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Arnau: Has anyone ever told you a plank of wood would do a better job at acting than you? @Riqui
Francisco: π€π€π€π€
Ronald: I mean, you gotta give him credit though, he acts like he has some sense sometimes.
Arnau: π
Riqui: Ha ha ha hilarious
Arnau: I wish I was kidding.
Riqui: Has anyone told you you are as funny as a doorknob?
Arnau: π
Riqui: πβπ»
Riqui: Night night idiots.. big match tomorrow.
Ronald: Yes run along little one.
Riqui: Shut it tree.
27 March 2021
Ansu: So no Riqui...
IΓ±aki: Man that really sucks
.....
Ansu: There have been more cards in this damn match than goals.. wake up dammit.
Arnau: How many damn shots.. off target.
Ansu: *insert "paaaaiiiiiinnn" gif*
IΓ±aki: I am falling asleep... score already!!
Arnau: Surprise surprise.
......
Ansu: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
Pedri: How was that a red card??!
Ronald: He didn't even touch himπππ
Ronald: What was that?!
Ansu: @Oscar you should have decked the ref while you're at it.. you were being sent off anyways.
Ronald:π
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Oscar: π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€π€π€
Pedri: Understandable.
Oscar: You guys saw it.. I was not hallucinating it right!?
IΓ±aki: We saw
Pedri: You were not
Riqui: Why do I even bother coming to this..
Pedri: It really is messed up.
Riqui: Thanks
Pedri: No really, I think you would have truly made a difference.
Riqui: ππππ
Frenkie: Hello.. This is Frenkie's ghost saying if I see a ball in the coming 24 hours I'm gonna lose it.
SergiΓ±o: You are probably going to bro.
Frenkie: π£π£π£ I know
Francisco: Get some rest..
Riqui: Congrats on your goal bro @Francisco
Francisco: β€β€β€
Frenkie: I plan to.
Ronald: Two opposites of the playing spectrum Frenkie and Riqui.
Pedri: Balance.. where is it
Ansu: A myth.
Frenkie: Night night guys πβ€
Francisco: Sleep well manoβπ»πβ€
Riqui:"Ronald: The opposites of the playing spectrum Frenkie and Riqui." SIGHS..
Pedri: π I'm sure we'll have balance soon.
Ansu: With how things are going!?
Pedri: Shhhhhh
Ansu: π
Pedri: Night night guys! Match tomorrow βπ»β€π
28 March 2021
Ilaix:
Ilaix: So true @SergiΓ±o so true.
SergiΓ±o: bro he was the first name to pop up in my head.
Ilaix: Accurate though.
Arnau: Agreed
Riqui: Our resident "Sensitive boy"
Ilaix: πππππ
....
Arnau: Who apparently has disappeared.
Ilaix: Where are you @Ansu come and face the music.
....
Riqui: Well he ignored your asses so hard.
Arnau: ππ
Ilaix:
Dembz: Shamelesslyπ
SergiΓ±o: π€π½
Dembz: ππ
Ansu: It was only ONE TIME @Ilaix
Ilaix: Sure it was
Ansu: TONY STARK D WORDED WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?!
Ilaix: I wasn't talking about that bro.. we all shed tears that day
Ansu: shut up
Riqui: π
Francisco: What are you talking about then?
Ansu: No
Arnau: Say it
Ansu: No
Ansu: Moving on
Ansu: Who is Gerrard?
SergiΓ±o: π€¦π½ββοΈ
Ilaix: Don't change the subject!
Ilaix: This video was like "When in doubt say Leo"
Pedri: As they should
JC: "I cannot speak spanish yet, but seems like he's a funny guy" yes he's hilarious @SergiΓ±o
JC: He is just a bag of laughs isn't he.
Francisco: Is Gerard your summoning word dude?
JC: I am always here.. reading
Francisco: D'accord...
Riqui: Look at you ππ»ππ»
Francisco: Gracies nanu π
Riqui: π₯Ί
Riqui: Best of luck tonight @Pedri πͺπ»πͺπ»
Dembz: Who is Ricky?
Pedri: Rubio?
Dembz: He is but
Dembz: No
Ilaix: ππππ
Riqui: Miralem MY NAME IS EVERYWHERE HOW EVEN
Pedri: "Riqui: Best of luck tonight @Pedri πͺπ»πͺπ»" β€πβ€πβ€
Ronald: Love this.. I'm gonna start calling you Ricky now
Riqui: Shut up Ronron
Ronald: Not happening Ricky
Oscar: I mean.. you walked into that one.
Ronald: hush
Ansu: Typos is what that video is about.
Carlitos: Ricky π Gerrard π
Carlitos: I shouldn't be laughing at typos but I am kinda really bored watching Les Tres Bessones with Luki
Oscar: Curly watching Curly people.
Oscar: Cute
Ansu: Relatability
Riqui: I LOVE THEM
Arnau: Of course you do.
SergiΓ±o: So Mira was not wrong when he guessed you'd be the one to memorize Disney songs huh
Ilaix: π
Pedri: He also said he's the youngest... he's not
Pedri: He's just the tiniest π¬π¬
Dembz: ππππππ
Riqui: Bro.. that cut... deep
Francisco: Always a surprise with this one
Carlitos: πππHe's not wrong
Arnau: One of us is missing and I haven't heard a peep out of him since yesterday.
Oscar: He's probably taking a nap between naps.
IΓ±aki: He is not
Riqui: @IΓ±aki has the tree said anything about what we discussed??
Riqui: You know what, I'll talk to you on PM.
IΓ±aki: Okay
Carlitos: π€¨π€¨π€¨π€¨π€¨π€¨
Oscar: What is he planning?
Carlitos: How would I know I'm in Madrid
29 March 2021
Ansu: I gotta say.. I'm kinda hurt
Ansu:
Ansu: So what if he is your neighbor
Ansu: I dare you. I double dare you
Ansu: DO IT
JC: πππππππππππππππ
JC: I will pay good money to see that happen.
Riqui: Remember when Leo dyed his hair blond?!
Pedri: I was so shook. I almost did it myselfπ
Riqui: OMG
Pedri: But then I thought about it and decided not to.
Ilaix: Your mom said no, didn't she.
Pedri: She did yeah πππ
Oscar: ππππ
Ansu: When Geri threatened us
Ansu:
JC: We still are very much π₯π₯ππ
Oscar: He really is taking his sweet time with you and rizos.
JC: I HATE IT.
Ansu:
Riqui: AND THEY WERE DELICIOUS!
Ronald: Sure they were
Riqui: WHY ARE YOU ON MY CASE THESE DAYS!! GO AWAY
Ronald: Tough.
Ansu: I expected more from you @Dembz tsk tsk tsk
Ansu:
Dembz: That movie question took me out.. There were so many I couldn't decide
Ansu: Excuses
Dembz: πππππ
Carlitos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFmYUIGBjDE
Carlitos: @Riqui look away
Riqui: I hate you
IΓ±aki: Remember Los Protegidos?? I used to love that show!!
Ronald: Guys...
Carlitos: "IΓ±aki: Remember Los Protegidos?? I used to love that show!!" OH WOW, WHAT A BLAST!! It was amazing!!
IΓ±aki: YES!!
Oscar: "Ronald: Guys..." Yes?
Ronald: Where's Frenkie?
Francisco: He is probably sleeping. HE BETTER BE
Ronald: Good point
Carlitos: "IΓ±aki: YES!!" SI O NO? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOyXiZkGoeU
IΓ±aki: π€£ππ€£ππ€£π
Oscar: I was so happy when the reboot news came out!!
Carlitos: YEEESSSS
Francisco: I feel bad for Frenks
Arnau: the amount of messages he is going to wake up to is gonna make him freak out
Francisco: That and I feel he won't get benched on Monday
30 March 2021
Riqui: Imagine not having Leo or Frenks for El Clasico
Arnau: No thank you
Ronald: GOD
Riqui: We know both will play.
Ronald: Sadly
Dembz: We should all get the yellows on their behalves
Riqui: With the 5 minutes I will probably be getting?!
