#and jaskier is this nasty worm prince who slithers and wants to eatfuck his new husband(hes a worm he isnt picky abt gender)

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i still think you could make a geraskier story outta the lindworm tale

#witcher tag #ogc tag #lindworm tag #and it would be both cool and funny as hell #geralt is the monster fighter who hears about all this and. when the king and queen beg. he sighs in a very put upon way #and agrees to help #and jaskier is this nasty worm prince who slithers and wants to eatfuck his new husband(hes a worm he isnt picky abt gender) #but then the night is over his layers are shed and he's a Shiny new Human with Wide Eyed Appreciation For The World!!! #WOW did you know walking upright is WEIRD!!!! you dont have to worry NEARLY as much about sharp rocks!!! #he's suddenly a lot less interested in being a prince #he's like i wanna abdicate Right Now and go Explore The World can i tag along mr husband? #(geralt: no. jaskier: pleeeeaassseeee i really want to *puppy dog eyes*) #hes a bit wide-eyed and naive abt some stuff and is Entranced with the Beauty Of The World now he's not a wormyguy #(rdj meme voice: he is entranced by the beauty of the world now he's not a wormyguy) #and he is DETERMINED to follow geralt around. and his parents are actually cool w/ him abdicating cuz like #he spent all that time as a lindworm they did NOT train him to run a kingdom. he had no tutors. he would not know what to do #his personality's done a total 180 he's very cheery now #and dammit all. geralt. begrudingly. kind of likes the annoying lil guy. #and they COULD get the marriage annuled and geralt TOTALLY PLANS TO ok it was a marriage for the sake of contract fulfillment #but. well. i mean. time gets away from them and..... the ex-prince who now fancies himself a bard isnt AWFUL company..... #and then a couple years down the line they have a REAL ceremony with a perfectly normal amount of clothes removal afterword