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mossypidder · 2 months
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+*. STORY TIME .*+
(below cut)
So today, after having been horsing around with my brother; being the absolute feral little gremlin that I am, I scuttled off and he called after me “Don’t you come stick your face in my window-” (there are windows inside the house between his bedroom and the living room ‘cause it used to be a porch) So naturally, I decided to come stick my face in his window, but with my techno mask on for extra shock factor, y’know? Except I thought he meant the outside ones. I didn’t feel like putting real clothes on (I was in a sports bra and pajama shorts), so I went out wrapped in a blanket- all you could see was the mask and my feet.
I start walking up the side of the house to get to his room, and this pickup slows down in front of our yard. There is no other reason I can think that they would have slowed down other than them having seen me- and I was in plain view from the road. And I’m just highly amused. That I probably just significantly confused one of our neighbors. And that this is what they would have seen.
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garussy · 1 year
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Someone once jokingly went “I got your nose!” to Frankie.
And it just came off.
The nose popped right off.
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For the freak of Hawkins high, you're a shy boy 🤭 I might need to bring out the freaky side of you hey! I don't think you're as experienced as they say 😏
Are you a blanket hog aswell? That's one thing I can't stand, I'd have to kick you out of the bed, sorry! 😋
Ohhh, give me an hour and I'd know all your secrets
❤️‍🔥
Hey! A Freak I may be but I’m not ya know— *rolls eyes thinking* overly obnoxiously confident. A dudes gotta wonder sometimes where he stands haha! Not like some douche canoes at school (mutters about Jason needing a reality check sometimes)
Don’t blanket hog! Just cling like an octopus.
Alright how do I put this. Ahem. I have a fuck load of technical knowledge what I am lacking in is having the ability to apply it to reality at the moment.
But what I lack for in that I make up for in just tell me what the fuck you want and it’s yours doll!
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Vincent Price at the opening of The Tingler (1959)
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littlelightfish · 16 days
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Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:
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Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.
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In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.
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gin-juice-tonic · 8 months
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remembering one of the times i was getting evaluated by a therapist to determine if i was "really trans" or not or whatever and he was like "so if you transitioned to male, how would you dress differently?"
and i was like "i.. dont know. I wouldnt?"
and he looked at me blankly and wrote something down and said "really? you wouldnt wear anything more masculine?"
and i realized i'd given the wrong answer so I just said "I would... wear... suits?"
and he smiled and wrote something else down like "ah! yes"
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Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life
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I felt inspired after watching the fnaf movie
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indestinatus · 3 months
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You have been claimed by Poseidon, Earthshaker, Stormbringer. Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon.
1.08 | PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS
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shay-creates · 7 months
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Apparently, my decision to be silly and make fanart of someone's writing (because I genuinely enjoy the story the person is writing and I was struck with inspiration upon reading a particular scene) has benevolent and wildly unforeseen consequences.
I apparently gained a bit of control of the canon because said writer really loved the art and decided what I drew/draw is canon.
2. Writer put said artwork into the document of his story right below the scene, so now it's IN the story where people who read the story will see it (with a link to me)
3. He sent the artwork to all his friends and people he knows because he was so excited
Wholesome interaction and I watched him do all that in real time, good stuff. However...there are two more consequences I was notified of today...nearly a full week after I gave the artwork.
Seeing the artwork caused his friends to become interested in reading and hearing about his story, which means more people are reading what he's writing and giving him critique on the story (which he actively asks for).
Apparently, upon seeing the art, his writer friends got a sudden second wind to pick back up writing they'd abandoned for a few months. Because, I quote, "seeing that someone enjoyed {his} writing enough to take the time to make art of it gave them the motivation that maybe THEY can write something that will inspire someone to also create something." I have accidentally caused a writing frenzy among his writer friends and my silly idea to make art for someone has had a butterfly effect for people who I don't even know.
Uhh...I'm pretty sure there's a moral here but I am tired and have a great deal of emotions about this.
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ghost-bxrd · 3 months
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Prompt:
Instead of Dick or Tim, Red Hood straight up goes for kidnapping Bruce Wayne and keeping him hostage just to see how desperate the birds get in trying to find him.
It’s a foolproof plan. Batman won’t blow his cover unless absolutely necessary, and “Brucie” would never know how to slip away from a crime lord of Red Hood’s caliber. It’s foolproof. It’s perfect. Jason can keep dropping hints and make threats towards the birds and watch Bruce squirm without consequences if he plays this right.
But then “Brucie” keeps begging him not to hurt his kids…
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The FNAF movie duo gotta get use to purple Michael
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onesidedradiostatic · 1 month
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stayed gone but you're the sinners watching/listening
(AKA I spend an unnecessary amount of time editing)
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get. his. ass.
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frownyalfred · 4 months
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the best part about comics and fics where the batkids have to fight a mind controlled Bruce is the inevitable "oh shit" moment when they realize that every single spar with Bruce over the years -- even the ones where they were sparring at full force -- was against a Bruce who still held himself back in some way. because those are his kids.
a Bruce who doesn't care about them is terrifying.
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catmask · 1 year
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bf admitted he likes being bossed around which is insanely funny considering 1) my mom always told me id never find a partner bc i can be bossy (just comes built in being the oldest sibling also Literally got it from her. also im a virgo not my fault) 2) i was asking him because i was worried i was doing it unconsciously (i try my best not to be) but then he was like no keep doing it i like it
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