Dembz: Rephrasing, the ones who start on Monday should volunteer to do their work
Dembz: Better?
Francisco: So you Serg and Oscar and possibly Ronald
Ronald: Gladly
Oscar: You know I am always ready to fight anyone
Dembz: I said Yellow cards Oscar NOT RED
Oscar: Yes yes
Riqui: ππππππ
IΓ±aki: Another way we can help Frenkie is if we all go to sleep now.
Riqui: Not sure if you're 22 or 82
IΓ±aki: Both now go to sleep
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Oscar: So how did that message to Leo turn out? Ronron
Ronald: We are really sticking to that huh...
SergiΓ±o: would you prefer 1 Ron?
Ronald: It would be better?
Oscar: Personally, I prefer Ronnie
Ronald: DO I LOOK LIKE A RONNIE?!
Ansu: You look like Hulk if he came in a smaller non-green version.
Frenkie: So.. a regular guy?
Ansu: I said Hulk but a smaller non-green version
Riqui: Exactly
Frenkie: Where is the logic in that though..
Dembz: That is true Ronnie
Dembz: You look like 3 Rons
Ronald: π
Pedri: Did Leo reply @Ronald?
Ronald: Yes he did
Ansu: I just changed your contact in my phone to "Smaller Non-green Hulk"
Oscar: You make less sense every time.
Dembz: It makes perfect sense what do you mean!?
SergiΓ±o: Does it???
Oscar: "Dembz: It makes perfect sense what do you mean!?" Of course you would say that. Logic never met you!
Ansu: "Dembz: It makes perfect sense what do you mean!?" And this is why I like you the most! π€πΏ
Dembz: π€πΏ
Pedri: "Ronald: Yes he did" And?????
Ronald: He was so confused at first but then I told him what the reason was
Ronald: He laughed and said that you guys are a bunch of idiots
Pedri: He did??π₯π₯
Ronald: No
Francisco: π
π
Pedri: Oh thank God π
π
Ronald: He would never
IΓ±aki: No one would blame him if he did tbh
Carlitos: "Ansu: I just changed your contact in my phone to "Smaller Non-green Hulk" Why...
Ronald: π€¦πΎββοΈπ€¦πΎββοΈπ€¦πΎββοΈπ€¦πΎββοΈ
Ansu: What do y'all have him as?
Ronald: Is this really necessary right now bro
Pedri: Ronald
Arnau: Ronald
Oscar: Ronald
Riqui: Big Ron
JC: Umm.. guys?
Ansu: I like the way you think Riqui
Arnau: "Riqui: Big Ron" Everyone is big compared to you bro..
Riqui: πππππ»
Arnau: π€π€π€
Dembz: Yes? @JC
JC: I think I'm in trouble
Ansu: I request elaboration
JC: I'll tell you in a minute...
Ansu: DAMN CLIFFHANGERS!!! π
Carlitos: Either Geri struck or he did something.
Dembz: My guess is the first one.
Frenkie: I second that.
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Riqui: Elections tomorrow!!!!
Carlitos: ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»
IΓ±aki: You mean today it's already 1:00 am
Arnau: I feel like Jan is gonna do it this year
Carlitos: Jan or Victor.. Anything but Toni. No more affiliates to that squad.
Riqui: Exactly
Dembz: YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THAT ALSO MEANS
Ansu: Damn right we do
Ronald: Oh no
Dembz: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUπΆ
Ansu: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!πΆ
Dembz: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO RONNIE Ronron Big Ron!! πΆ
Ansu: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOUUUU!!πΆ
Ansu: Make a wishπ
Ronald: I wish you both drop your phones in your salads
Dembz: Mean!
Ronald: But thank youπ€
Riqui: Happy birthday bud!
Frenkie: ππ€π€π€π€π
Carlitos: π₯ππ₯ππ₯π
Pedri: Feliz CumpleaΓ±os @Ronaldπ
SergiΓ±o: HBD Broπ€π€
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Riqui: HERE WE GO!!!
......
Ansu: So you're telling me no more of this mess?!!??!
Frenkie: The nerves!
Carlitos: π€π»π€π»π€π»π€π»π€π»
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Francisco: Happy Birthday amigoπ @Ronald
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Riqui: JAAAAAAANNN!!!!!!!!
Ansu: OMG
Carlitos: Time travelling????
Riqui: To 2009??
Oscar: Idk.. maybe.. but can he?
Pedri: As long as he keeps Leo here
Riqui: Exactly
10 March 2021
Arnau: That goal though ...
....
Ronald: I am proud of you guys
Ansu: ππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏ
Arnau: I am too.. I loved the spirit.
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11 March 2021
Frenkie: πβ€ I am too
Pedri: πβ€πβ€
Oscar: Gosh I was ππ» close
Arnau: We noticed.
Dembz: Sighs πβ€
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Ansu:
Ansu: You totally blanked there
SergiΓ±o: What I really like that song
Oscar: It is the best WC song. So true
Ansu: Right
Riqui: ππ
Ansu: I am still on topπ
Oscar: Technically Antoine is
Ansu: He doesn't count
Riqui: And Technically Pedri is above you
Dembz: So you aren't
Ansu: ππ fine
Ansu: But at least I beat Smaller non-green Hulk.
IΓ±aki: Who?
Carlitos: Ronald
IΓ±aki: Why...
Oscar: Please don't ask
IΓ±aki: π€¦πΌββοΈπ€¦πΌββοΈ
12 March 2021
Dembz: Y'all where did JC disappear off to?!
Carlitos: No idea
Dembz: It's been 5 days!
Ansu: π€π€π€¨π€¨π€¨π€
Dembz: I smell a Tree's doing
Carlitos: Or he dropped his phone in his salad like Ronnie wished and it broke for some reason
Ansu: smh Smaller non-green Hulk
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Riqui:
Riqui: Exactly boys exactly!!!!!
Riqui: I'm making this our group icon
Pedri: πππ
Arnau:
Arnau: Never
Dembz: Agreed
SergiΓ±o: I do actually
Frenkie: We know
SergiΓ±o: πππ
Francisco: I now know what you felt @Frenkie
Pedri:π
Ansu: Of course they would have you two paired up!
Pedri: π€·π»ββοΈ
Francisco: π€·π»ββοΈ
Dembz: Inseparable.
Dembz: WHERE IS JC?!
Ronald: It's true.. no wonder the level of clownery felt low this week...
Ansu: I still blame you.
Riqui Added Ilaix
Riqui: Have at it ππ»
Ansu: Brooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Ilaix: ππππππππππ
Pedri: πͺπ»πͺπ»πͺπ»πͺπ»πͺπ»πͺπ»πͺπ»
Frenkie: WELCOME BRO!
Riqui: Pedrin is no longer the youngest!
Pedri: π
Dembz: Bienvenue fils!!
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Oscar: GUYS!!
JC: I swear if you say another quiz I am virtually punching you in the face.
Ronald: No!
Oscar: Not you
Ronald: π
Ansu: Ooohh problem in paradise??
Ronald: Hush
Oscar: Remember when Ronron said that he knows how to use a washingmachine and all that bs?
Arnau: No?
Oscar: WELL HE SAID IT.
Oscar: I wanted to prove myself right. Because I knew he was BSing.. and I WAS!
Ronald: You really did the most just for this??
Oscar: I HAD TO PROVE MYSELF RIGHT. I WAS, I AM AND I ALWAYS WILL BE RIGHT
Ansu: Stop shouting bro it's almost midnight!
Ansu: @IΓ±aki needs his beautysleepπ
Arnau: You really needed to @ him huh..
IΓ±aki: π
Oscar: Point is, I was right.. back to whatever the hell y'all were or were not doing ππ
Ronald: The level of pettiness...
Ronald: You've been hanging out too much with Riqui
Oscar: Maybe so
Pedri: Don't make him angry.. he might kick you like he did the Sevilla bench.
Ilaix: πππππππππππππ
JC: You never cease to surprise me bro.
Ronald: I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?! What the heck was that!?!
