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Ask game: send a ship and I'll put them somewhere on this grid

#i dont usually do these but i want to interact more on mai home..... #no more instagram fuck that misstress bitch talk to me

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MY FELLOW AMERICANS (and internationals. part two)

dis was a little something I drew for my friend @snoozerin for an art trade and i decided to make it into a keychain ^_^ *hands and knees* PLEASE. buy the robooty swag....... idk why i keep making merchandise of mfs beating the shit out of eachother lol 😄 if you ever come upon me irl and show off a piece of my merch ill bend over and tie your shoelaces for you no cap no questions only booty balls bros and well.... that last b youll just have to find out ;)

preorder dis bad boy right HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

#hetalia #aph #hws #amerus #rusame #aph russia #hws russia #aph america #hws america #draws #IM FOR REAL THIS TIME ABOUT THE NORMAL ITAGER CHARMS COMING UP NEXT #ill put them on etsy tho and sell them year round until i run out of stock ^_^ #please.... please dont fail me amerus nation... please buy my yaoi beating the shit out of eachother keychain #please lord... pleasepleasepleapslepalsPLEAPSLEPWLPALW-- *hears knocking on door* UGH. FINE IM COMING OUT NOW **leaves confessional booth** #the nerve of these guys.... ohh theres a lineeeeeee! tch. sometimes a guy needs some time just him and the lord.... i jerk off in there ONE #TIME and suddenly they gotta check up on me every 5 minutes!

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seeing hetalia gore right net to actual 2013 hetaliaposting on the freaktalia tag is interesting

#gore #SO GENUINELY GOOD THO #OMIGAWWWWW #REAL AS FUCK #GOOD POST OP GOOD POST

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#i think tears would come to my eyes from joy if this happened to me #and then id make a post on tumblr dot com about peace and love AND pascal on planet earf #ultra save #this is it chief

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im going to kill this person for real

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guy who references his gore from memories of watching people play surgeon simulator in 2013

#sorry for talking abt myself in third person again idk why i do this

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im so fucking humiliated i failed ddr bakunana testroyer expert 13 but i almsot got to the end abd died from exhaustion and it was my second song so ofc i chose a hard song for my last one and failed miserably bc i was too tired and i looked behind me and a guy who was shredding all fucking day who apparantly was just taking a break was watching me the entire time literally just kill me now

#THE HUMILIATION IS TOO MUCH TO BEAR #JUST KILL ME NOW #ME WHEN PEOPLE SEE ME BEING BAD AT RHYTHM GAMES #KMSSS

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me waiting for the male lesbians to win so yaoi girlfriends can start popping up

#the incel yearning for a girlfriend will finally be satiated #since im not gay because of my allergy to girls and insatiable lust for men #thats an unrelated issue #im gay because i love yaoi so much i became apart of it and cuz i love saying faggot

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art trade for mai friend @dismassacre 😏 bro requested "pav reacting to his family being gruesomely murdered" and i havent played the 2nd game yet so i rawdogged it and they said i was p accurate yay!!!

#fear and hunger #pavel yudin #funger #fear and hunger 2 #fear and hunger termina #swag #friendship #lolz #pav #draws #funger 2

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ngl i get annoyed af when people say i go out of my way to sanitize germanys outfit because I DONT. I DRAW HIM IN SEASON 1-4 OUTFIT. I DRAW EVERYONE IN THEIR EARLY SEASON OUTFITS BECAUSE MY THROAT ALWAYS HURTS FROM CONSTANTLY SUCKING THE EARLY SEASON ARTSTYLE'S 19 INCH SCHLONG!

#i forever am an early hetalia season supremacist #the artstyle was so fucking good it was so fire as fuck i am baffled by how many people prefer the newer style #if anyone bad faiths me rn im going to tear you apart limb by limb

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i would literally do anything to live in a world where the kaito v1 design stayed as the most accepted default one

#IM DYING ON THIS FUCKING HILL #BECAUSE ITS SO GOOD #I LOVE THE ORANGE ARROW ACCENTS #I LOVE HIS BROWN OUT OF PLACE ASS PANTS #THEYRE SO FUCKING GOOD FUCK THE V3 #I LOVE KAITO WHEN HE KINDA LOOKS LIKE SOME GUY #HE HAS A SHITTY CHARM LIKE YES OBJECTIVELY SPEAKING V3 IS A BETTER DESIGN #BUT THE V1 FEELS SO MUCH MORE RIGHT IT HAS SO MUCH CHARM AND IT FEELS CORRECT FOR KAITO KUN #everytime someone draws him and bothers to draw his v1 design instead of v3 a puppy is saved from drowning in a river

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did i fr just sleep 14 hours and im still tired as fuck

#what in gotten himmel is wrong wif me

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warm up doodle i drew yesterday before i fuckin passed out and did not draw anything else

#hetalia #aph #hws #aph prussia #hws prussia #itager #gerita #i mean italys grabbing his ass in the bg #aph italy #aph germany #hws italy #hws germany #cuck pruita #draws

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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

#and theyre right

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OH MY GOD THIS IS SO CUTE THIS IS SO DEADASSUWBSIEN YESSS YES YOUVE FED ME SO WELL OMIGAW YESS 😍😍😍 I ADOREDE THIS UWGAHWJSJ I LOVE YOUR ART OH MY GOD THEYRE HAVING MOUTH SEX ON SCREEN THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY! 😨😨😨😨😇😈 I JUST LOVEEE UR ARTSTYLE OUGHEJWJJDHE BRO IS ALWAYS COOKIN GOOD.... Vro. if you make itager in funger.............. **transforms into tanaka san and dies in a million gruesome ways** im just saying you let germany and italy in funger drop.... next day you wake up to 500+ messages from me in the dms eeheehee!

for real request................ erm..... literally germany and italy like Anything. funger au, mochis, mf amoebas literally anything your little heart desires ^_^

BUT YEYYY ITAGER YEYY!!! u actually talking abt funger au made me start making sprites for them cuz I’m silly like that but then I had to stop cuz idk what class of character they’d be from the top of my head and now I wanna ruminate my funger heta aus so I drew this for ur ask instead!!!👽☺️

#ULTRA SAVE #THIS IS IT CHIEF #ROBOOTY FANPLAZA