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#arguably the most boring trilogy with thor being the central boring character and you choose to forget the one non-boring part??
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selvig, fool: loki? brother of thor?
jane, an intellectual: thor? you mean loki’s older brother?
#the fact that people in real life do this is ????
#arguably the most boring trilogy with thor being the central boring character and you choose to forget the one non-boring part??
#darcy jane and loki built the first 2 movies and you're remembering loki as ''thor's brother''???
#you realise thats exactly the kind of trash talk that got loki riled up in thor 1 and avengers 1 right??
#so here is jane throwing thor under the bus because if JANE was the one shield had gotten to work on the tesseract in avengers 1...
#well i'm pretty sure after a year of thor ditching her after his brother attacked him she'd be more concerned about loki
#since loki would have a reason to come back to earth (vengeance) and thor apparently didn't (what is love?... baby don't huRt mE-)
#so here's an imagine prompt for you:
#imagine that SHIELD hiring Jane to continue her research in *teleportation* involved messing with the tesseract
#since the tesseract gives out energy readings similar to the einstein-rosenbridge stuff she'd gotten from thor she's happily researching
#loki is hanging around in the background but jane wasn't cautious with SHIELD like jane is
#Jane is full-blown ambitious and doesn't even need Loki subtly nudging her mind to accept the offer
#a year later and there are no signs of Thor and Jane hasn't given up of course not but that was physical proof of her research gone with him
#she doesn't know what else she'd been expecting but a year later and not a word and oh boy is she just an teensy bit bitter
#for all Thor's talk of *magic* being a real thing he apparently couldn't get a letter to her? a note? she'd thought they had something there
#a year later loki comes through the portal and torture on top of the mind stone is bringing out the worst in him so he introduces himself
#and maybe just maybe the stone is bringing out the worst in her but when he says his name and erik (keeping an eye on jane) mentions thor...
#well she bitterly says 'thor? you mean the brother of loki?' and maybe its petty but here's BETTER proof of her research and it aint Thor
#loki's just surprised someone didn't try and put thor's importance above him so of course he takes her even if the stone is barely needed
#loki doesn't need selvig he's got jane and when thor gets to earth it makes everything more tense
#thor's understandably more volatile and loki's far more happy about this than he should be and jane is happy thor's suffering
#but when loki asks her to build a fail safe in case of relocations she doesn't see why its needed but she does it
#cue the end of new york and jane is in selvigs place except when loki's got cuffs on and the mind control is gone jane still supports him
#naturally loki gets away and since jane is so adamant that loki isnt evil he takes her with him
#because yes he was working against the mind stone and rigging his attack but he hadn't planned on anyone caring enough to notice
#but jane is smart and ambitious and after the mind stone showing her the bitterness she has she knows her and Thor won't ever work out
#so she forgets about him and now Jane and Loki are a criminal duo who are actually training the avengers up to be able to tackle thanos
#jane gives darcy a ring and she's instantly on-board with the wack-a-mole story she gives her of loki actually being a good guy
#now the three of them are known criminals any of which could take on the entire team of avengers (jane's got tech/darcy's got martial arts)
#I've got more tags but they've been cut off because ''i'm going over the tag limit'' and ''stop going over the tag limit'' and ''seriously''
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