Ansu: πComedy gold, that's what that was
Pedri: π€π€π€π€
20 March 2021
SergiΓ±o: Plot twist to end all plot twists.
Ronald: I hate all of you, I'm going to sleep.. SMFH
Ansu: Night night Smaller non-green Hulk π
Ronald: Shut up π€
Pedri: Night night
.......
Dembz: Good morning morons
Dembz: We ready for tomorrow?
Riqui: Anoeta
Ilaix: Yep
Carlitos: Good luck
Francisco: ππ»ππ»ππ»
Dembz: I have a good feeling about it.
SergiΓ±o: π€π½π€π½π€π½
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Riqui: Discounts are great Marc. I am right.
Riqui: Even Frenkie agrees.
Riqui:
Frenkie: π€π»
Ilaix: Thanks for the meme.
Ansu: Marc was trying to be all nice and sweet
Ansu: and then @Frenkie just went for the killπ
Ansu:
Oscar: Brutal honesty. Where is that energy here?
Frenkie: I always am, what do you mean.
Oscar: Okay, hair and beard, do I keep them?
Frenkie: No.. you look like an alternate version of Sergio Ramos.
Frenkie: No offense.
Oscar: OUCH
Ansu: Sheesh π
Frenkie: You asked me.
Riqui: You did not just mention him..
Riqui:
Frenkie: And?
Carlitos: Good luck
Riqui: Bud.. why would you ask for retaliation
Frenkie: I WAS ASKED.
Ronald: ππ
IΓ±aki: Say someone else!
Dembz: MARC WHAT.. I always need the stuff I buy.
JC: So the aquarium style coffee table was something you needed?!
Dembz: Yes
Ilaix: For what exactly?
Dembz: Aesthetics
JC: π€¦π½ββοΈ
Riqui: Frenks stoooop
Riqui:
JC: Can we not talk about him please? He is like Rumpelstiltskin.
Ilaix: Explain
JC: Say his name three times and he'll pop up out of nowhere.
JC: And no one wants that.
SergiΓ±o: Actually I'm okay with it
Francisco: Same here
Ronald: Yeah
IΓ±aki: *stress*
Frenkie: Again, I was not wrong. Idk how he has time to breathe
Arnau: "JC: And no one wants that." I think you are the only one
Carlitos: π€¦π»ββοΈπ€¦π»ββοΈπ€¦π»ββοΈπ€¦π»ββοΈ
21 March 2021
Ansu: CONGRATS BRO!!! π₯π₯π₯ @SergiΓ±o
IΓ±aki: I honestly don't know how Marc has not punched Jordi yet..
Ansu: Nah he's a sweetheart.
IΓ±aki: I would have
Ansu: Sure you would
IΓ±aki: I WOULD!
Ansu: Mhm
22 March 2021
IΓ±aki:π
Pedri: π€©π€©π€©π€©π€© @SergiΓ±o
Ronald: The real question is @Frenkie how are you feeling?
Frenkie: Frenkie has checked out. He is not available at this moment, talk to him in 4 business days.
Oscar: Yikes
Pedri: INTERNATIONAL BREAK
Frenkie: ππ§‘π
Francisco: Get some sleep bro. We're gonna be quiet.
Frenkie: β€
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Pedri: @Oscar I really need you to cut your and trim that beard.. Please.
Ansu: So you saw him up close and personal
Pedri: Yep.. Not like I hadn't before, but there is someone to compare him to now and I don't like it
Oscar: πππ
Ilaix: So how was that encounter?
Pedri: It was alright. Didn't talk to him much.
Ilaix: Did you tell him to go easy on your legs in 19 days?
Pedri: He said all's fair in Love and El Clasico
Ilaix: BUT IT IS NOT
Pedri: I KNOW
Riqui: Good luck. Thankfully (sadly) I will be watching from the stands.
Pedri: I'll be fine
Carlitos: Yes you will
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Frenkie: Update.. I've slept 3 hours.
IΓ±aki: π«π«π«π«
Frenkie: I'm good I'm good.
Ronald: take a nap during the day
Frenkie: I'm good bro.
Ansu: Are you?
Frenkie: ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»
Ansu: Right
Dembz: Ciao morons! See you in 2 weeks
23 March 2021
Ansu: Now what are we supposed to do.
IΓ±aki: π€·πΌββοΈ
IΓ±aki: But seriously, how are you feeling bro?
Ansu: π
Ilaix: That's encouraging.
Ansu: I mean I don't know, there will be tests and all that to see where we go from there
Ilaix: π€πΏπ€πΏπ€πΏπ€πΏπ€πΏπ€πΏ
IΓ±aki: Hopefully they come out optimisticπ€π»π€π»
Ansu: β€β€β€
.......
JC: Guys do any of you know how to remove an oil stain off of cotton?
Ilaix: How
Carlitos: What did you do?
JC: I spilled oil on my shirt.
Oscar: Ask Ronron he is an expert in doing laundry.
Ansu: ππππ
Carlitos: But why did you?
JC: I was trying to cook
Carlitos: And you thought it was a good idea?!
JC: At the time, yes
Carlitos: ππ»
JC: I DID NOT ASK FOR OPINIONS I ASKED FOR ADVICE
JC: So if you don't have any advice.. hush and let me think
Ansu: A day of firsts I see
JC:ππ½ππ½ππ½
Ansu: π€π€π€
Carlitos: I'll send you what you need to do on pm @JC
JC: Merci!!β€β€
Oscar: such a dad
24 March 2021
Ronald: Bro.. you need to sleep @Frenkie
Ronald: This has gone on far too long
Ronald: You're gonna end up like me
Ronald: And we do not want that
Frenkie: How.. I cannot.
Francisco: Just say you aren't feeling well.
Frenkie: But I am
Francisco: You are not bro
Riqui: You really are not Frenks, you need a break.
Frenkie: π£π£π£π£
Oscar: I MEAN COME ON.. THEY NEED TO REALIZE IT BY NOW
Ronald: ππ
IΓ±aki: I honestly don't know how you are able to function bud
IΓ±aki: It really is admirable.. I could never
Ansu: Have you slept at all @Frenkie?
Frenkie: I have
Ronald: How much?
Frenkie: I have
Oscar: HOW MANY HOURS
Frenkie: 8 hours
Ronald: Good. That's not bad
Frenkie: in 2 days.
Ronald: What the fuck
Frenkie: π
Ronald: NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO SAY A WORD PAST 22:00 PM TONIGHT OR I WILL KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES
Oscar: Like the Sevilla bench?
Ansu: Yes Sir smaller non-green Hulk sir! π
πΏββοΈ
Ronald: Exactly. Try me.
Ansu: π§
Frenkie: πππβ€β€
Francisco: Agreed.
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1 February 2021
Ronald: Are we going to talk about this or what?
.....
Ansu: Talk about What??
Ronald: Why are you always the first to reply?
Ronald: I mean thank you for replying always. Truly appreciated.
Ansu: I was bored
Ronald: Gee.. thanks
Ansu: What did you want to talk about bro?
Ronald: The message??
Ansu: What message?
Ronald: "[1/2, 17:39] Geriπ₯: 14 15 20 25 15 21, 2 21 20 20 8 5 15 20 8 5 18 19, 19 8 15 21 12 4 2 5 3 1 18 5 6 21 12 8 15 23 20 8 5 25 20 1 12 11 1 2 15 21 20 13 5 9 14 25 15 21 18 3 12 21 2 8 15 21 19 5. Ciaoβπ»"
Carlitos: What the frick is that supposed to be!?
Riqui: Frick
Carlitos: Shut it
Arnau: Is Geri okay?
Pedri: Did he send you his lottery picks??
Frenkie: I feel Geri is a bit bored possibly
Ronald: NONE OF YOU CLOWNS GOT IT?!
Dembz: No....
Dembz: I GOT MY ACCOUNTS BACK BTW!
Dembz: Well except PS5.. idk why it won't work.
Dembz: I tried everything I just cannot seem to get access!!!
Dembz: I hate him. I just want to play my games! I HAVE EARNED IT.
