#boper's emporium of stuff and things

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Mister Freehoof doesn't need to hear this. He's a trained professional! (This AU idea has been giving me brainrot for the past month don't mind me... Also the HEV suit gave me hell.)

#hlvrai #half life vr but the ai is sentient #hlvrai fanart #mlp au #hlvrai au #gordos feetman #hydrangea's art #I might draw the others in the future idk #boper's emporium of stuff and things

[spamtongcoolatta]

All [[SAVINGS!]] posted!

Time for [Gay rights!]!!!

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[smiley-coolatta]

Pinned

Oh, Hello and welcome, make yourself at home.

Please call me Dr. Smiley. It/He/Xey please although any neos are fine as well. No They/them though, I have trauma with those pronouns. I'm the host of the Hydrangea System.

Redoing this pinned soon!

About -

I'm an ageless non-human in a 20 year old body. Please never call me a child even if I regress, thank you. :) I'm Genderfaun, Bisexual, and mostly AroAce. Please use Dr. for me instead of Mr. I know I don't have a doctorate (yet) but it's the most gender affirming suffix for me. This is a blog solely for compiling my silly poems, art, thoughts or images I like. I enjoy the ocean, rain, old tech, dogs, weather, y2k + kidcore aesthetics and plant life the most! Will always be SFW! I don't reblog / post much fandom content here, but what you might see includes : HLVRAI, Monster Rancher (Specifically Battle Card), Digimon, Fullmetal Alchemist, Spiderman, and Beyblade! :) My dear sweet partner has a blog over at @dr-darnold-pepper!

Boundaries -

My basic boundaries can be found here. Also, please do read my dni here. Basically, I don't want freaks, racists or endos here. I'm traumagenic and endos make me uncomfortable as hell. Thank you for your understanding. :) Don't harass me for having psychosis. I don't care if you think I'm scary or crazy this is my blog, not yours. You don't own the fucking internet dude. If you don't want to see eldritch things, body horror, or mild gore, block the tag 'beating hearts'. Don't trigger yourself please! I don't find these things disturbing (in fact they help me cope) and this is my space. And don't say I didn't warn you! I'd prefer if you don't refer to me as my fictive source(s) please and thank you. Despite it being kinda obvious I don't want any extra attention especially negative stuff. You're free to send an ask about anything at any time, as long as it's not hate or harassment! :) Also anons are off for a reason. Don't try to do syscourse / lgbtq discourse with me. I just want my blog to be a safe place for others like myself who enjoy various things. I didn't ask to be this way, I just am.

Please do check out my headmates' blogs if you want!!! As well as my sub-system "other half". It's pretty cool!

My Other Half ꩜ Boper's Emporium ꩜ The Co-Host ♥ strawberrylovebug ♥ Rainbow Gremlin ▸ zipfmystery2002 ◂ Person who keeps the whole system together × MintAsterisk × A polite little Creature ✦ Bandage Boye ✦ A polite little Skeleton ✧ BoneyButtonz ✧ Good friend of mine 🝮 Hearts-Locket 🝮

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Now that it's no longer March 31st.

Get in.

DUDE DONT PUT ME IN THE FUCKING FAKE PNG???? WHAT THE HELLLLLLL 😭😭😭

Just as I'm about to sleep too... Fucked up and evil man.

#ray is made of bread #boper's emporium of stuff and things #asks

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HGHHH PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK WISH ME LUCK TOMORROW I'M GONNA THROW UP

#vent #boper's emporium of stuff and things

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Drew traditionally for the first time in years! Of course we immediately go for system stuff lmao

(Okay to tag as fandom)

#hydrangea's art #boper's emporium of stuff and things #The pouring rain #Pick up the phone #eddie headspace tag #tw blood

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Is being blurry with like 5 people what Fluorite from Steven Universe feels like? This is fucking freaky like... Whose opinion is whose anymore?

