Soo Kyky and FloT*v are best buds now? Is the universe trying to make me like the kid now?! I even watched that documentary yt recommended of his "the rising". I won't lie it got me in tears he cried and talked abt his relationship with SteveMan but still shit club/fans though. Guess he's the safest bet than Dembz right now. 😥
he’s been friends with toevan for tiiiiiiiiiime actually, from monaco days at least
Iñaki: I don't think the bank account was necessary bro.
Dembz: I'm not taking any chances.
Arnau: 😂😂
JC: Smart move.
Ansu: Can't say the same about what you do every time.
JC: Shut up
Ansu: How's being back in France?
JC: Cool.
Ansu: Great
JC: No I mean the weather.
Ansu: 🤦🏾♂️
JC: 💁🏽♂️
Riqui: Anyone wants a My Little Pony video game?
Riqui: I'm asking for the 93486th time
Oscar: Just give it to one of your cousins or something
Riqui:
Oscar: You gotta use those braincells petit.
Ronald: You are asking way too much of him bro
Riqui: 😒
12 February 2021
Frenkie: Not a peep
Frenkie: Not one word!!!!
Francisco: No one is talking bro
Ansu: What is this sudden aggressive attitude hermano.. chill chill.
Francisco: ???
Ansu: !!!! He is yelling.. but quietly.
Dembz: Sure
Pedri: Are you talking about the thing?
Frenkie: Yep
Ansu: Thing??
Pedri: It's out there. Find it.
Ansu: 😩 just tell me.. me da pereza
Pedri: Nope. Frenkie said not a word
Ansu: 😒
Carlitos: "Ayuda Barça".. absolutely ayuda Barça.
Frenkie: 🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
Ansu: Huh??
Carlitos: Just watch this https://twitter.com/FCBarcelona_es/status/1360250235440816128?s=19 😂
Frenkie: I should have just stayed quiet.
Dembz: Yep. You should have.
Riqui: BIG. MOOD.
Ronald : I'll say! Frenks speaking from the heart there.
Sergiño: Yep
Arnau: Wait wait... HOW DID YOU GET AYUDA BARÇA FROM HAKUNA MATATA?!
Frenkie: You try doing it!
Ronald: He was Speaking from the HEART
Arnau: 😂 It is so true it's hilariously sad
Ansu: Awwh Frenkie boy
Carlitos: 😂😂😂
Frenkie: I totally understand Geri.
Ronald: Speaking of..
JC: No.. no speaking of no mentioning no invoking his name
Iñaki: 😂😂😂
Ronald: Guessing you still haven't gotten anything.
JC: I said NO MENTIONING HIM
Dembz: If he had, we would have never heard the end of it come on..
Ansu: Dembrook is right.
Sergiño: I'll take your word for it.
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Oscar: YOU ARE BARÇA!
Pedri: You okay there ojitos?
Oscar: Just watching the video😂
Pedri: Right right...
Oscar: 😂 Good stuff.. I am amused. Thank you @Frenkie
Frenkie: Sure.. my pleasure.
Oscar: I'll make sure to pronounce my words from now on. Wouldn't want you to mishear anything.
Frenkie:
Iñaki: 😂😂😂
13 February 2021
Oscar: What are your predictions?
Ansu: For? A lot of things happening today.
Oscar: The girls. Copa de La Reina final. I say 3-0
Riqui: 4-0
Carlitos: 2-0
Ronald: 6-0
Dembz: 4-1
Sergiño: 3-0
Pedri: 🤔 5-0
Pedri: What does the winner get though?
Carlitos: oooohhh.. interesting
Oscar: We'll see
Riqui: Oh no no.. Now
Oscar: I got nothing.
Arnau: The one with the biggest difference has to text Leo something really weird
Iñaki: Why..
Oscar: My question exactly
Arnau: For the laughs.
Francisco: Why Leo though..
Arnau: First name I thought of.
Pedri: Fair enough
Ansu: STAKES ARE UP!!
Arnau: So?
Riqui: Sure
Arnau: Anyone else has a say?
Frenkie: Nope. I'm good.
Iñaki: I rather not put myself in these circumstances
Iñaki: Anything related to Geri or Leo you can count me out. No thank you.
Francisco: Um.. maybe another time.
Arnau: Okay so 7 out of 13.. Frenkie Fran Iñaki JC Ansu and I will monitor it.
Ansu: No I want in.. 2-1
Arnau: Okay.. 8 out of 13.
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Ansu: AAAAHHH 1-0! Let's go Alexia!
Riqui: She really is the woman of firsts huh..
Oscar: 🙌🏻👑🙌🏻
...