Ronald: You sure did.
IΓ±aki: Back to Ro's text now
JC: Ro???
IΓ±aki: Problem?
JC: Not at all
IΓ±aki: Alrighty then
Francisco: I think you were the only one who got that text @Ronald
Ronald: I kinda figured..
Oscar: But why?
Ronald: I'm gonna text him back
JC: YOU'RE WHAT?!
Ronald: I'm gonna ask what he meant.. you know.. have a proper conversation with him.
Dembz: You sure it's a good idea?!
Ronald: Unlike you clowns I prefer to deal with things directly.
Riqui: Well that's stupid
Ronald: Aha.. and how has not talking to Geri gone for you?
Carlitos: πππ
Ronald: Exactly
IΓ±aki: Bold move brother
Arnau: I mean yeah
Ansu: And honestly Big Ron can take him
Ronald: Please don't call me that
Ansu: It's settled, from now on you are Big Ron.
Ronald: π
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Frenkie: Isn't his birthday tomorrow??
Pedri: yep
SergiΓ±o: How is the decoding going @Dembz?
Dembz: *Screams*
SergiΓ±o: Cool
Ansu: We should get him a present or something.
Ronald: So I did it.
Ronald: I don't know what y'all were so afraid of.
Riqui: Well Big Ron, not all of us are safe.
Ronald: Please don't make this a thing
Oscar: It even feels weird to me.
Riqui: Alright Oscardo
Oscar: What tf is that
Ronald: He replied.
JC: THIS FAST?! WHAT IS HE MONITORING HIS PHONE?!
Ronald: I like when people reply quickly.. makes talking to them easier
Francisco: Umm.. what did he say?
Ronald: He said you clowns not you Pedri, Frenkie, Fran, Arnau, Oscar, IΓ±aki, SergiΓ±o, should decipher the words.
Riqu: you really needed to name names huh.
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Ansu: WAIT... WHY NOT NOT ME THOUGH
Ronald: Cause you're a clown
Ansu: AM I BACK UNDER THREAT?!
Ansu: I CANNOT RUN I AM HURT. HAVE MERCY ON ME I AM IN PAIN GERI
Ronald: No you are simply a clownπ
Ansu: Oh Thank God!
Ansu: BUT HEY
Frenkie: So each number is a letter?!
Mapi joined via invitation Link
Oscar: Hiya
Mapi: Look here tontos, the girls and I are tired of the BS.
Arnau: Same.. but what BS
Mapi: Oh this is not for you boys specifically, there was just no other way to directly talk to the others...
Mapi: So @Ronald please transmit my words to the guys.. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!
Mapi: Okay, thank you! Ciaoβπ»π€π»β£
Mapi Left
Pedri: Madre mia
Ansu: YEAH YOU HEARD MARIA! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
Riqui: umm..
Frenkie: not gonna lie, she is right
Pedri: I am so glad she didn't ask me to do it, I already have too much on my plate.
Dembz: What do you mean?!
Francisco: Geri told us he will be needing us to send messages to the Four
SergiΓ±o: Why not do it directly himself?
Francisco: π€·π»ββοΈ I don't ask questions.
IΓ±aki: Right. As you should.
3 February 2021
Carlitos: Sup duckers!
Riqui: Duckers
Ansu: π
Carlitos: π ππ»
Pedri: At least your phone can't autocorrect that.
Ronald: I figured it out.
JC: ???
Ronald: The letters are the numbers
JC: Math?!
Ronald: "Not you, but the others, should be careful about how they talk about me in your club house"
Carlitos: WHY NOT DO IT LIKE THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE!?
Riqui: What Club house
Dembz: I KEEP TELLING YOU HE KNOWS
Pedri: He doesn't
JC: I am more and more convinced each time that he does.
Carlitos: πππππππππ
Francisco: He doesn't
Arnau: Kinda looks like he does
Dembz: Anything new with you @JC
JC: All chill bro
Dembz: Unfuckingfair
JC: Maybe the basket worked?
SergiΓ±o: Sure
Frenkie: Maybe
Pedri: Nope
JC:π
Riqui: Guys..
Riqui: I got a package
Ronald: Card?
Riqui: Oh π
It's just the videogames I ordered.
Carlitos: We really are going to carry on like this
Riqui: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!
Pedri: ???
Riqui: I did not order these!
Arnau: No he did notπ
JC: HOW EVEN
Riqui: WHAT THE HELL IS A MY LITTLE PONY GAME DOING IN THIS!
Riqui: I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE JUST DOWNLOADED THE SOFT COPY
Riqui: π€¦πΌββοΈπ€¦πΌββοΈπ€¦πΌββοΈπ€¦πΌββοΈπ€¦πΌββοΈπ€¦πΌββοΈπ€¦πΌββοΈπ€¦πΌββοΈπ€¦πΌββοΈπ€¦πΌββοΈπ€¦πΌββοΈ
Carlitos: My little Ponyπππππππππππππππππππ
Carlitos: The Irony πππ
Riqui:
Francisco: I bet
SergiΓ±o: But how did he know?!
JC: Riqui right now
JC:
Riqui: ππππππππππ
Pedri: "2 down, 2 to go. And A surprise"
Carlitos: OH FUCK OFF!!
Frenkie: Oh look the word came out correctly.
Carlitos: I paid attention this time
IΓ±aki: Should have paid attention months ago and not pissed Gerard off
Carlitos: Buzz off
Arnau:π
Oscar: He is right
Dembz: Hey @Riqui at least you can return them..
Riqui: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! THERE IS NO RECEIPT!!!!
Ronald: Oh damn
JC: So that just leaves me and Curly??
Francisco: Yep
SergiΓ±o: But Jean was supposed to be first.
JC: π€¦π½ββοΈπ€¦π½ββοΈπ€¦π½ββοΈπ€¦π½ββοΈπππππππππ
Dembz: I am still angry about that!!!
Dembz: I WAS NOT MENTALLY PREPARED!!
JC: I WAS.. NOW WE ARE BACK TO 0!
Ronald: But nooo, don't talk to him.
5 February 2021
Ansu: Geri with Ibai!
Arnau: Watchingπ
Ronald: Same
......
Riqui: SAY WHO YOU WANT TO WIN
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Riqui: HOW DARE HE TALK SO NICELY ABOUT ME AFTER PULLING THAT CRAP!!
Riqui: YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE GERARD!!
Ronald: ππππ
Ansu: That was so nice though! π₯Ίπ€©
Pedri: π₯Ίππ₯Ίππ₯Ίπ
.......
Oscar: Geri have mercy on Ibaiππ
Arnau: That was very fun
IΓ±aki: HOW HAS IT BEEN 2 HOURS!
Carlitos: Who do you think will win the elections??
Arnau: Honestly no idea
Oscar: They keep shooting themselves in the foot then recovering then doing it again.. The confusion
Riqui: We shall see.
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Requests are being taken for episode 26 and the ones that follow..
If you have anything you would like added... my PMs are openπβ€
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Episode 23 of π΅BLAUGRANETSπ΄ will be posted tomorrow or on Sunday.
So as always
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π΅BLAUGRANETSπ΄
11 January 2021
Ansu: Y'ALL I GOT IT!!!!
Ansu: All this time it was in front of us and it just blew by us like that!!!
Ansu: IT WAS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE!
Ansu: So simple!
Ansu: SO DUMB OF US!
SergiΓ±o: SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!!!!
Ansu: Woah..
Ansu: Where is all this hostility coming from!
Ansu: Very caught off guard bro
SergiΓ±o: You were rambling!!
SergiΓ±o: Get to the point please.
Ansu: well since you said please, sure
Ansu: It was actually directed towards the dumbasses under threat but sure.
Pedri: Get to it faster.
Arnau: Ansumane please just say it
Ansu: Full name.....
Pedri: ANSU!!!
Ansu: Right.. shit sorry
........
Oscar: Bro really???
........
Ansu: Shit! Sorry I was distracted by my little bro playing FIFA ππ
Pedri: π€¦π»ββοΈ
Ansu: Anyways.. @Riqui @Carlitos @JC @Dembz Has anyone of you considered gathering and going as a group to apologize to him face to face?
