#azi: you really had a ring? / crowley: course. had it for ages / azi: I don't know what I'm supposed to do with mine now / crowley: whAT

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-the bookshop-

aziraphale, stern: now, listen carefully. you have to understand some things

crowley, gestures between himself and aziraphale: we. are. NOT. married

gabriel, sitting in a chair, looking between them: really? seems unlikely

aziraphale, straightening his jacket: it's true

crowley, nods: yep

gabriel, shakes his head: I dunno, man. I've read a lot of books since I've been here. marriage looks a lot like you guys

aziraphale, insistent: we're not married! there was no wedding. there is no ring. no dance. crowley is not my spouse

crowley: ...

aziraphale, nudges him: tell him!

crowley, mutters: there might be a ring

aziraphale, hisses: you're telling me this now?

crowley, whispers loudly: I didn't exactly plan it like this, angel!

aziraphale: ...

aziraphale, smiles: oh, crowley. you planned something?

crowley, shrugs: maybe

gabriel, looks between them: am I invited?

aziraphale & crowley: ...

#azi: you really had a ring? / crowley: course. had it for ages / azi: I don't know what I'm supposed to do with mine now / crowley: whAT #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens #good omens 2 #ineffable chatfics