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#and them doujins made by corolla that mf was the only person ever who understood them (even if they were misguided and believed in gerita)
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no guys you dont get it itager isnt sweet and tender in the domestic gay lovey dovey way theyre sweet and tender in the BRO way
#im a crazy bitch okay i will be like yes theyre lovey to eachother yes thats true
#yes i only get gay and shit for itager bc theyre true love and then see something sappy and gay of them and go THAT AINT RIGHT
#im a freak okay im such an asshole about itager bc i think theyre lovey to eachother in a very specific way and all other ways are cringe
#me when the only itager i consume is the official goddamn hetalia manga
#and them doujins made by corolla that mf was the only person ever who understood them (even if they were misguided and believed in gerita)
#i like to think in my heart of hearts corolla knew the truth it was just the wrong time.
#like how i know bill and ted wouldve loved touhou koishi song its just they were born in the wrong era
#but yeah like germany and italy are gay in that BRO way like. its hard to describe but its not gay its more like.... friendship adjacent
#like when you deeply care about your bro and act gay with them in that way they arent about that silently looks at the moonlight shit
#they look at the moonlight and italy goes 'germany is right now a good time to tell you i fucked your car again' and germany goes 'What.'
#ITS A BETTER AND MORE AWEZOME FORM OF LOVE IN MY HUMBLEST OF OPINIONS.... I PERSONALLY PREFER IT
#its domestic in the way of having your average daily life of dicking around with your bros and throwing grenades in cars n shit
#instead of domestic settling down and being all serious and sappy all the time
#its lovey dovey in the way of being like AHAHA IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!! yeah bro... i really like you too *hug* im glad youre in my life
#i just think thats so much more swag because settling down just does not sit right for me
#i think settling down sucks tf you mean theres no more adventures and always sunny shit?
#i think fruk can get into that settling down domestic shit but im a firm believer itager cant
#because their entire dynamic hinges upon italy coming in and making germanys boring ass lonely life fun by ruining it everyday
#its not itager if they arent grabbing eachothers balls and acting like bros
#ive said this to wiener but its the itager itapan juxisposition
#itapan (japans onesided crush ofc) is great because they act gay but are just bros
#and itager is great because they act like bros but are gay
#idk its hard to explain the nuances of it all but just trust me when i say canon content and corollas sfw doujins are the only true itager
#content
#robooty asshole moment sorry guys somethings wrong with me
#robooty kun
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