#and i haaaaate 'you two can never be friends youre either going to be passionately in love or passionately hating each other' sorry im :

[octolingkiera]

ok im just opened your blog for the first time. im from your ao3. literally know nothing about you. have not looked at anything on your blog. this may be wildly inaccurate. but here are my extremely specific assumptions based entitled on your fanfics that i’ve read.

- you have an overwhelming desire to form a deep and strong connection with someone. where you are just inexplicably close with them and can’t imagine life without this person.

[ either that or you already have a person/people like this in your life. ]

- seem like the kind of person who owns cats AND dogs. if not you want both. i think. i dunno.

- you listen to lemon demon. or just very internet-e music in general.

- you own a lot of graphic t shirts and colourful socks?

- you’re a theatre/literature nerd.

- you hated playing dodgeball in gym class

- you have an absurd amount of blankets/pillows

- a big part of your sense of humour can be summed up with that one silly video where that dude says “GRASS! I LIED ABOUT THE WHEELS” idk its 12am or smth gimme a break

- you either love milk so so much or hate it with a passion

i dunno if any of that is accurate and like. fair warning i’ve read all your rottmnt fics but nothing else so. shrug emoji.

ohmigosh hello!! :3 welcome to my blog!! it's been a couple weeks since you've sent this so if you've taken a look around yet, i hope you found something interesting lol

when this came in, i read it like three times and showed my friends and i gotta say. i love your energy lmao. ive never had anyone do this before so idk the procedure from here but. i love that all you've done is read my rise fic and came over here and wrote this up and that's it. i love it. this is great, thank you!!! lol

it's overall lowkey a little accurate which is wildly hilarious to me but i guess i can go through and tell you how you did??? lol

you have an overwhelming desire to form a deep and strong connection with someone. where you are just inexplicably close with them and can’t imagine life without this person.

[ either that or you already have a person/people like this in your life. ] does having a close friend ive known for 15 years count?? lol this ask came in the monday before she got married and the day before i flew out to go attend said wedding with all of our close mutual friends, so i'd say this is p accurate. (and as to the desire part... yeah,,, lol)

seem like the kind of person who owns cats AND dogs. if not you want both. i think. i dunno.

i do actually!! i have a dog and a cat rn, but ive had mostly dogs my whole life. two of my grandmas are huge cat people and have always had a lot of cats or fed a lot of strays, so i really love both of them. i couldn't say which i like more lol

you listen to lemon demon. or just very internet-e music in general.

i actually dont listen to much lemon demon, and while i dont quite get what you mean by "internet-e music", uhhhh i do like some meme songs?? if that counts?? lol. a lot of my music tastes can be summed up as "mid 2000s to early 2010s" lmfao

you own a lot of graphic t shirts and colourful socks?

lol most of what i wear is graphic tees, yes. as for the socks,,, yeah, when i wear them lol. i haaaaate socks in general, so i have to get socks i like the looks of so i actually want to wear them. my favorites are pokemon themed, but they slip down my heel really easily, so i dont wear them as much anymore :(

you’re a theatre/literature nerd.

lol, not really, but i do enjoy the occasional musical. i havent read many actual, published books in recent years, but i'm almost always reading Something

you hated playing dodgeball in gym class

brooo i HATED gym class. i actually didn't have a single gym class in middle school and the last time i had a gytm class was the first half of my first year of high school all the way back in 2010 lol

you have an absurd amount of blankets/pillows

again, not really, but i love me a good soft blanket. i love silly little plush throw blankets and also really big warm ones you can snuggle up in on a cold night, but in bed, i don't tend to use a ton of blankets or pillows

a big part of your sense of humour can be summed up with that one silly video where that dude says “GRASS! I LIED ABOUT THE WHEELS” idk its 12am or smth gimme a break

my sense of humor is like 80% vines so like. yeah lol

you either love milk so so much or hate it with a passion

milk is good!!! i used to drink it a lot more when i was younger but not so much now lol

tysm for the ask!!! this was fun and i really enjoyed this :3 thanks for reading and (hopefully lol) enjoying my fics, and i hope you'll keep reading!! i have more rottmnt stuff cooking up (including a huge separated au fic, more prompt fills, a "future character travels back in time" fic, potentially a post movie fic (we'll see lol), and some silly little post episode oneshots ;3) that i hope i can get posted sooner or later lol

