#beloved rome 🥨💖

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Ada my love you know that boyfriend ‘test’ of handing them your purse/handbag/bag when you go to the bathroom to see how they hold it? Yeah I need your take on our BAU men x that trend pls. Would they hold your purse?

AAAAAAAAA HELLO MY LOVE ROME ITS SO NICE TO SEE YOU IN THE ASKBOX 🥰🥰🥰🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖

gosh I LOVE this trend thing, it's cute. I'll ummmm do smth I've never done before and do some hcs for more than just ayayron, as requested 😳😳😳😳😳 gahdayum

What the different BAU men would do if asked to hold your bag/purse for you when you go the bathroom.

GN!reader|sfw

Aaron Hotchner

Okay so this man is like. The biggest gentleman ever of course. So when you approach him during a team night out with your bag he takes it without hesitation to your question.

"Of course, it's safe with me."

He is very protective of it, gripping onto it to his chest with one arm and hand whilst the other holds onto his drink as he sips periodically. He doesn't pay any mind when the others eye him curiously, and when you return he smiles slightly and holds out your bag to you.

"Here you go. Don't hesitate to ask me again as well, sweetheart."

He has to admit, he adores the delighted grin you offer in return when you thank him for holding your bag. And he's able to drown out the chuckles of the other members of the team because he's certain he probably looks like a lovesick puppy.

Derek Morgan

Derek raises his brow with a teasing grin as you ask him to hold your bag for you.

"Mind if I take a lil peek?" He jokes, chuckling when you babble at him not to look, panic flashing in your eyes. "Relax, sweets. I'm not gonna look."

Holds it under his muscular arm and stares down anyone who gives him a funny look. He's shameless, plus he's happy you trust him to take care of your stuff.

You return momentarily and look relieved to see him holding it protectively. He smiles and holds it out to you when you're close enough.

"There you go, sweets. Don't worry, I didn't look inside." He winks at you and you lightly shove him, pouting playfully. He loves teasing you.

Spencer Reid

Man's shook when you ask him of all people to hold your bag for a moment.

"Me? I-I mean of course I'll hold it!" He hates that his voice cracked but you don't seem to mind though, smiling sweetly and thanking him before you turn away and disappear to find the restroom.

He is holding onto the bag straps so tightly that his knuckles are turning white. No-one is getting hold of this bag, if it's the last thing he'll ever be sure of. Derek saunters over with a grin and chuckles as he points out how tight his grip is. But even as he feels heat rush to his cheeks, he dutifully holds on tight to your bag.

Your return makes him smile with relief, but he holds on tight to the bag even as you now come to stand face-to-face with him. You hold your hand out and ask for your bag back and he flushes. "R-right yeah, here!" He said quickly and holds the bag out, grip still strong until you take hold of it.

You giggle softly and thank him, and he grins awkwardly as he watches you turn away and head off elsewhere. It's only when he feels Derek's hand lightly land on his shoulder that he refocuses and embarrassment floods his senses. Hopefully, he'll be more confident in himself next time you ask him to hold your bag.

David Rossi

When you timidly approach Dave at the table he's seated at with Aaron and hold out your bag to him, he raises a brow at you when you ask him to hold your bag for you for a moment.

"Hm? You want me to take care of it for you? Of course, tesoro."

He places it on the table in front of him, not without smoothing his hands over the surface slightly because well, he is fond of you after all. Aaron huffs out a quiet snort, raising his brow with a grin at him. Dave shakes his head and waves him off.

You're quick to return with a shy smile, thanking him sweetly for keeping an eye on your bag. He picks up the bag and holds it out to you, making sure you've secured it before he drops his arm. "Anytime, tesoro. I'll look after it for you."

He winks at you and delights in your flustered movements, meeting his eye and as Aaron stands and gives him a pointed look, Dave pulls out a chair next to him and invites you to join him for the evening.

Lmao this was probably shit but I'm not too confident writing for other characters 😭😭 I hope people enjoyed tho regardless KSSKSK

#aaron hotchner x reader #derek morgan x reader #spencer reid x reader #david rossi x reader #a's writing #beloved rome 🥨💖 #criminal minds imagine #criminal minds fanfiction

[criminalskies]

Rome inspo (you are small enough to fit in my pocket in my mind idc)

Ohmygosh this is so real and so true I am just a little guy and I really was BORN to fit in peoples pockets, I think that’s my dream life tbh. Seeing the world from inside besties pocket 🤩 my anxiety would be sm better bc almost nobody could perceive me 🥺

Also not sure how you knew I only have one tooth but it’s true I do. I only WISH I looked this phenomenal in a little beanie/hat

