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#and dammit all. geralt. begrudingly. kind of likes the annoying lil guy.
roughentumble
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i still think you could make a geraskier story outta the lindworm tale
#witcher tag
#ogc tag
#lindworm tag
#and it would be both cool and funny as hell
#geralt is the monster fighter who hears about all this and. when the king and queen beg. he sighs in a very put upon way
#and agrees to help
#and jaskier is this nasty worm prince who slithers and wants to eatfuck his new husband(hes a worm he isnt picky abt gender)
#but then the night is over his layers are shed and he's a Shiny new Human with Wide Eyed Appreciation For The World!!!
#WOW did you know walking upright is WEIRD!!!! you dont have to worry NEARLY as much about sharp rocks!!!
#he's suddenly a lot less interested in being a prince
#he's like i wanna abdicate Right Now and go Explore The World can i tag along mr husband?
#(geralt: no. jaskier: pleeeeaassseeee i really want to *puppy dog eyes*)
#hes a bit wide-eyed and naive abt some stuff and is Entranced with the Beauty Of The World now he's not a wormyguy
#(rdj meme voice: he is entranced by the beauty of the world now he's not a wormyguy)
#and he is DETERMINED to follow geralt around. and his parents are actually cool w/ him abdicating cuz like
#he spent all that time as a lindworm they did NOT train him to run a kingdom. he had no tutors. he would not know what to do
#his personality's done a total 180 he's very cheery now
#and dammit all. geralt. begrudingly. kind of likes the annoying lil guy.
#and they COULD get the marriage annuled and geralt TOTALLY PLANS TO ok it was a marriage for the sake of contract fulfillment
#but. well. i mean. time gets away from them and..... the ex-prince who now fancies himself a bard isnt AWFUL company.....
#and then a couple years down the line they have a REAL ceremony with a perfectly normal amount of clothes removal afterword
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