Ansu: Idk for what.. let's just say for existing. Maybe as a collective he would have mercy on your heart and just spare you.
Riqui: That?... That's your idea?!
Ansu: ya
Riqui: Go back to playing FIFA with your bro.
Pedri: Hate to tell you dude, this idea is bad
Carlitos: It sucks.
JC: I've had better ideas
Dembz: And that is saying something
JC: π
Riqui: Basically you are sending me and Ous to apologize to the big tree
Ronald: ππππ
Dembz: Hey now
Oscar: I cannot wait to see that
Ansu: How would that be a problem?
Carlitos: You realize Ricard is 3 feet tall and Ous would snap like a twig?
Carlitos: No offense
Riqui: Gee.. thanks
Dembz: ππΏ
Carlitos: Nonetheless @Ansu It is a horrible idea.
Ansu: Well excuse me again for trying to help you losers out of this mess.
Ansu: Good luck with surviving the shit. Especally you @Carlitos
Ansu: Especally*
Ansu: ESPECUAKLY*
Ansu: oh fuck this shit particularly you Curly
Oscar: but that worked
Riqui: Anyways, gonna continue packing.
Francisco: You tried my guy @Ansu
Ansu: Ah forget it. They are on their own.
Francisco: π€·π»ββοΈ
12 January 2021
Arnau: Is it true?
IΓ±aki: What is?
Arnau: Leo has some problems
IΓ±aki: kinda we don't know yet
Arnau: *STRESS*
IΓ±aki: π @Ronald and @SergiΓ±o as well
Arnau: *STRESS INTENSIFIES*
Arnau: Oh! How does it feel to be free?
IΓ±aki: Unreal.
IΓ±aki: like I truly don't believe for a second I am
Arnau: you are
IΓ±aki: Then why do I feel like a brick is gonna hit me in the head out of the blue
Arnau: Cause your brain needs to relax.. meditate, listen to some self-soothing tapes, hell sleep
IΓ±aki: I can't.. we have training in a bit.
Arnau: Ah well.. have fun
IΓ±aki: yeah.. thanks
........
Oscar: HEY GUYS! JUST A HEADSUP.. A few people are gonna join us in a tad.
Oscar: Since we have our match tomorrow and the ladies have theirs as well.. I thought we'd send them some supportive messages.
Oscar: You know with them being stuck in Madrid like that and then getting back home and then off to Almeria again in such a short amount of time.
Arnau: cool idea!!
Francisco: ππ»ππ»
Ansu: That is actually so sweet
Ansu: And so well deserved
Oscar: Yeah so Riqui is going to add them in a bit.
Riqui: SO NO SHITHOUSERY!!
Riqui: I MEAN IT!
JC: Yes dad.
Riqui:ππ»
Dembz:
Riqui added Alexia, Aitana, Melanie, Asisat, Jenni, Sandra, Caroline, Mapi, Leila, Lieke, Mariona, Marta, Kheira, Ana, Andrea, Andrea, Gemma, Gio, Meri
Riqui: WELCOME LADIES!
Riqui: I know you are wondering what you are doing in this thing we have. We know this week has been very unusual and honestly unnecessary for you all but we just wanted to tell you we wish you the best of luck tomorrow.
Oscar: Molta Sort cracks!!
Oscar: And sorry for you have been through this week.
Arnau: ππ»ππ»ππ» kick ass as you always do tomorrow!
Pedri: Best of Luck out there ladies. ππ»ππ»πͺπ»πβ€ ForΓ§a BarΓ§a!
Francisco: Good luck to all of you! πβ€
Ronald: ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ All the best!!
Carlitos: Molta Sort Cracks!! πβ€ Som-Hi!!
Alexia: Oh my God.. You weren't kidding @Riqui
Asisat: π€πΏπ€πΏπ€πΏπ€πΏπ€πΏπ€πΏπ€πΏ Thanks my dudes!!
Asisat: Appreciate it! πβ€
Ansu: Best of luck tomorrow cracks!!! πͺπΏπͺπΏπͺπΏπͺπΏπβ€
Asisat: Thanks my boy! πβ€πͺπΏ Get better soon we miss you out there!
Ansu: ππΏπβ€ Thank you!!
Ana: Thank you so much guys!!
Aitana: You were right @Alexia ... I owe you dinner
Alexia: ππ
Jenni: All I know is I am getting a free dinner eitherwayππ»π
Patri: πππ
SergiΓ±o: Best of Luck tomorrow ladiesππΌπͺπ½ππΌπβ€
Dembz: Bonne chance Γ toutes!!! πβ€
JC: ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ππ½ Bonne chance!!πͺπ½πͺπ½πͺπ½πͺπ½
Jenni: And thank you so much guys!!
Leila: π€π»π€π»π€π»π€π» Thanks guysπβ€
IΓ±aki: All the best cracks!! You got this! πͺπ»ππ»ππ»
Sandra: Thank you guys! This was a lovely surprise! I thought we were being prankedπ
Melanie: ForΓ§a BarΓ§a!! πβ€ππ»ππ» thank you for this!
Frenkie: All the best ladies!! πͺπ»β€ππͺπ»
Marta: This means a lot guys thank you! Good luck to you guys as well!!!πβ€
Asisat: Okay.. I'm gonna split! Thanks again guys but my phone is blowing upππ Best of luck to you guys as well! πβ€ ForΓ§a BarΓ§a!
Dembz: πβ€
Asisat Left
Kheira: Merci les gars!!! C'est trΓ¨s gentil de votre part!! πβ€
JC: ππ½ππ½ππ½πβ€
Melanie: Thank you guys again πβ€ Good luck to all of you.βπ»βπ»
Melanie Left
Lieke: β€πβ€πβ€π Thank you! This truly was a very lovely gesture. Good luck to you guys as well. See you guys! @Frenkie say hi to Mikky for me π§‘
Frenkie: Will do π§‘
Lieke Left
Marta: I'm gonna go too.. Thanks again you guys
Marta Left
Riqui: How was playing at the Camp Nou.
Carlitos: You girls certainly did it justice!
Riqui: I'll say!
Caroline: It was a dream!!
Caroline: Hey!!! Thank you for the messages guys! They mean a lot.
Alexia: I still can't believe we did it.
Arnau: And you should do it again
Mapi: That is what I keep saying!
Oscar: You definitely deserve it.
Riqui: Imo you should have played there way before. Especially with an audience.
Ronald: Veeeery true.
Pedri: sighs.. hopefully it happens
Mariona: πβ€ Thank you guys!! This is truly wonderful. ππ»
Gio: β€ how delightful you guys! Thank you
Meri: Oscar! Ari told me that you were planning on doing thisπ
thought she was pulling my leg
Gio: Same!!π€£
Oscar: π
Meri: But thank you guys!!πβ€ I gotta go though. βπ»βπ»
Meri left
Patri: I think we all should. I don't trust you guys to stay quietπ
Leila: π€£ We should yeah.. training!
Patri Left
Leila Left
Gio Left
Andrea: Hey!! Sorry guys! I gotta run. Thank you so much for this gesture! It is truly sweet of you! πβ€ Good luck! ππ»ββοΈ
Andrea Left
Mariona: What a lovely surprise! Thank you boys!πβ€
Mariona: Best of luck to you as well!
Mariona: I would have liked to stay but I can't. Sorry to leave in a hurry..πβ€ππ»
Mariona Left
Carlitos: So what do you think of our season so far ladies? π
Aitana: You guys are doing great!!
Riqui: I can sense the sarcasm all the way over to Cordoba.
Alexia: This is not it guys not it.
Jenni: So bad..
Ronald: Ouch
Jenni: He asked!
Carlitos: Could have at least let it slide easily.
Sandra: No she is right. Y'all need to get your shit together.
Oscar: We do
Caroline: And you need to figure out a way to get back to the team we all love
Pedri: We do
Andrea: Hi guys!! THANK YOU! β€πβ€π
Andrea: Bye guys! Good luck!!