#rome’s wonderful moots! <3 #the talented Ada! #Ada my beloved🥨💖 #rome’s got mail! #love mail 💌 #I’m just a little guy FR #not cm

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I sometimes think about how aaron went from his triathlons era swiftly into beefy dilf hotch territory (which personally I couldn’t get enough of omg 🤤) and how he would be a little embarrassed about having to throw out his old smaller clothes. But you help him build up a whole new wardrobe of better fitting things and he starts up talk of going back on a diet or trying to work out more but !!!baby you are already sooooo busy when would you have time?! and being so busy it’s important he eats enough to keep powering through.

so you get to use one of his new ties to neatly tie his wrists above his head to the bedposts 🤭 and then you put on something of a show, showing him how turned on he makes you in his new body and you scatter kisses all over his torso before finally you get yourself off riding his stomach. Your hands are roaming all over him and smothering him in praises while his hands are pulling at the tie while he watches your beautiful body moving against his and he can see the dark lusty look in your eyes when you peer down at the mess you’re making all over his torso. when he sees you orgasming above him he finally starts to grow to love his new body if it makes you THIS HOT for him.

Then you move down to finally give him what he wants as well, lowering yourself into him and riding him to completion (which doesn’t take long. He was so fucking close just seeing you enjoy yourself this much) and when you release him with a pop, leaving him tied. You snake further down his body to lick alllllll the beautiful mess off of his beautiful stomach and thighs until he’s all cleaned of any evidence and sufficiently littered with more kisses. then he just holds you against him and thanks you for showing him how you really feel about his change in physique 🥺

EEEEEEEEEEEEE

MY HONEST REACTION READING THIS SKSKSSKSKSKS HES SO 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 HELPING HIM LOVE HIS NEW BODY WOULD BE SO SO SO NICE AAAAAAAAAAAAA

#💌 ah asks #beloved rome 🥨💖 #THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME #aaron hotchner x reader #hotch x reader smut

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Aaron tracing little patterns on your palm when you’re extra anxious in public/at work, and tracing the patterns on your back when you two are alone 🥺 I know the moment you feel the anxiety creeping up and he glances at you for even a second, he can just feel it. it’s like he can see it wrapping around you. he just steps in to take your mind off of things, give you a sensation to focus on or something to relax your buzzing brain

Oh I love that 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 he’s so so gentle and sweet and ugh I need this so badly. Like I’m not one for physical touch but I’d love this so so much 💖💖💖💖💖 he’s super attentive to your mood, paying attention to every micro movement of your face and body.

#beloved rome 🥨💖 #💌 ah asks #aaron hotchner x reader

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could you imagine how proud Aaron would be if you were able to deduce something about a total stranger like he does at work but you said it so nonchalantly like at dinner you were like ‘oops, she’s leaning away, he’s wearing a ring but she isn’t. looks like divorce papers huh ://‘ and meanwhile Aaron is like GIRLLLLL DID YOU JUST?! DID YOU JUST PROFILE TOTAL STRANGERS AT DINNER?!?!?!?!?!?! And his grin is just growing as he looks at you eating your dinner bc you don’t even realise how much you just amazed him.

KSSKSKKSSK ROMEE 😭😭🥺🥺🥺 this is such a freaking adorable scenario omg !! Like you don't realise how like, impressive it is but Aaron is literally googoo eyes at you 🥺🥺🥺🥺 that couple may be gettin a divorce but yawl certainly gonna be starting a new chapter of your lives together !!

#💌 ah asks #beloved rome 🥨💖 #i love you sm my sweetest of hearts

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@criminalskies idk he kinda

#posts to annoy yu with when yu wake up bby 🥰😘 love yu #beloved rome 🥨💖

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hi! I saw I was summoned, not sure when I became a sex expert 😅 by any measure, really.

Now I’m going to assume you meant cowgirl (or cowboy to be more diverse) where the partner rides their male partner who’s lying supine (on their back).

And yes. This position has been said to account for as many as half of all penile fractures from intercourse. But, the problem is not the duration of your ride. It’s the way the forces are at work. Since the receiving partner is in charge of the application of their own body weight downwards on an upright penis, there is risk of misjudging what is a pleasurable push against the cervix or prostate, and what is enough force to break the penis.

Basically, think of pushing on both ends of a Q-tip. The middle will give out and bend. So!!!! The key here is to just be careful not to get lost in the pleasure (wow Rome easier said than done) and not bring too much of your own body weight slamming down on your partner, IF their length already creates a real stretch as is. It’s better to try to hold your weight above them and let them control the force they drive into you with. Of course, there’s still risk of your orgasm etc causing your legs to give out and the same event taking place.