Riqui: AITANA OH MY GOODNESS
Ronald: WOOOH!! BOY WHAT A GOAL
Carlitos: We are on track!
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Dembz: Come on!!
Oscar: JENNI!!!!!!!
Sergiño: Stop the count!!
Oscar: 😂😂 yes pls
Ronald: ABSOLUTELY NOT. I NEED 3 MORE GOALS
Carlitos: I already lost.. so Idc anymore..
Carlitos: Just don't go more than 4🙏🏻🙏🏻
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Pedri: Please.. 2 more😅
Riqui: 🙄 1
Arnau: 😂😂
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Ronald:
JC: I SAID DO NOT EVEN
Oscar: 😂😂😂
Ronald: I deserve this. This will serve as a lesson.
Ronald: NEVER again shall I put myself in your tonterias.
Ansu: 😂 you had to go that high
Ronald: I had faith in them
Oscar: As you should
Ronald: Of course
Frenkie: So what would Ronnie send Leo?
Ronald: I don't know what Ronnie will say but Ronald is not saying a thing.
JC: Ronnie and Ronald have to
Ronald: 😒
Riqui: Ronnie, Ron, Ronaldo, Ronaldiño, Ron Ron, RA
Carlitos: You done?
Riqui: Ronald Federico Araujo da Silva.
Riqui: Now I am
Dembz: All that talk and then BOOM hit splat in the face.
Oscar: On the bright side.. The ladies are COPA CHAMPIONS!!
Sergiño: How would we know if Ron did it
Sergiño: Nevermind.. had a brain fart and forgot screen caps exist
Arnau: Don't worry about it @Riqui has those all the time.
Riqui:🖕🏻
Arnau: 🤗🤗
Sergiño: I just realized I got it exactly right😅😂
Oscar: 🤝
Francisco: And Ro got double the amount😂
Ronald: just tell me what I gotta say to Leo so I can get the whole mess over with.
Iñaki: Dear Leo, One quarter of our bones are located in our feet. So please you have got to take care of those 52 bones. We want you to be on the pitch for a long time. Lots of Love, Ronron.
Ronald: Why.. just why
Carlitos: 😂😂😂😂
Riqui: I was gonna suggest a simple "Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppp-ah?!" But this is sooo much better 😂😂😂
Ansu: 😂 Bro
Pedri: Well Iñaki has a very very valid point there
Francisco: Ronron😂
JC: Don't forget the xoxo
Dembz: You had to go with 6
Ronald: NOT LIKE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A FIRST FOR THEM!!
Frenkie:
Sergiño:👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂
Frenkie: So it will be?...
Iñaki: Dear Leo, One quarter of our bones are located in our feet. So please you have got to take care of those 52 bones. We want you to be on the pitch for a long time. Lots of Love, Ronron. xoxo 💌💌
Ronald: 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Pedri: "Tic-toc tic-toc .. time is coming for the 3rd one to finally get it. See you on the pitch soon 😏😏 Love G"
Ronald: bro I am so tired I could sleep for 3 months
Ansu: I honestly don't know how you are still standing
Ansu: *knocks on wood*
JC: You and me both.
Ansu: Ey!
Dembz: Anything from the tree yet?
JC: No. This.. *points everywhere* I am so done with this.
Ansu: It's gone long enough he has to have something prepared.
JC: Whatever it is, can he get it over with already?
Dembz: You sound like Iñaki😂
Iñaki: My senses tingled... Who invoked my name?
Ansu: Ous
Dembz: You know he can read right?
Iñaki: Still nothing?
JC: Yep
Ronald: Luis told me that Geri once switched his phone's wallpapers with some weird-ass ones. And he spent 3 days trying to figure out how it happened.
JC: Well he can't do that to me now can he..
Carlitos: Cross that out for me as well.
Ansu: Things could be worse.
JC: I just remembered something.. like I just realised how insane what he did was...
Ronald: The wallpapers?
JC: No not that!
JC: How did he find out where I live?
Pedri: Bro you told him.
JC: I most certainly did no such thing!
Francisco: But you did.
JC: Oh look the other half of the duo popped up.
JC: But I did not!
Riqui: YOU WROTE YOUR ADDRESS ON THE CARD DUMBASS!
JC: 😐
Carlitos: 😂😂
JC: Okay But why ARE YOU YELLING AT ME!?
Riqui: I wasn't.. I forgot the Capslock was on. I was yelling at Jordi.
Sergiño: Jordi?? Alba??
Riqui: Nono, not that Jordi, my Jordi
Sergiño: ???
Carlitos: Mboula
Sergiño: Right..