Andrea Left
Mapi: And what is that defending!
SergiΓ±o: πππ
Oscar: I mean
Mapi: Be better
Ronald: We are trying!
Mapi: You guys are... What about the rest
Frenkie: We will be.
Alexia: Good.
Jenni: I would like to enjoy a match every once in a while
Sandra: And poor Marc! Have mercy on him!
Riqui: We would voice your concerns to the guys.. but they don't know this exists
Aitana: πππ
Mapi: Oh brotherπ€£
Arnau: Adult free space
Arnau: Or so I was told
Ansu: π it is
Aitana: Right...
Sandra: On that note βπ»πβ€
Mapi: Yep.. me too. Thanks guysπβ€
Sandra Left
Mapi Left
Alexia: Well this has been fun. And someone owes me dinner nowπ so thanks guys βπ» Ciao
Aitana: π yeah yeah. Bye guys!! This was lovely πβ€
Jenni: BE BETTER PLEASE!!
IΓ±aki: We hope
Alexia: PLEASE
Aitana Left
Alexia: Okay bye.
Alexia Left
............
Ana: β€πβπ» Ciao friends
Ana Left
Caroline: Good luck tomorrow! I hope you have a good match πβ€
Riqui: πβ€
Jenni: βπ»βπ»βπ»βπ»βπ»βπ»
Jenni Left
Dembz: We won't let you down. Hopefully
Caroline Left
............
Gemma: Uhh.. Hi.
Gemma: Thank you!! πβ€ Best of luck to you too
Arnau: πβ€
Gemma: Okay.. See you guys βπ»
Gemma Left
Pedri: Well this was fun
JC: They way they roasted y'all's asses though!!!ππ₯
Francisco: We deserved it. I know I do. π
Frenkie: We need to do better
Riqui: We do
Carlitos: You do.
Ronald: We gotta
Riqui: Yep
Oscar: π€·πΌββοΈ
Arnau: Get your shit together tomorrow
IΓ±aki: Especially since Leo is doubtful
Arnau: *STRESS*
IΓ±aki: Relax your brain! Meditate, listen to some self-soothing tapes, hell Sleep!
Arnau: Haha ha very funny
Dembz: ππππππ
Oscar: it really is
..........
Pedri: So um.. @JC I have a message for you
JC: Oh no
Carlitos: So you are our spokesperson now?
Pedri: I did not ask for this Carles
JC: What's the message
Pedri: β©"Basket received. Hope you like mine.. it shall be at your door steps in a few days. PS: Congrats on coming back and playing again after 8 months! Regards, G"
Pedri: That was it.
Riqui: Not ominous at all
Dembz: He knows.. I can feel it.
Carlitos: Leo said he doesn't
Carlitos: I will go with what Leo said.
Riqui: I'm having doubts.
Dembz: HE KNOWS I TELL YOU
Arnau: STOP SCREAMING!!!
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π΅BLAUGRANETSπ΄
13 January 2021
Carlitos: ALEXIA!!!!
Oscar: This is too stressful
Riqui: I need 1 more goal please they gotta!!
Oscar: I-
Riqui: Please
....
Oscar: Penalties
Frenkie: Yikes!
Pedri: I can't even..
Arnau: ππππ
....
Riqui: π
Oscar: This is so sad.. they deserved more.
Carlitos: y'all better not lose.
Arnau: yes. Y'all better not.
Ansu: So help me I will kick all of you if you do.
Arnau: What Ansu said.
Arnau: No more hugs for you.
Riqui: *Gasps*
Arnau: Yeah you read me.
Riqui: How will we survive..
Arnau: π
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Ansu: FRENKIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Carlitos: π€΄πΌ I repeat Blondie is on fire!
....
Ansu: fuck off
....
Ansu: This is too stressful
Arnau: πππ
Ansu: No please not another one
....
Arnau: Shit
Ansu: I'm just gonna leave my phone.. Bye
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Carlitos: MARC!!!!!
Ansu: @Frenkie it's alright Rubito you still did well β₯οΈβ₯οΈ
Carlitos: Did I jinx him?
Ansu: You did
Carlitos: MARC AGAIN OH MY GOD!!!
Arnau: Ous!πͺπͺπͺπͺπβ€
Ansu: Antoineπ©
Arnau: HOLY SHIT RIQUI IS ABOUT TO TAKE!!!
Ansu:ππΏππΏππΏππΏππΏ PLEASE
Carlitos: RIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! VISCA LA MARE QUE ET VA PARIR!!!!!
Arnau: ALL THE HUGS!!
Ansu: GET THE FUCK IN!!!πΊπΏπΊπΏπΏπΏ
JC: I aged like 10 years in these last minutes.. I don't want to go through another ET again.
14 January 2021
Frenkie: β€ @Ansu
Carlitos: Ansumane said I jinxed you. Sorry for the jinxπ€π»
Frenkie: ππ
Riqui: πππππππππππ
Carlitos: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT. YOU ACTUALLY DID THAT
Dembz: BOSS MOVE!!!
Frenkie: It was
Pedri: THE LAST ONE!
Francisco: I'm just glad It didn't get to me.. I would have felt so awful if I missed.. I already feel bad. So thanks Riqui
Riqui: π
SergiΓ±o: πΊπ½πΊπ½πΊπ½πΊπ½πβ€
IΓ±aki: π€π»π€π»π€π»π€π»π€π»A la final.
16 January 2021
JC: Best of luck tomorrow guys
Arnau: Leo is back!!πΊπΌπΊπΌπΊπΌ
JC: YEEESS
Pedri: πππ
17 January 2021
Ansu: Do not make me regret coming here.
.....
Ansu: I should have stayed at home.
.....
Carlitos: Is Gil okay?!
Ansu: Is that a serious question!?!?
Carlitos: Nope
Ansu: Thought so
.....
Ansu: OUCH FRENKS!π¨
Carlitos: Where are the cards?!
.....
Ansu: There they are.
Ansu: Leoπ³π³π³π³π³
JC: Oh shit
Carlitos: Should have done it earlier
Carlitos: Maybe kick Gil while he's at it.
Ansu: How long do you think he'll be out for?
Carlitos: Gil and his reportπ€·π»ββοΈ
Ansu: I should have stayed home.
18 January 2021
Frenkie: I need to sleep for 6 days.
Frenkie: Wake me up when we get to Bilbao again
Pedri: Gosh we have to play them again π©
Riqui: And maybe more if they go through in the Copa
Frenkie: Nope. No thanks
Riqui: as IF you have a choice
Dembz: total BS
Ronald: I cannot stress this enough.. I hated every minute of that match.
Carlitos: As you should.
Ronald: I cannot wait to sleep
Oscar: Same here bro.
Frenkie: My feeling exactly.
Dembz: I say we all go to bed and just stop talking about this match.
JC: But..
Ansu: Go to sleep.
JC: But I have something to say
Ansu: And you will still have something to say tomorrow.
Arnau: Sleep
JC: π©
19 January 2021
Francisco: 2 matches out then.
Frenkie: Wish it were me.
Ronald: Me too
Pedri: Yep
Ansu: Why not just skip the Copa match then
Oscar: Can we?
Ansu: NO
Oscar: Dammit
Ansu: Y'all are going to play. And are going to win. A NORMAL MATCH.
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JC: Guys Remember when I said I had something to say?
.....
SergiΓ±o: yes?
JC: Thank you for answering.
Dembz: What did you want to say? Make it quick. It's almost midnight.
JC: And?
Dembz: My sleeping schedule will be ruined
JC: Since when do you even have one?!
Dembz: Jan 1 now get on with it.
JC: Let's see how long that will last
Dembz: πππΏ
20 January 2021
JC: π
Dembz: Good night.
JC: π³
Oscar: Good night.
Ronald: Night night
JC: You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
Francisco: Good nightππ»ββοΈ
Pedri: Cold... just cold..
IΓ±aki: Maybe next time you will tell us earlier.
JC: ππππ
SergiΓ±o: So what was it? Still waiting.
