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#bonus points if whumper actually has dogs but they wanted to show off their most well-behaved pets
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CW: Pet whump It’s Take Your Pet to Work Day and everyone is bringing like their dogs and cats and stuff and then someone walks in with their human whumpee on a leash-
#bonus points if whumper actually has dogs but they wanted to show off their most well-behaved pets
#just makes me want to write like a sitcom script lmao
#they’re like ‘uhh. alex i think i gotta report this to HR’
#and ‘alex’ is like: ‘no don’t worry. they’re trained’ and they ask their whumpee to get them a coffee lmao
#look i know it’s like crack whump but c’mon it’s funny lol
#pet whump
#whump
#whump writing
#kinda?
#my whump writing
#whump prompt
#again kinda lol
#crack whump
#i think??
#collar tw
#oooh imagine whumpee begging whumper's coworkers for help
#and they happen to ask the one other person who also has a human pet at home-
#they either rat whumpee out and they’re disciplined in front of the whole office OR they offer to save them and take them home
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