Riqui: But yeah not at you Jan.
JC: Okay 💚
Riqui: At least not in that exact moment.. could still happen.
JC: The previous answer would have been enough.
Frenkie: I missed playing that Camp Nou.. It's been forever.
Frenkie: When was the last time we played there??
Pedri: Eibar, December 29.
Frenkie: 😣😣😣😣
Pedri: And we have Rayo tomorrow.. Nightmares..
Ronald: What are you worried about I'm the one who has to cover all of the damn pitch
Frenkie: Talking like I don't do that as well
Pedri: Yeah..
Francisco: I would like to do that but Ronald still won't let me
Ronald: I won't let you? How would I not let you!?
Francisco: No not you, the other Ronald..
Sergiño: We need a codename for him
Frenkie: Wouldn't it be easier to just call him "gaffer" or "boss" or "mister"?
Carlitos: Boss? Boss of what exactly?
Riqui: Bad decisions.
Ansu: 🤭🤭🤭🤭
JC: Damn
Riqui: Curlitos made it way too easy😂
Carlitos: 😂😂
Sergiño: So what would the codename be?
Arnau: Koeman just call him Koeman
Iñaki: Exactly no need to complicate things..
Frenkie: Right
Riqui: So what should the codename be?
Iñaki: Or you can just ignore us
Carlitos: Blond Ronald
Oscar: 🤦🏼♂️
Ronald: Seriously
Riqui: @Carlitos
Dembz: I got nothing
Carlitos: 😒😒😒😒😒
Frenkie: Just call him Koeman
Pedri: But that is too obvious
Frenkie: Not you too!
Pedri: 🤷🏻♂️
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JC: Guys.. Oh no.. oh no.. OH NO
Dembz: Did he do it?
________
Riqui: Jan???
Carlitos: Where did he go?!
Ansu: 🤷🏾♂️
27 January 2021
Sergiño: Good luck my dudes!
Ansu: No ETs please.
Riqui: Sure
Pedri: Look we are trying.
Ronald: Here we go again
Frenkie: 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
Oscar: 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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Ansu: This is why Pedri plays
Carlitos: Oh so this is how we're gonna do it?
...........
Ansu: How do you let them score like that
Sergiño: 😩😩😩
....
Ansu: LIONEL DE MI VIDA!!
Ansu: Another please.
........
Carlitos: COME ON!!!
....
Ansu: FRENKIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carlitos: I PROMISE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU BLONDIE I AM GIVING YOU A BIG KISS!!
........
Ansu: END. IT.
...
Ansu: THANK YOU.
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Ronald: I don't want to talk about it.
Frenkie: Good night.
Pedri: Can't blame you two😅
Sergiño: Fair enough
28 January 2021
JC: So um..
Riqui: HE'S ALIVE
JC: For now yep... Geri is gonn kill me
JC: HOW DID HE KNOW I'M COMING BACK!?
Dembz: You're coming back?!
JC: Yep, but not for good..
JC: He knows... how!??!!,
Dembz: And then go where?
JC: If I survive Geri.. I have options
Riqui: Oh damn
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JC: Bro he literally texted me this
JC: [28/1 16:48] Geri🆘️: Welcome Back Janet. See you soon.. well not actually but yeah.. soon.
[28/1 16:50] Geri🆘️: Oh and let your buddies know that after I'm done with you, I'm coming for them.
[28/1 16:53] Geri🆘️: xoxo
Ansu: Jeez
JC: I feel it coming... It's gonna be soon
Riqui: This is like the presidential elections.. Soon is taking too long bro
Carlitos: Pure torture.
Oscar: It's on you idiots.
Ronald: Yep
Riqui: AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN
Carlitos: 😂
Arnau: Because you're an idiot
Riqui: Takes one to know one 😌
Ronald: Ah playground clapbacks
Pedri: JC Geri told me to tell you to check your mailbox once you get home.
JC: WHAT HOME
Pedri: Where you're at right now
JC: HOW DID HE KNOW I WAS OUT
Pedri: I'm just a messenger
Iñaki: I don't get why though
Arnau: Bro just be happy you are no longer involved and shush
Pedri: I have no idea.
Francisco: Geri said that it is pointless to try to understand his logic. It is way too evolved for your braincells to comprehend.
Carlitos: IS THIS WHY YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER ALL THE DAMN TIME?!
Pedri: Nope
Francisco: Nope
Dembz: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Dembz: HE SAID JC FIRST WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!
Riqui: ??????
Dembz: He legit hijacked my accounts!
Carlitos: HUH???