JC: I love you the most little Sergi
JC: So remember the basket?
Frenkie: Again?!
JC: not mine.. Geri's
Frenkie: Yes and?
JC: I got it.
Frenkie: Continue..
JC: It was lovely.
Frenkie: See.. and you were worried. Okay good night
JC: But I'm not done...
Ansu: You should just spit it out next time. βπΏ
JC: π€¬
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JC: As I was saying.
JC: So the basket had 3 DVDs 5 bags of Caramel corn a dozen chocolate bars and 2 notes.
JC: I opened the first note and it had season's greeting and a β€΅οΈ arrow.
JC: I am afraid to open the 2nd.
Pedri: Open it.
JC: I don't want to
Pedri: It's gonna be okay.
JC: How do you know?
SergiΓ±o: Everything you mentioned is harmless
Oscar: Open it
IΓ±aki: Let him breathe
JC: I guess
Carlitos: Go on
JC: You really thought I was going to start with you? And you really thought it was going to be a basket? My boy, it is never that simple. Enjoy the treats now. Be seeing you. βπ»πΏ G3.
JC: I hate him.
Dembz: What does he mean he is not starting with you.. HE SAID JCDCR!!!!
Riqui: So again it could be any of us.
Pedri: Any of you 4.. not us.
Oscar: Welp..
IΓ±aki: I really am glad I got rid of him.
IΓ±aki: Sorry for you 4.
Carlitos: The fact that he has been absent from his socials scares me
Francisco: Guys um did you check the main GC?
Ansu: π³ What does he mean?!
Frenkie: focus up guys. Y'all have a match tonight
SergiΓ±o: Good luck.
Ronald: I cannot take another
Oscar: Should be easy enough
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Ansu: GET THE FUCK OUT.
Ansu: Why did he take .. !?!?
.....
Ansu: Really.. you couldn't do that 2 minutes ago?!
Frenkie: I actually am happy to not play.
Ansu: Ronald Idk how you are still going my guy but I commend you you absolute BEAST.
Frenkie: Indeed.
IΓ±aki: Finally...
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Dembz: Not a single word. Good night.
Arnau: ππ
Pedri: ππ Night night
Riqui: π€·πΌββοΈπ€·πΌββοΈπ€·πΌββοΈπ€·πΌββοΈπ€·πΌββοΈ
Carlitos: How are you guys still standing for real.
24 January 2021
Riqui: Rise and shine idiots.. La Liga is back
Carlitos: This has been quiet for so many days I thought y'all forgot about it.
Riqui: We're all dead
Carlitos: I'll say
IΓ±aki: Hello hello!
Riqui: I have a good feeling today
Ansu: Me too
Ansu: About what?
Riqui: The match
Ansu: ohhh
Ronald: I'm just glad an ET is not possible here
Francisco: We can do this.
Arnau: We sure can.
Ansu: You better.
Pedri: Another Leo-less match... sighs
Frenkie: π©
Oscar: Final one! I hope
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IΓ±aki: What is it with us and late goals lately?!
Ansu: I'm not there π
IΓ±aki: Chill
Carlitos: Boy's got a point though.
Ansu: ππΏββοΈ
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Ansu: OH SHIT
Carlitos: What??
Ansu: I fell asleepπ
Carlitos: Can't blame you.
Ansu: Damn 15 minutes left.
Carlitos: I mean you didn't miss anything.
Ansu: Cool cool
.....
Carlitos: WELL HOLY SHIT!!
Ansu: He really did that π
JC: Are my eyes playing tricks on me?!
Ansu: Nope he did that
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Riqui: "Carlitos: You realize Ricard is 3 feet tall and Ous would snap like a twig?" YOU WERE SAYING?!
Carlitos: 1ST OF ALL.. CONGRATULATIONS NANU πβ€πβ€
Carlitos: 2nd..ππ»
Ronald: Last thing I expect was that.
Oscar: ππ
SergiΓ±o: Congrats bro!
Riqui: How is that for 3 feet tall.
Carlitos: Are you ever gonna let this go?
Riqui: Nope.
Carlitos: Fuck.
Pedri: Finally no more Leo-less matches.
Riqui: Copa next match. Might not play.
Pedri: Oh for fuck sake.. another ET prone match
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Episode 22 of π΅BLAUGRANETSπ΄ will be posted between tonight and tomorrow.
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π Requests are open for any special additions π
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I have an idea for a special addition maybe add the Queens once in a while?? ππ₯Ί
OMG!! Great minds think alike..
I was trying to figure out the logistics of that happening at some point. But definitely it will happen now.
Keep an eye out π₯Ί and thank you π
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Ronald: I agree with @IΓ±aki on this.
Carlitos: Shocker!
Pedri: Night night! See you guys soon!
Oscar: βπ»βπ»βπ»βπ»
31 March 2021
JC:Do you guys know how lucky we are being this far from Geri for le Poisson d'Avril???
Carlitos: The what now?
JC: Poisson d'Avril
Carlitos: My French is rusty bro, that means?
Riqui: By Rusty you mean non-existent right?
Carlitos: Tais-toi petit idiot
Riqui: You google translating that does not negate my statement genius.
Carlitos: FOR YOUR INFORMATION PETIT, I did not google it.
Riqui: Sure.. I believe you
Carlitos: I DID NOT.. I asked Nyom
Riqui: π€¦πΌββοΈπ€¦πΌββοΈπ€¦πΌββοΈπ€¦πΌββοΈπ€¦πΌββοΈ
JC: Are you two done?
Riqui: Never
Carlitos: Yes, what were you saying Bro?
JC: Poisson d'Avril is April fool
Carlitos: HOW!!??!!
JC: It is
Riqui: Jan don't tire yourself.
JC: Hahahahaha
Carlitos: Doesn't poisson mean fish?
JC: Yes
Carlitos: April Fish?!?!
JC: It's a whole story
Carlitos: Blague d'Avril..
Carlitos: Tromperie d'Avril
Riqui: PROU!!
JC: I'll tell you on PM
Carlitos: Okay
Riqui: You were saying @JC?
JC: Right, we are lucky no?
Carlitos: Life finds a way.. or rather, if he wants to, Gerard Finds a way.
Riqui: Very true
Carlitos: But I feel if he was going to do something he would have done it on Dia dels Innocents.
Riqui: Possible, but one can never be too careful
Carlitos: You are oddly calm..
Carlitos: What are you up to?
Riqui: Nothing. I'm just saying
Carlitos: AhA
Riqui: Juro!
Carlitos: I SAID OKAY
JC: So he can still do damage
Carlitos: π€·π»ββοΈπ€·π»ββοΈπ€·π»ββοΈπ€·π»ββοΈπ€·π»ββοΈ
Riqui: π
.......
Ansu: OMG!!
Ansu: Guys WHAT IF GERI DECIDES HE WANTED TO PRANK JC AND CURLS ON APRIL FOOL'S!!!
Carlitos: Yes bro, we were literally just talking about that
Ansu: Oh.. where was I?
Riqui: In space clearly.
Riqui: HOW WOULD WE KNOW?!.. YOU WEREN'T HERE
Ansu: Right...
Dembz: Are you okay broski?
Ansu: I think so. I took a nap earlier and I feel like I wiokeoup in aanothred demtoiodn
Dembz: I was with you up until like
Ansu: up until like what?
Dembz: THE WORD LIKE
Ansu: HUH???
Dembz: "Ansu: I think so. I took a nap early and I feel like I wiokeoup in aanothred demtoiodn" WHAT DID YOU MEAN AFTER LIKE?!
Ansu: AFTER LIKE WHAT
Dembz: I give up someone else deal with him
Pedri: You took a nap and what?
Ansu: It feels like I woke up in another demention
Dembz: WELL YOU SURE WROTE LIKE YOU WERE FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION!
Frenkie: Yikes.. that has happened to me before @Ansu I know that feeling.
Pedri: How are you today bud?
Frenkie: I'm alright.
Francisco: Did you get some sleep? A little R&R?
Frenkie: I did
Francisco: π§π§π§π§
Frenkie: I did, I promise. I slept 8 hours two days ago and 6 hours last night
Ronald: Why six?
