#and a bit disappointed HW isn't terrified

[paragonrobits]

Finn: So, um, since we are officially Knowing Each other in a not exactly platonic sense- Huntress Wizard: The voices of the world tell me that the term is 'friends with benefits'. I feel this is both insufficient and... somehow does not convey the emotional ties involved but linguistics ain't my field. Finn: Me neither. Which is why it's kind of hard to say but, since we're feeling close enough that it's changed things, you're going to have to be prepared for some... hm. Finn: Perils, let's say. HW: In what sense. Finn: You know I've got people in my... well, it's not BIOLOGICAL family, but 'family' is the only word that comes to mind? People who care a lot about me, and might feel really invested in people that get intimately involved in my life? HW: Ah. Like your brother, the magical dog. Finn: Well, yeah, but you've already met him and got that sorted out, and that's not EXACTLY what I mean. And you NEED to be prepared because I am genuinely a little scared for you. HW: I've noticed a very serious tone shift here. Why does the ground suddenly stink of fear and horror? Huntress Wizard, feeling a sudden sense of unspeakable doom: And why do I hear... boss music?? Princess Bubblegum and Marceline, looming ominously directly behind her: Finn: OH NO IT HAS BEGUN. Princess Bubblegum, speaking in horribly icy tones: Good evening. Marceline, strumming on her guitar in a needlessly malevolent fashion: So. We hear you're INTERESTED in Finn. Princess Bubblegum: So we'd like to ask you a few... QUESTIONS. So that we are assured of his safety and emotional well-being. Huntress Wizard: Ah. So THAT explains the boss music.

#adventure time #huntress wizard #princess bubblegum #marceline #finn mertens #i like to imagine that PB and Marcy are can be a little homicidally overprotective of him #so they get a bit overzealous about seeing if someone is an active threat #don't worry HW will be fine #she'll view any threats of vivisection or having her soul ripped out as either declarations of sincerity she can respect #or impressed that they're getting this terrifying on his behalf #queued #pb and marcy will be both pleased with her resolve #and a bit disappointed HW isn't terrified #she'll say something like 'the unspeakable horror of certain doom is pleasing to see from friends' #and they'll be like 'oh you're kind of ideal for him huh'