#and no! I totally haven’t read the Kama Sutra or left it in a church library for the pastor to find

[eddiethedungeonmaster]

For the freak of Hawkins high, you're a shy boy 🤭 I might need to bring out the freaky side of you hey! I don't think you're as experienced as they say 😏

Are you a blanket hog aswell? That's one thing I can't stand, I'd have to kick you out of the bed, sorry! 😋

Ohhh, give me an hour and I'd know all your secrets

❤️‍🔥

Hey! A Freak I may be but I’m not ya know— *rolls eyes thinking* overly obnoxiously confident. A dudes gotta wonder sometimes where he stands haha! Not like some douche canoes at school (mutters about Jason needing a reality check sometimes)

Don’t blanket hog! Just cling like an octopus.

Alright how do I put this. Ahem. I have a fuck load of technical knowledge what I am lacking in is having the ability to apply it to reality at the moment.

But what I lack for in that I make up for in just tell me what the fuck you want and it’s yours doll!

#eddie munson #eddie munson rp #no I’m not a virgin but I ain’t the devil either just saying #and no! I totally haven’t read the Kama Sutra or left it in a church library for the pastor to find #okay maybe I did #he screamed #it was awesome #Wayne got maaaaaaad but then he laughed