#ty for your ask!!! #i was actually so excited to get this #people engaging??? with ME??? #wowie #was out there showing it off like “LOOK PEOPLE WANNA TALK TO ME!!!” #i haven't talked about my separated au on the social medias yet #but i've mentioned some stuff to folks on discord #the doc rn is over 20k words and it's barely getting started #it's HUGE!!!!! #a monster lol #it's gonna be great #ask #answer

[toytulini]

oh its cos i find Spike Fucking Annoying as hell. i get it okay thank u post before that was like pointing out that (fictional) murder is fine but its illegal to be annoying. exactly. ur right.

#toy txt post #btvs #if u disagree just keep scrolling im just tagging that for blog organization #yall are valid to like spike. you go ahead. i have no idea the fuck HOW but like you can do that #i. however. fucking hate him. and i want buffy to just. yeet him. away from her. forever. or even just. stop with the #flirting and the uwu will they wont they kissy bLEHDUFGWRG awful i hate it. id rather they just be snarky frenemies #making them ???? sp/uffy??? awful. i want to be clear this isnt a ship war thing. i quite literally hate every man in this show except for #Giles. i hate every man buffy ends up with. i liked oz briefly until. u kno. i want someone to save buffy from joss whedons boys pls #i hate how everytime buffy dates a dude and then He Sucks and then buffy is like...is this....my fault? is it me who is bad actually? #im going to scream. buffy. you are wonderful and amazing im sorry youre just. surrounded by shitty dudes for some reason. riley had the most #potential to be the least shitty. but then. he was army? and then also he was. doing whatever the fuck was going on there at the end #and THEN he fucking did that weird guilt trip ultimatum bullshit on buffy before leaving like FUCK that dude drop him for that alone #i dont know what was going on with the vampires with him. that whole plotline just felt really weird and cursed and the framing of it was so #awkward and uncomfortable???? that was just a wildly uncomfortable writing choice for me #i do also want to punt angel for the record. so far ive found him pretty funny but i hate hate hated all his interactions w buffy #and i haaaaate 'you two can never be friends youre either going to be passionately in love or passionately hating each other' sorry im ://// #and xander..oh man. has he gotten less shitty and annoying in later episodes? yea. do i still want to punt him through a window? yes #but he has been promoted to lower on my shitlist by virtue of spike being SO FUCKING ANNOYING i hate his ass. i do not understand how anyone #likes him. i just dont im sorry. he got rejected a little harshly after repeatedly ignoring previous rejections of his advances and then he #was going to show up to her house to try to kill her with a gun and im supposed to be like aw hes so sweet tho bc instead he saw her crying #on the back deck about something else and decided to try to comfort her! idc hes gross and i hate him. his entire reason for being there is #just a massive red flag hes not sweet and romantic hes an edgy dick whos reaction to a rejection was to show up at her house with a gun #gross!!!!! hes gross and i hate him!!!!!!!! fuck him and fuck sp//uffy. eufhhfgdkgeje slimy fucking ass. throw the whole vampire out. #disclaimer again at the end: if u ship it i literally dont care. i mean i care a little and im going to sideeye the fuck out of your taste #but im not gonna harass u about it or anything and im gonna. grit my teeth and try to keep my salt on my own blog #one day im gonna finish this show but god this last season is Rough. im Not Having Fun but im so close to the end... #i have reached the point where im like. olay fine buffy i literally dont care if u fuck him or not but i want u to stop torturing yourself #over it like Jesus christ he is Not worth that much of ur emotional energy. i want her friends to find out and be chill with it so that she #stops torturing herself by making it into this biiiig dramatic secret thags haunting her and wearing on her