#and sanji just stares as a river of blood flows from his nose

[alaspooryorickiknewhimwell]

Ok but imagine Zoro gets turned into a woman. It’s the grand line anything can happen, so Zoro eats the wrong fruit, or pisses of a witch and boom lady-Zoro; complete ranma 1/2 hijinks ensue.

Of course Zoro doesn’t care all that much, he’s still gonna be the greatest swordsman to ever live, and he still can’t figure out how to properly close a shirt, no pair of boobs is going to change that. Meanwhile sanji is having 13 existential crises all at once.

We have the most homophobic gay man to sail the seas, having to deal with the unstoppable force (a pathological need to fight the Marimo) meeting the immovable object (love and respect for all woman). Honest to God it may actually kill him.

Like Sanji is discovering new parts of himself everytime he sees Zoro lift weights, and Zoro is using this to get unrestricted access to the sake.

#ranma 1/2 #zosan #one piece #not a want but a need #trans zoro #nami offers Zoro 10% of the belli he owes if he wears a nice dress #and sanji just stares as a river of blood flows from his nose #if this doesn’t exist then I will make it #zoro #sanji #1/2 piece