#argh i hate the person who edited the original video

[viandede-porque]

My Tikhonov

Spartak made a video of this title for Tikhonov's 50th anniversary and invited a bunch of old men to lick his balls. At the beginning, Spartak's former head coach Oleg Romantsev, who fucked all his players because that's what all coaches do, notices Andrey doesn't look 50 and says he looks good, sporty.

"Andrey himself is a physically tough guy, he has charisma and power" — in his strong hands you no longer wanna be Spartak's captain, you wanna be the little forest creature you are.

"If he had an offer from England (and maybe he did: no one knows), he would have tried his hand there. I regret Andrey didn't manage to play abroad" — old man still can't come to terms with the fact Mourinho didn't take his 32-year-old ass to Chelsea. On a cold night, he dreams of Andrey Tikhonov fucking him on the grass of Stamford Bridge.

"Reliable, you can always rely on him. No matter what my wish is, he will always fulfill it. This tells a lot about his human qualities" — did he agree to have a threesome with your brother?

"We were three midfielders, that's why we communicated so closely. And you correctly noted that when I left, Andrey Tikhonov probably felt sad, so he had a desire to immediately replace me with someone. That's why he has such a friendship with Egor" — I thought in your trio you were always fucked, and Tikhonov and Titov both fucked you. So how can Egor fully replace you? But if we recall that photo of Tikhonov behind a row of matryoshkas, where your matryoshka can fit in his, and Titov's one in yours... It definitely adds some colours to the picture.

"We mostly travelled around Europe together. But I'll reveal the secret we're planning to go to South Africa, Tanzania this year in December. And I hope if no epidemic reaches us, the three of us will fly there" — without your three wives, five(?) sons and three daughters, just the three of you? What were you gonna do there? Develop South African football? Play tennis?

"Andrey really likes to smoke hookah. Now he's allowed to do this because he doesn't have to play football the next day. So his love for hookah, of course, surprises me a bit. When we're on vacation together in Europe and Andrey is looking for a place to eat, he will definitely choose a place that has hookah. Although he once offered me to smoke a hookah and I didn't like it. Yeah, I did not share his passion, and he knows it" — do you like to smoke only his cock? Or was hookah actually a euphemism all the way, and you meant you don't like sucking, but Andrey does?

"There's nothing to hide. We could go to the casino to switch our focus after the games, relax with a glass of wine or beer. We could also play cards without bigotry. Who was the most successful player? I think I was" — I'm not sure that being stripped and fucked on the table means you were successful at playing cards.

"I have one birthday wish for Andrey, I wish him to leave television as soon as possible and run some football team. I will tell him this personally on the 16th" — I hope Tisha answered you with a mirror wish. Your squishy cheeks, tits and belly should be squeezed by your own footballers.

#dmitri alenichev #andrey tikhonov #argh i hate the person who edited the original video #who made them cut off the last syllables of words? #dmitri anatolyevich didn't put on a wedding ring to talk about andrey tikhonov #i'm wondering if daler will give the same interview about mosto in 20 years #will mosto become the living legend of zenit #<- sudden splash of blue lagoon into a rare pork steak #why shouldn't i post cringe

[ariadnasmtk]

My story~

I will now share my story with DL (even if nobody asked me) Ok... Well... My story is quite funny (or at least I think so)

The rest is under the cut~

I was quite new in this world of animes and stuff.

I remember only watching cute animes, romance, school and magical girls. I also remember watching them at crunchy roll (long time ago xD)

It was a Friday night and I had just finished an anime called "Say I love you"(?) and I was like: "Well... What should I watch next?" And there's a small section on Crunchy Roll where are the recommendations "what other members watched" and in that section it appeared "Diabolik Lovers" and I read what was it about. Believe or not I thought it was an anime of lots of guys with lots of girls (like every boy gets his girl and so) and I was like: "It sounds good... Why not?"

Imagine the impression I got: I was used to cute school couples that were shy at first but very lovey-dovey as time goes by. I was shocked!! And mostly scared. Also angry with Yui like I was one of the people that thought she was useless and stupid because she didn't fight back! It was a creepy and terrible experience... I remember calling my best friend because I was alone, it was at night and it was raining (terrible combination to watch DL for the first time really). The fun thing is that I watched all the episodes till the end (a normal person would have stopped it the first second it scared them or crept them out) and I was like: "I don't want to know anything about this serie anymore!!"

The months past and I was into other animes. School was hard and back then vine still existed (😔). I had my account on vine and I followed many accounts that made anime edits. And you know how social apps work: they know what you like and recommend you something similar that you might like. So one day a savage DL edit appeared, BUT! It was from the second season (fun fact: I didn't know about this season to exist).

