#anon it is a testament to the superhero brain rot that when I saw this I was like ‘ooh very cool idea but which au are they talking abt’

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If we're still on the superhero type beat, then maybe they ask to basically have Tommy as a part-time healer or whatever and they have to pass Tommy over in the Taco Bell parking lot or something. SBI keep worrying that one day the villans just won't show up, but they always arrive on time.

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anon i adore the idea but also I talk so much abt superhero aus that i have no idea which one ur referring to 😭 either way i am in big agreement. they have a shared google calendar where they list who’s he gonna be with and when. techno doesn’t stop making custody battle jokes. Tommy gets 2 Christmases. Every time he gets handed to superheroes they’re like ‘omg are u ok??? Did they hurt u??’ And everytime he gets handed to the supervillains they’re like ‘damn Phil made u ANOTHER sweater? it’s the middle of summer?’

#if it’s the one with supervillain bee duo superhero SBI i will gently implore u to go into match’s askbox bc it’s her AU i just jumped on #and bench trioed it #also she’s cool #not that I don’t love seeing these!! It’s so cool :D #anon it is a testament to the superhero brain rot that when I saw this I was like ‘ooh very cool idea but which au are they talking abt’ #LMAO #we are always on the superhero type beat over here on vvcantwrite it’s an illness #asks #anonymous #ty for sending an ask!!