#billy raising a singular eyebrow and eddie instantly caving becos he may be older but eddies like. fucking terrified of billy.

[biillys]

okay i know we've talked about chrissy/[insert name here] and chrissy/[insert name here] and even chrissy/[insert name here] but can we please for a second think about chrissy/heather??? becos i rly fucking wanna think about them. thankyou

#idk idk idk billy and heather leaving work together and billy stopping by eddies place to get some green #heather coming up with him becos she can and she's pretty sure eddies terrified of them both #eddie looking shifty as Fuck when he answers the door and heather instantly zeroing in on the way he won't open the door fully #billy raising a singular eyebrow and eddie instantly caving becos he may be older but eddies like. fucking terrified of billy. #chrissy instantly being like 'please don't tell jason.' and billy being like 'the fuck is a jason?' #'isn't he on your team?' 'my boyfriend?' 'that dumbass that calls you bro all the time.' #billy looking confused as fuck until he hears heathers explanation; then he's all 'oh fuck that guy' #then: the fuck's my weed? #so eddie fucks off to find his stash and heather shoves past billy and tugs on chrissys arm until theyre both sitting on the couch #and is all 'so. what brings you to eddie munsons trailer on a thursday night?' #chrissy just being like. blindsided by the events of the past 5 minutes. but also maybe a little in love and maybe also in awe #heather: cos if you're having boyfriend troubles; i give great advice. i'm free tonight btw #and chrissy still being slightly speechless but agreeing anyway cos fuck yeah she'll go out with heather #heather turning to billy like 'okay so change of plans. you can drop me and chrissy off at the mall tho; thanks rat boi.' #and billy; who hates his fucking life; just being like 'yeah uh fuck no' only to then literally do just that #anyway! heather and chrissy just chillin and talking for hours and heather taking music control in billys car to lowkey try and impress her #and chrissy literally not knowing a single song but like. adding them all to a playlist on her phone as they go. #walking around and clicking in ways they didn't even know they would #hearteyes mutherfucker etc #so billy fucks around in his car for a while and starts texting max cos he's bored as fuck #but then like 3 msgs in; max is like 'i'm watching a movie with lucas; can you please fuck off' and billy's like. i'm a fucking loser now #then when billy picks heather & chrissy up; cos he's full on chauffeuring them; he can admit that #they're all like giggly and shit and billy's like wow this is the worst thing to ever happen to me #and then he's stuck third wheeling them for the rest of time. sometimes 5th wheeling if max and lucas tag along #max heather and now chrissy getting along so well is literally billy's biggest cross to bear in life #yall can keep your fruity fours or whatever okay my personal new fav dynamic is billy + heather + chrissy + max thanku #m #text