#anouki don't have surnames

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Hyrule Broadcast Announcement

The following is an important schedule announcement from the Royal Broadcast Board of Directors.

Starting tomorrow, 27.5w UE-19.516, 0.00, Midnight, the Royal Broadcast channel will be airing the Official Compendium of Monsters and Threats on a 24/7 basis.

Each 24-hour segment will be hosted by four experts from each province, focused on the monsters native to their respective provinces. Questions from callers will be answered on-air. A schedule can be found at the bottom of this announcement.

This message has been approved by the Calamity Watch, official first responders of the Greater Commonwealth of Hyrule.

Schedule for the RBC for dates 27.5w — 28.4w

27.5w Aboda Province

0.00 — 3.59 Safflina Maku-Tera Sarian, Monster Biologist

4.00 — 5.59 Automated Intermission

6.00 — 9.59 Alfanz Niko Ordona, Field Alchemist

10.00 — 11.59 Automated Intermission

12.00 — 15.59 Voe Vatai Mineshi Whittleton, Monster Hunter

16.00 — 17.59 Automated Intermission

18.00 — 21.59 Patya Sato Floria, Dungeon Development Specialist

22.00 — 23.59 Automated Intermission

27.6w Gerudo Province

0.00 — 3.59 Vai Nella Caraben Barriara, Moldworm Patrol Officer

4.00 — 5.59 Automated Intermission

6.00 — 9.59 Gor Marbel Rubei Rota, Monster Hunter

10.00 — 11.59 Automated Intermission

12.00 — 15.59 Vei Somari Emrita Rijula, Sand-Saber

16.00 — 17.59 Automated Intermission

18.00 — 21.59 Lafenda Maku-Mori Kara Kara, Field Alchemist

22.00 — 23.59 Automated Intermission

27.7w Hebra Province

0.00 — 3.59 Agutako Anouki Palace, Guard Officer

4.00 — 5.59 Automated Intermission

6.00 — 9.59 Takita Danu-Ralesi Ice Ring, Sailguard

10.00 — 11.59 Automated Intermission

12.00 — 15.59 Emichi Snowpeak, Monster Hunter

16.00 — 17.59 Automated Intermission

18.00 — 21.59 Arzelan Malin Tabantha, Monster Hunter

22.00 — 23.59 Automated Intermission

28.1w Rutara Province

0.00 — 3.59 Vai Avyll Rishu Mizara's Domain, Sailguard

4.00 — 5.59 Automated Intermission

6.00 — 9.59 Mikeil Sirsi-Electra Sidoni, Sailguard

10.00 — 11.59 Automated Intermission

12.00 — 15.59 Gor Corbon Ameth Jabun's Pond, Monster Hunter

16.00 — 17.59 Automated Intermission

18.00 — 21.59 Lulu Ventina-Tibar Little Droplet, Roaming Doctor

22.00 — 23.59 Automated Intermission

28.2w Crenel Province

0.00 — 3.59 Madori Dragon's Roost, Dungeon Development Specialist

4.00 — 5.59 Automated Intermission

6.00 — 9.59 Gor Ferril Saffi Komali, Field Alchemist

10.00 — 11.59 Automated Intermission

12.00 — 15.59 Limen Zuzuki Midnar Coast, Guard Officer

16.00 — 17.59 Automated Intermission

18.00 — 21.59 Momo Funai Goron City, Death Mountain Patrol

22.00 — 23.59 Automated Intermission

28.3w Papuchia Province

0.00 — 3.59 Plume Hyashi Hateno, Guard Officer

4.00 — 5.59 Automated Intermission

6.00 — 9.59 Cinama Maku-Syrap Papuchia, Field Alchemist

10.00 — 11.59 Automated Intermission

12.00 — 15.59 Kywi Banba New Linebeck, Guard Officer

16.00 — 17.59 Automated Intermission

18.00 — 21.59 Alman Deku-Lonlei Windfall, Guard Officer

22.00 — 23.59 Automated Intermission

28.4w Hyrule Province

0.00 — 3.59 Etvard Niko Maritta, Field Alchemist

4.00 — 5.59 Automated Intermission

6.00 — 9.59 Voe Nabaru Dorav Lurelin, Monster Biologist

10.00 — 11.59 Automated Intermission

12.00 — 15.59 Malon Lonlon Arylla, Blood Moon Purge Agent

16.00 — 17.59 Automated Intermission

18.00 — 21.59 Leishi Eda Rauri, Guard Officer

22.00 — 23.59 Automated Intermission

#loz #zelda #modern zelda au #hero reforged au #long post #names are hard #BUT! everyone has a consistent naming scheme #gerudo always start with vai/voe/vei #hylians just have last names #deku scrubs have hyphenated names that start with 'deku' or 'maku' #anouki don't have surnames #gorons always start with 'gor' and end with a shortened gemstone #mizara have hyphenated surnames #sheikah have fruity first names and japanese-ish surnames #anyways there's a couple easter eggs sprinkled in if you squint #and some worldbuilding with the professions