Anyways. We're gonna go watch a Ghibli movie dgtfgyutygh

#Whose tags do we even put on this? #Fuck it just gonna put everyone... Who cares lol #rambles #The pouring rain #Mint Overgrowth #boper's emporium of stuff and things #Nightowl Blues #Candles For My Circuit

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Happy trans day of visibility

I sure am visible today! =)

#I was gonna make art but I forgot what day it is an I am like 30% conscious right now SORRY! #rambles #boper's emporium of stuff and things

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SORRY FOR DISAPPEARING FOR A WEEK FHT*EQOUFGIH We apparently had a different trauma response that sent us into a full shutdown but we're back and gonna try to do things so YAY YIPPEE

#rambles #boper's emporium of stuff and things

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Look at this stupid fuckibng image. Gaze upon it and weep for it is stretched and frail, for I am stout and strengthened by pressure like the Conk of Crete.

#Cool that our 2000 post was a rb from vhs :] #rambles #boper's emporium of stuff and things

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Just woke up to get some waber and I think it'd be so epic funny to change our phone bg to half life funny men.

Pogger cool moment even

#Idk if this even makes sense rn fhgngkiuv #boper's emporium of stuff and things #rambles

[spamtongcoolatta]

Ah, nothing like writing [[Eggplant produce]] fan-fiction at 3 am because you're too anti-social/anxious to message your partner and you're too [[Viagra]] to go back to sleep.

So why not write something [bOne(r) by Memetallica] fic worthy while also capturing that sickeningly [[Sweet Ice Tea]] summer aesthetic I'm always dying to see in media.

True self indulgence is hard to come by these days because everyone's so worried about [Need help finding your audience?] in the end. Just give me people being themselves for once!!!

#50% off! #boper's emporium of stuff and things

[spamtongcoolatta]

a Peon's Pinned Post of Painis

⚓ Hello there! I'm Boper! ⚓

Welcome to my little shop of [[Cool]], where I bring you whatever morsels of humor and coolness I can find across the world wide web!

If you want to mess about, I have alternative names. Not to hide from the law though, that's illegal isn't it? =) Boper, Spam, Benny, Bee, Angel, and Neil if I want to seem normal. In order of preference, by the way.

ABOUT THIS GUY?

Where am I from? What do I look like to you, some 60 year old grandma getting an email from a distant prince who needs 1000 bucks? You don't need to know shit besides I reside in the sea and I'm approaching your door in 17 minutes and 9 seconds. =) I'm old enough to fuck. That's it. Next question. I'm not the fondest of labels. My gender is a mystery and I'm fucking your mom and your dad as I speak. People don't interest me very often, but when they do...

TOP 10 TRICKS TO NOT PISS ME OFF

10 . Don't be a Bigot! Works 100% of the time 9 . If you're not allowed within 50 feet of a school you're not allowed within 50 feet of me! 8 . Fun fact! NFT stands for N- Eat my F- Fucking ass and T- Shove a paperclip in your dick! 7 . If you shut up and let people enjoy things it'll remove the stick from your ass in 2.69420 seconds! 6 . People have mental illnesses and it's none of your business. You know what should be your business? BUYING MY WA- 5 . Now that you have the stick out of your ass, get the second, smaller and more smug stick out of your ass because JOKES ON YOU! I'm a little hater! 3 . This isn't bring your kid to work day Sharron, get that little crotch goblin OUTTA MY STORE NOW and remember to turn off your oven sweetheart. Looking forward to that macaroni casserole on Thursday 2. . Look to your dog now back to me now back to your dog now back to me, your funny green minecrap man shirt is gone and replaced with BEES!!! ANGRY AND FUCKING PISSED BEES!!!!! 1 . Tip #1, If you don't know shit, ask shit. Will always work GUARANTEED! boper-emporium .inc is not under any legal liability if this tip does in fact not work.

A huge shout-out goes to my shareholders and loyal customers!

Thank you and please shop again soon, Because you're always welcome at Boper's Emporium!

#boper's emporium of stuff and things #free sample!

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tucks you so epicly into bed

Thank you very much, valued friend! =) I'm selling you this [CHOCCY MILK BECAUSE UR EPIK] at 100% off!

I look forward to talking with you [[Tomorrow]]!

-🦋

#boper's emporium of stuff and things #asks #vhs system

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I THINK ULTRASOUNDS SHOULDN'T EXIST ACTUALLY.

#boper's emporium of stuff and things #vent

[spamtongcoolatta]

It's my first day of [[Being Employed]] and I've already seduced a man. Not just any man, a neurotic man. Who's having a sexuality crisis.

What a time to be [[Alive]]! <3

#50% off! #boper's emporium of stuff and things