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stance on strawberries?

Starting to try and grow them right now! But outside of that they anger me because I dip them in chocolate at work and it a pain with our set up

#its me gron #asks #anonymous

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u like musicals?

Extremely picky like a few star kid ones and hades town rn also I have a whole thing about cats

#its me gron #asks #anonymous

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I request neko maid dennis content please

we are very serious about nekomaid dennis on this blog

#yeah #final form right there

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#its me gron #working away at the stove to cook up a character #i just want him done its b3en like 2 months

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I'm very happy to say I have finally seen this shirt in person and it's still my favorite thing.

#its me gron #image repost #dw i made the og post

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why did he say this

#i have no memory why but this guy is my discord pfp #i have no idea who this dog is #i think it was because of Only Connect? #Who is he??

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"Are Mac and Dennis the Greatest Will-They-Won't-They in Sitcom History?" - @k8mckinnonstan

As filmed by yours truly and @macdenlover (x)

#chewing my restraints #cant wait for s28 ep 7 Mac and dennis forever bestfriends #getting married in vegas as the cold open then an extended cut 50 .in fucking

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we hung out with rob last night!! here’s him talking to @k8mckinnonstan about macdennis

#forgot he was real

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do u like bruce springstein

As a resident of the south I have to have a certain respect for his all time American classics with how often his music was played while doing school work in class.

Literally almost all of 2nd grade was bruse Springsteen

#its me gron #asks #anonymous #sorry for not answering asks been rotting for the past 6 months #i wouldnt say we are back but i am kinda here

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I dont know how people read real books on their phone. I can't handle the vibes of reading 1984 the same way I've read uncounted macdennis smut fics.

#its me gron #just sayin shit

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i should finish my werewolf knotting fic but then i wont be able to talk about it anymore. if im not the guy with the 8k words werewolf knotting google doc then who am i

#you say this like you wont write something equally unhinged in the future

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my beautiful wife Prev Tags is back. btw. she's in the meatball menu they put her in the meatballs.

#nature is healing #tumblr live is gone and prev tags are back

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i need to read what i wrote yesterday but im kinda scared. like what was that guy thinking

#your brain #✨️✨️✨️✨️

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THE FACT I WILL NEVER TASTE DENNIS’ SWEET AMBROSIAN BREASTMILK ON MY TONGUE……….NEVER FEEL THE SOFT FUR OF HIS CHEST TICKLE MY FACE……..NEVER HAVE HIM STROKE MY HAIR AS HE CALLS ME BABY BOY………CUP MY HAND AROUND THE SWELL OF HIS BREASTS……REST MY HEAD ON HIS SOFT CREAMY THIGHS……HAVE HIM HUM ME TO SLEEP WITH THE TASTE OF MILK STILL SWEET IN MY MOUTH……….

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Boy Dee is the kind of guy that got into acting to pick up chicks cus he thinks all the other theatre guys are gay (except girls fucking hate him and he's too scared to fuck guys so he just ends up creating drama and wrecking relationships )

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remember that episode of house where the patient they’d been treating turned out to be a serial killer who had eaten 13 people and then it was literally never mentioned again

#HUH?!?!?!? #i never finished the show #i love how bat shit it is #ep plase 🥺

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#recommendation #soley with how often i type it and spell check doesnt even RECONIZE what im trying to say