Frenkie: I had to go .. and after that I couldn't sleep anymore. So I studied for a bit.
Ronald: Studied??
Frenkie: Yes CatalΓ
Riqui: π₯Ίπ₯°π₯Ίπ₯°π₯Ίπ₯°
Frenkie: π
Riqui: But you are feeling better?
Frenkie: Yes
Pedri: If you say so.
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Ansu: It's March 31st right?
Arnau: Yes?
Ansu: Okay
Arnau: Weird
IΓ±aki: π
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SergiΓ±o: Why does Jordi insist on replying with memes?!
Pedri: π€·π»ββοΈπ€·π»ββοΈπ€·π»ββοΈ
Riqui: Jordi for you.
Dembz: Just what Grizou needed an enabler
Ilaix: And the Dad jokes are the worst.. idk whether to laugh or cry
Ilaix: @Carlitos where are your dad jokes?
Oscar: Please don't
Ilaix: I wanna hear his dad jokes
Oscar: No you don't
Ilaix: I do
Ansu: No you do not
Carlitos: Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
Carlitos: That's the punch line.
Riqui: Look what you did now
Carlitos: Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
Ilaix: Idk, why?
Carlitos: Because all the fans left.
Ilaix: GOSH
Ansu: Which dimension doesn't have Carles telling jokes in it? I would like to go there.
Carlitos: I don't play football because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!
Ronald: Shoot me.
Arnau: Okay we get it Carles.. Please stop
Oscar: I BEG YOU PLEASE
Ilaix: I regret asking
IΓ±aki: π΅π΅π΅
Carlitos: Five out of four people admit they're bad with fractions!
Riqui: DO NOT GO INTO MATH JOKES
Dembz: This is the bad place
Carlitos: Ilaix asked π
SergiΓ±o: Some questions never require answers. THAT WAS ONE OF THEM
Carlitos: Ask and you shall receive.
Ilaix: Thanks I hated them I would like to give them back.
Carlitos: No returns. No refunds.
Ilaix: π«π«
1 April 2021
Pedri: Guys
.......
Pedri: Nevermind
.......
Riqui: ??
.......
Pedri: I'll tell you ON Pm
Riqui: Okay
.......
JC: π€¨π€¨π€¨
JC: What was that about?
IΓ±aki: π€·πΌββοΈ
Oscar: Who the hell knows
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Unknown number joined via invitation link
Frenkie: Hello??
Francisco: Hiya!
........
JC: ????
Pedri: Hi there
Ronald: Who is this now?
Ilaix: π€·πΏββοΈ
JC: I don't like this! Identify yourself!
JC: WHO ARE YOU??
Dembz: Let them breathe frΓ©ro..
JC: BUT WHAT IF IT'S HIM?!
Riqui: Um.. who is here?
JC: YOU TELL US
Riqui: HOW WOULD I KNOW?!
Carlitos: You are the admin idiot!
Riqui: But I never gave the link to anyone other than Leo!
Carlitos: FUDGE
Carlitos: FUCJ*
Carlitos: FUCKING FUCK*****
Pedri: He wouldn't though
Frenkie: Yeah I think so too
JC: YOU SAID LIFE FINDS A WAY!! MAYBE LIFE FOUND A WAY AND HE GOT THE LINK
JC: WE ARE EXPOESD NOW! This is all your fault @Carlitos
Carlitos: ME? RIQUI IS THE ONE WHO GAVE THE LINK AWAY
Riqui: TO LEO!!!
Pedri: Guys.. I'm sure there is an explanation
SergiΓ±o: Agreed
SergiΓ±o: but also.. this is still sus
Unknown number joined via invitation link
Carlitos: WHO IS THIS NOW
SergiΓ±o: Okay.. now you can panic
JC: WE ARE WELL PAST THAT
Frenkie: π§
Oscar: Um.. who?
Riqui: Who is this??
Ronald: 2 new people??
Arnau: Who?
Ronald: Idk I just got here
Ansu: Oh dang
JC: I NEED TO KNOW
Riqui: We should stop talking.. maybe they would speak then
Ansu: Okay logical?
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Arnau: That clearly worked.
Riqui: π€·πΌββοΈπ€·πΌββοΈπ€·πΌββοΈ
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Unknown number: Hello idiots
JC: FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT IT'S HIM!
Riqui: Calm down
JC: I HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU HE KNEW THIS WHOLE TIME
Ansu: *Runs*
Ansu: I wish I can irl
Pedri: Soon
Ansu: π
JC: i cannot..
Unknown number: Hello morons
JC left
Arnau: π΅
Unknown number: Wow that really was easy
Unknown number: Yes it was
IΓ±aki: So it really is 2 people
Ronald: hm
Oscar: Jordi and Geri?
Unknown number: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Ansu: π π π
Riqui added JC
Unknown number: πππ
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IΓ±aki: It's 23:00 and no one is talking.
IΓ±aki: It is both peaceful and unsettling.
Frenkie: Very
Arnau: Thanks??
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JC: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
2 April 2021
Unknown number: Alexππ
Unknown number: Konrad ππ
Ronald: πππππππ
Unknown number: It was Riqui's idea
JC: π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬π€¬
Unknown number: And Pedri and Fran
Ansu: GASPS!!!!!!!
Oscar: IT'S ALWAYS THE QUIET ONES!!!
Arnau: YOU SNEAKY SOBs!!!!!
Francisco: πππππππππ
Frenkie: I'm actually impressed
JC: I hate you three
Pedri: Hahaha it was April fool's!
IΓ±aki: I knew I smelt something fishy
Dembz: NO FUCKING WAY!!!
Dembz: WOW
Dembz: ππ good one
Riqui: πππ
Arnau: Who was the mastermind behind this?
Pedri: Fran
Ansu: THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES!!
Francisco: Hahahahahaha
Unknown number: Okay.. See ya
Ansu: Bye whoever that was
Unknown number left
Unknown number: That was Konrad..
Unknown number: Ciao for now
Riqui: Adeu!
Pedri: βπ»βπ»βπ»
Unkown number left
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Riqui:
Riqui: HAHAHA I wonder what that message he sent to Leo was πππ
Pedri: OMG Hahaha poor Antoine
Francisco: I wonder if we all send Leo a message who he will reply to first.
Ronald: NO
Ronald: NO MORE SENDING LEO MESSAGES OUT OF CONTEXT
Arnau: Fran you've been hanging out with Riqui way too much
Dembz: HAHAHAHAHAHA He does talk a lot! Can you blame him
Dembz: LINK PLEASE
Riqui: I wouldn't but sure
Riqui:
Riqui:
Riqui: HAHAHAHAHA that's because he is always here Clem
Ansu:
Ansu: I remember that hahaha I was very confused at first
Frenkie: That was nothing.. I almost sent something to the main one that was meant for this GC!!!
Ansu: OMG
Frenkie: Yeah, close call hahaha
Oscar: Whenever he is asked if he can be considered *insert particular position*
Frenkie: πππππππππππππππ
Dembz: WHAT IS THIS FRENCH IDIOTS ATTACKING OUSMANE VIDOE?!?!?!
Dembz: πππππππππππππππ
Ansu: Your bestie
Dembz: EX BESTIE. FRIENDSHIP WITH ANTOINE ENDED. SergiΓ±o is now my best friend
Ansu: HURTFUL!!
Dembz: ππ
SergiΓ±o: π€π½π€π½
Dembz: ππΎπ€πΎ
Oscar:
Oscar: He really went for you neck huh
Dembz: RIGHT?!
Dembz: He's not lying
Dembz: BUT HE DID NOT NEED TO EXPOSE ME LIKE THAT?!
Ronald: HAHAHAHAHA
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Carlitos: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!! ALEX AND KONRAD WERE THE NUMBERS?????!!!!!!
Pedri: Yes πππππ
Carlitos: MEAN!!!
Francisco: HAHAHA
Carlitos: I hate you guys
Riqui: Love you too rizos
Carlitos: πfuck off
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