Dembz: PS5 and Netflix and D+... ALL OF THEM
JC: WHAT?!?!?!?!
Sergiño: That's cruel.
Ronald: OH SHIT
Oscar: 😳😳😳😳😳
Dembz: MAN FUCK THIS.. JC WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FIRST!
Dembz: He said it himself bro why would He play me like that!!!
Oscar: To let your guard down?
Ansu: 😮😮😮😮
Carlitos: Why has he been torturing Jan like that 😂😂
JC: Ha ha very funny
Francisco:🙊🙈
Riqui:"Dembz: He said it himself bro why would He play me like that!!!" To get you to sleep early and focus
😌😌😌🤷🏼♂️😌
Dembz: 😒😒😒
Riqui: Accept it
JC: So this means I'm next⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
Ronald: God speed bro
Carlitos: I hate him
Riqui: Sure sure
Carlitos: I do
Riqui: of course
Carlitos: I do I decided I do just now.
Arnau: Of course
Carlitos: Sit down it's none of your business
Iñaki: Hostility levels are too high right now
Dembz: HOW DO I GET THESE BACK
Francisco: 🙃
Ronald: I'll help you out.
Frenkie: I leave for 3 hours...
Frenkie: What the hell happened?!?
Sergiño: Dembrook got his
Frenkie: 😳
Frenkie: But it was supposed to be JC
Pedri: So we thought
Francisco: But it was not
Frenkie: I just read! Holy crap 🙊
Riqui: And now we are lost.
Carlitos: 🙂
Frenkie: Sorry Ous🙊
Arnau: And I thought Riqui was annoying.
Riqui: Shut up
Ansu: Levels to that
Dembz: Never complaining about Ricard ever again
Riqui: Hilarious
Carlitos: You know we love you
Riqui: 💜🖕🏻💜
Carlitos: Back at you petit.
JC: How do I unsubscribe from this timeline? I would like to end this please.
Riqui: I know you are wondering what you are doing in this thing we have. We know this week has been very unusual and honestly unnecessary for you all but we just wanted to tell you we wish you the best of luck tomorrow.
Oscar: Molta Sort cracks!!
Oscar: And sorry for you have been through this week.
Arnau: 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 kick ass as you always do tomorrow!
Pedri: Best of Luck out there ladies. 🙌🏻👏🏻💪🏻💙❤ Força Barça!
Francisco: Good luck to all of you! 💙❤
Ronald: 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 All the best!!
Carlitos: Molta Sort Cracks!! 💙❤ Som-Hi!!
Alexia: Oh my God.. You weren't kidding @Riqui
Asisat: 🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿🤙🏿 Thanks my dudes!!
Asisat: Appreciate it! 💙❤
Ansu: Best of luck tomorrow cracks!!! 💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿💙❤
Asisat: Thanks my boy! 💙❤💪🏿 Get better soon we miss you out there!
Ansu: 🙏🏿💙❤ Thank you!!
Ana: Thank you so much guys!!
Aitana: You were right @Alexia ... I owe you dinner
Alexia: 😏😏
Jenni: All I know is I am getting a free dinner eitherway🙌🏻😏
Patri: 😂😂😂
Sergiño: Best of Luck tomorrow ladies👏🏼💪🏽👏🏼💙❤
Dembz: Bonne chance à toutes!!! 💙❤
JC: 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Bonne chance!!💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
Jenni: And thank you so much guys!!
Leila: 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 Thanks guys💙❤
Iñaki: All the best cracks!! You got this! 💪🏻🙌🏻👏🏻
Sandra: Thank you guys! This was a lovely surprise! I thought we were being pranked😅
Melanie: Força Barça!! 💙❤🙏🏻🙏🏻 thank you for this!
Frenkie: All the best ladies!! 💪🏻❤💙💪🏻
Marta: This means a lot guys thank you! Good luck to you guys as well!!!💙❤
Asisat: Okay.. I'm gonna split! Thanks again guys but my phone is blowing up😂😂 Best of luck to you guys as well! 💙❤ Força Barça!
Dembz: 💙❤
Asisat Left
Kheira: Merci les gars!!! C'est très gentil de votre part!! 💙❤
JC: 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽💙❤
Melanie: Thank you guys again 💙❤ Good luck to all of you.✌🏻✌🏻
Melanie Left
Lieke: ❤💙❤💙❤💙 Thank you! This truly was a very lovely gesture. Good luck to you guys as well. See you guys! @Frenkie say hi to Mikky for me 🧡
Frenkie: Will do 🧡
Lieke Left
Marta: I'm gonna go too.. Thanks again you guys
Marta Left
Riqui: How was playing at the Camp Nou.