My first thoughts were: "Oh! That serie... I remember it! It was creepy!" "But wait! Now there are more people!" "Eh? What? Why does Shu dyed his hair black (Ruki) and why does Laito let his hair grow? (Yuma... Could you believe it?! I confused Yuma with Laito?!)" "Argh!! There are two Kanatos!! (Azusa)" I decided to ignore it but for strange circumstances more and more DL edits started to appear! Everyday I saw a new one! So many of them that I became fond of them and became interested and curious again. In a comment one person asked which anime was it and another answered it was "Diabolik Lovers: More Blood (second season)".

That was when all made sense and I looked for it! I saw again all the second season and even though the story was still confusing I enjoyed how Yui and Ayato were evolving!! (Guess that was the moment were they became my OTP). Still it wasn't enough for me to became a fan. Then a person (again in Vine) wrote that it was a terrible anime adaptation from the game! And I was like: "oh! So it is an adaptation from a game... How strange!" "Then I looked for the game and SURPRISE!! Is was only in Japanese! But another persons in Vine recommended to search for the translations on YouTube. I didn't waste a second and I looked for them. I found just the introduction from HDB and nothing more.

You thought I gave up? OF COURSE NOT!! Because I saw how different the story and mostly Yui were from the anime.

It took me WEEKS to finally gather a couple of channels in YouTube that uploaded the videos but most importantly the videos translated!

My first complete route I read was Laito's MB route (I gave up looking for the HDB) and soon followed Subaru's MB route as well! Then something magical happened and I found Pinkcase's channel in YouTube: she made translations of the game but in Spanish!! (Note: I was lucky I knew English but is way better in your mother language). Again another person (this time from YouTube) commented that many translations were available on Tumblr! And that's when I decided to open an account to look for the translations of DL!!

What a wonderful (hell) world I found!! I was so happy!! Once you found out about all the mysteries and backgrounds... It was impossible not to fell into this amazing story!! It's been 1 (almost 2) years since I've been here in the Tumblr fandom and 3 years since I've been a huge DL fan!!

Since the begging my favorite has been Laito (since the anime I loved his mysterious yet intriguing personality) and Subaru followed soon after I read his route. Then I loved Ruki's design but I was loyal to the Sakamakis (because for me they are the originals and the first ones that introduced (pull) me into this fandom (hell)). Then a miracle happened and I found Pink on Tumblr and later on she contacted me!! We became partners and I became a translator from Spanish to English from the game!! That's when I became also a fan from Shin (I hated him at first) when I carefully read his route in Dark Fate!!

And so that's how I'm standing here: a crazy fan in love with this small yet amazing fandom!!!

When people (my friends who knows about my love (obsession) to DL) ask me "why I love DL"? I always answer:

Because it has everything I was looking for in a serie:

It has pretty boys (xD)

You always learn something new about the serie but most importantly from the characters

The story is amazing!

It touches so many topics that it leaves you always thinking about many things you thought you knew or believed

Vampires that are original classical monsters and not the weird ones from today

All the stories and pasts in a certain point join together into a marvelous web of amazing events

The fandom (a little troublesome) small yet wonderful!

I've met and made good friends that have my same love from the serie!!

THE. FANARTS

The new CD dramas and games that have come (and are about to come)

The slowly revelations and answers that are being added/answered

KINO

And I can continue on and on~

The point is that DL is an amazing serie and fandom!! I love each one of the characters and I really hope that I'll stay here waaaayyy more in the future!! 😍😊 Thanks to this fandom I feel I belong and share something small in common with others!!

For the fandom I contribute by making translations and edits from time to time! I also answer to questions about the serie and also share translations from other people so more fans get informed and enjoy their time here in this small yet beautiful fandom!!

I know it is reeeeeallllyyy long and I'm sorry!!

I'll close my emotional (long and boring) story by mentioning people that are now important for me in this fandom!!

@dialover-author-couples (she's my best friend in this small fandom with the plus that she's also from my beautiful country Mexico!)

@pinkcaseotakadl (she's the reason why I'm now helping the fandom with translations from time to time!)

@infernal-iris (she's so sweet and shares amazing stuff plus she tag me from time to time in tag games!!)

@vroom-vroom-sakamaki (one of my first followers and to whom I speak from time to time as well, plus she always send me beautiful images of DL!)

And!!

@whiterxses-16 (her/their blog I first send an ask and was answered!! They have a lot of talent!!)

That's all!!

Thank you all (for those who weren't that bored to get to the end) for reading and most importantly to all my followers (even though we have never talk to one another) that beard with me!!

Thanks and that's all!!!

#shareyourDLstory #my story #DL #DL FOREVER #i love you #AMAZING FANDOM