Now a better approach, is to try get your torso more flush with theirs, and use motions that are going along their length with the curve of their body, as opposed to if you were sitting upright, moving your force up and down. Use more side to side and more forwards and backwards. It’s only the DOWN that’s known to cause fractures or other hospital visits.

So, ride that old man all you want, just make sure it’s a ↖️↘️↖️↘️↔️↔️↔️↔️ and less ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️

BE SAFE!!!!! Make good choices

SLAY we love sex expert Rome KSSKSKSKK nah but fr tho this is rly important and interesting actually !

#nsfw. #beloved rome 🥨💖

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could you actually imagine hotch and Jack asking you to be in their Christmas card with them for the first time 😭 with past dates/girlfriends Aaron’s been apprehensive to ask them such a thing, not wanting people to ask him for years to come about the girl in the card. But he knows if he loses this particular girl, he wouldn’t need strangers to remind him. He’d already have lost the greatest partner he’s ever had. So he asks you, without a shred of doubt that he wants you there, the Mrs Clause to Aaron’s Santa. Jack will be both of your darling elf, bringing you milk and cookies 😭😭😭😭😭😭

KSEKRJIFISIFIDGIIF LEGIT SO SO SO CUTE 😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 I would fucking tear up and be so honoured like 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 A MILLION TIMES YES PLEASE JACK ATTACK 💖💖💖💖💖💖

#💌 ah asks #beloved rome 🥨💖

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I feel a need to publicly state that A had to explain to me that the water sports ask had absolutely nothing to do with waterpolo 😔 or synchronised swimming 💔

PLSSSSSSS ROME YAWL KILLIN ME 😭😭

#i wuv yu #beloved rome 🥨💖

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Look at this darling boy 🥺

why’s he fr like the emoji 😭😭

🥺

HE IS AAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 HES SO FUCKING CUTE I LOVE HIM TY FOR SHOWING ME HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE

#💌 ah asks #beloved rome 🥨💖

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us in Aaron’s pocket when he comes face to face with foyet

Yes KASKSKSKSKSKSK bang bang mf!!!

#💌 ah asks #beloved rome 🥨💖

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breaking my temporary absence immediately to say

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROME!!!! YOU’RE A SUPERSTAR

I’m so grateful we became friends!!! You have been with me through the thick and thin and you’ve been through a lot but here you still pulling through and slaying 💅💅💅💅💅 I love you so so much @criminalskies !!!!

#much love to the bestie!!!!! #beloved rome 🥨💖 #a speaks

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I want to crawl into Aaron’s bed so bad

FOR REAL gosh ik it's cosy ik it. Esp when he's there to cuddle with 🥰🥰🥰

#💌 ah asks #beloved rome 🥨💖

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Hot Chocolate - are you an affectionate person

Earl Grey Tea - how are you surviving the zombie apocalypse?

HEWWOOOOO💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨💖🥨

Hot chocolate: I am depending on the person and my mood! I used to be friends with someone in high school who I'd just hold onto their arm whenever we were near each other. Not for any other reason than I just liked doing it LMAO

Earl grey tea: I am a zombae at this point I gotta say LMAO

#beloved rome 🥨💖 #ask game

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Why was this Aaron trying to scamper up the side of the building to stop Derek from jumping after that one unsub who fell between the rooftops 🫣

SKSOSKSKSKS NOT THE HAMPTER CHEEKS PLSSSSSS

BUT IT SO WAS THO OUVHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#SKSKSKSKSKSK #💌 ah asks #beloved rome 🥨💖

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very important piece of lore here but how did Aaron develop his little hand movement/stim he does when he’s stressed?

we know he used to collect coins as a kid so I wonder if he used to push a coin between his fingertips or drag the cold metal over his palm and thumb, but then someone told him that was childish or something and he discarded the coin but it’s always stuck?

or if it’s similar to a guitar-playing motion he used to do in college over the frets. maybe he’s playing notes in his mind as he ponders these things, and the music calms him??

maybe he broke his hand skateboarding when he was 15 (it was short lived as a hobby after that, Sean took it off his hands) and he had to do those sort of rehabilitative exercises to stretch the tight muscles and check his sensation in his fingertips? maybe it just stuck as a little Thing to do when things get scary, to just feel the sensation still in all his fingers, he’s okay. he can still feel.

I really wonder!!

Hmmmmmm I've pondered this for a bit and I think he has a rhythm in his head that plays like a mantra that he follows with his thumb across his knuckles to try self soothe cuz it's a repetitive sound and feeling. Like he's always done it I think esp during childhood and it sorta stuck for him.

#💌 ah asks #beloved rome 🥨💖