#look i know it’s like crack whump but c’mon it’s funny lol

[cowboy-anon]

CW: Pet whump It’s Take Your Pet to Work Day and everyone is bringing like their dogs and cats and stuff and then someone walks in with their human whumpee on a leash-

#bonus points if whumper actually has dogs but they wanted to show off their most well-behaved pets #just makes me want to write like a sitcom script lmao #they’re like ‘uhh. alex i think i gotta report this to HR’ #and ‘alex’ is like: ‘no don’t worry. they’re trained’ and they ask their whumpee to get them a coffee lmao #look i know it’s like crack whump but c’mon it’s funny lol #pet whump #whump #whump writing #kinda? #my whump writing #whump prompt #again kinda lol #crack whump #i think?? #collar tw #oooh imagine whumpee begging whumper's coworkers for help #and they happen to ask the one other person who also has a human pet at home- #they either rat whumpee out and they’re disciplined in front of the whole office OR they offer to save them and take them home