Carlitos: You girls certainly did it justice!
Riqui: I'll say!
Caroline: It was a dream!!
Caroline: Hey!!! Thank you for the messages guys! They mean a lot.
Alexia: I still can't believe we did it.
Arnau: And you should do it again
Mapi: That is what I keep saying!
Oscar: You definitely deserve it.
Riqui: Imo you should have played there way before. Especially with an audience.
Ronald: Veeeery true.
Pedri: sighs.. hopefully it happens
Mariona: 💙❤ Thank you guys!! This is truly wonderful. 🙏🏻
Gio: ❤ how delightful you guys! Thank you
Meri: Oscar! Ari told me that you were planning on doing this😅 thought she was pulling my leg
Gio: Same!!🤣
Oscar: 😂
Meri: But thank you guys!!💙❤ I gotta go though. ✌🏻✌🏻
Meri left
Patri: I think we all should. I don't trust you guys to stay quiet😂
Leila: 🤣 We should yeah.. training!
Patri Left
Leila Left
Gio Left
Andrea: Hey!! Sorry guys! I gotta run. Thank you so much for this gesture! It is truly sweet of you! 💙❤ Good luck! 🙋🏻♀️
Andrea Left
Mariona: What a lovely surprise! Thank you boys!💙❤
Mariona: Best of luck to you as well!
Mariona: I would have liked to stay but I can't. Sorry to leave in a hurry..💙❤🙏🏻
Mariona Left
Carlitos: So what do you think of our season so far ladies? 🙄
Aitana: You guys are doing great!!
Riqui: I can sense the sarcasm all the way over to Cordoba.
Alexia: This is not it guys not it.
Jenni: So bad..
Ronald: Ouch
Jenni: He asked!
Carlitos: Could have at least let it slide easily.
Sandra: No she is right. Y'all need to get your shit together.
Oscar: We do
Caroline: And you need to figure out a way to get back to the team we all love
Pedri: We do
Andrea: Hi guys!! THANK YOU! ❤💙❤💙
Andrea: Bye guys! Good luck!!
Andrea Left
Mapi: And what is that defending!
Sergiño: 🙄🙄🙄
Oscar: I mean
Mapi: Be better
Ronald: We are trying!
Mapi: You guys are... What about the rest
Frenkie: We will be.
Alexia: Good.
Jenni: I would like to enjoy a match every once in a while
Sandra: And poor Marc! Have mercy on him!
Riqui: We would voice your concerns to the guys.. but they don't know this exists
Aitana: 😂😂😂
Mapi: Oh brother🤣
Arnau: Adult free space
Arnau: Or so I was told
Ansu: 😂 it is
Aitana: Right...
Sandra: On that note ✌🏻💙❤
Mapi: Yep.. me too. Thanks guys💙❤
Sandra Left
Mapi Left
Alexia: Well this has been fun. And someone owes me dinner now😏 so thanks guys ✌🏻 Ciao
Aitana: 🙄 yeah yeah. Bye guys!! This was lovely 💙❤
Jenni: BE BETTER PLEASE!!
Iñaki: We hope
Alexia: PLEASE
Aitana Left
Alexia: Okay bye.
Alexia Left
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Ana: ❤💙✌🏻 Ciao friends
Ana Left
Caroline: Good luck tomorrow! I hope you have a good match 💙❤
Riqui: 💙❤
Jenni: ✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻
Jenni Left
Dembz: We won't let you down. Hopefully
Caroline Left
............
Gemma: Uhh.. Hi.
Gemma: Thank you!! 💙❤ Best of luck to you too
Arnau: 💙❤
Gemma: Okay.. See you guys ✌🏻
Gemma Left
Pedri: Well this was fun
JC: They way they roasted y'all's asses though!!!😂🔥
Francisco: We deserved it. I know I do. 😕
Frenkie: We need to do better
Riqui: We do
Carlitos: You do.
Ronald: We gotta
Riqui: Yep
Oscar: 🤷🏼♂️
Arnau: Get your shit together tomorrow
Iñaki: Especially since Leo is doubtful
Arnau: *STRESS*
Iñaki: Relax your brain! Meditate, listen to some self-soothing tapes, hell Sleep!
Arnau: Haha ha very funny
Dembz: 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oscar: it really is
..........
Pedri: So um.. @JC I have a message for you
JC: Oh no
Carlitos: So you are our spokesperson now?
Pedri: I did not ask for this Carles
JC: What's the message
Pedri: ⏩"Basket received. Hope you like mine.. it shall be at your door steps in a few days. PS: Congrats on coming back and playing again after 8 months! Regards, G"