#anyway crowley preens jims feathers and plans on thwarting god right infront of her and she makes them dinner while they plan

[number-one-hog-hater]

Dhjg shaying shit

#had a dream that god has a cabin on earth thats hidden to everyone #and instead of the 25 lvl miracle crowley takes them there instead to hide and figure out a game plan #neither aziraphale or jim realize its god and both think its just a sweet old ladies cabin #anyway crowley preens jims feathers and plans on thwarting god right infront of her and she makes them dinner while they plan #oh also she has a garden that is like eden with wildlife bever seen by anyone other than she and crowley #and in return for dinner she has crowley go to the garden because an animal got bit by a snake so hecan heal it #(hes raphael in this [its a Fun headcanon]) #and when jim gets his memories back hes just like Oh Fuck. he is Stong as Fuck and we have been Targeting him #also in this dream crowley was kinda fucked up where healing made him rise a lil bit and he could even it out by demon activity #and he had 3 white wings 3 black #i just want to immortalize this because i have had a dream with a cohesive story in so long #one time gron dreamt #oh also god preformed the miracle to hide jim for them so they had a lil more time #and crowley was aware that metatron wasnt speaking to god and she was trying a hands off approach