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oogies-art · 1 year
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Who is your favourite so far in what in hell is bad?
And Opinions and thoughts on the four Kings?
Uh... Hi! And thanks for asking! (did you ask every blog that posts about WHB? It's fun seeing the difference in opinions, tbh) anyway! This isn't going to be short, but I hope it's fun!
Let's see... Out of the Ars' it's probably Eligos, easily. I mean, look at him, he's cute, clingy, wants to be loved, easy to bully. An all around pretty boy. What else can I ask? That he also likes being roughed up? Sitri, Leraye and Bael come as close seconds too
As for the kings... Let's start with Satan!
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Fluffy. Hair. I just love how it makes him looks like a lamb. And I completely agree with what someone said about the contrast between the suits of the nobles and his funky track suit, and the fact that he looks like the most approachable of the kings. He seems to be a more relaxed, easygoing one considering the "drinks with lesser demons" and the few snaps of him and Sitri. I think we will see four distinct sides of him: the respectable, dutiful king; the easygoing dude you can have a tea beer with; the scary, threatening demon who will remind us not to get too cozy and finally, the most intimate, "dude is Depressed" side, the part of him that lashes out to prevent tears, the part of him that can't quite gather the strength to get out of bed, the one that will gather a collective "I can fix him" reaction.
He's capable of blood manipulation, too, which is a very interesting, creativity oriented power and fits his overall theme to a T. AND, he is canonically a switch (likes both giving and receiving spankings)! His bath card, too. He looks really pretty and delicate in that one.
All in all, I love his design, and I think I'm going to like him a lot once the game is published.
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Mammon! Now, I have a few gripes about him. Starting from Obey Me!Mammon, who kinda fits on every other thing I absolutely love to see, minus the financial irresponsibility. So the bar is kinda high, because I keep comparing how much I like OM!Mamms. There's also the fact that Mammon is huge. It's an artist choice, yes, we see that with how narrow Satan's shoulders are in his cards, and the fact that Leviathan should have a more princely figure instead of really really broad shoulders. It makes sense, with Mammon, because he is pure muscle, but it's just not my type in general, and he is specially broad, as seen on his cards, past the point of the usual buff characters I like. So yeah, high expectations + too much muscle is a rough start. And then there's the feet, but I'm pretending I do not see, because that seem like something that will show up a lot.
On a more positive note, I like how they went a different route with him. He's not consumed by the need to have it all, because everything already belongs to him, and he is "generous" and "benevolent" instead, "letting" people have this and that. He could come across as a douchy, entitled ass instead of a dorky, soft idiot, so that's to be seen. Hopefully it's the second 9/10 times. He sounds like a ruthless fighter, too. Not my fav, but I don't hate him either. 7/10 ig? His tits are massive tough, and I love that. Hope he's as dumb as his tits are big.
Oh! I like his design, too. The way he creates gold from his own body, how regal his clothes look, the claws and rings, the gold and black, broken horn, really pretty! And gives a little variety. You can appreciate the twinks better with a massive dude like him around. The mirror selfie is so far my favorite card of his so far.
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Levi time! He's pretty. Really pretty. He looks like a prince, and I dare say he likes degradation. Once again, the Obey Me thoughts stike, but they feel vastly different as well. He's not a shut in otaku, but he is canonically agoraphobic (afraid of open/crowded spaces), and likes shutting himself in his coffin. He has a coffin, too! He sleeps on a coffin! And he likes getting choked of all things! Which, someone pointed out in the whb tags, is actually a risky practice, but it fits him perfectly.
I like Leviathan, probably my favorite king of the four, but I do have to say that his horns remind me of a deer more than a coral reef, and his overall look doesn't help with that. Still, the suits, the dignified demeanor, his gloves... I like the style, and I want to ruin him because of it, which fits with the overall vibe we get of him so far. He wants that. Craves it, even. And I know there's a lot of self hatred (and love, in a twisted way, which someone else kindly pointed out) there to play with. The fact that he has a harem, and probably indulges in it to some degree or the other is fantastic too. And I love me a summoner.
The free (play store) pre register bathroom card is definitely my favorite of his, but the selfie one is also beautiful. I'd say his are the prettiest cards so far, but I'm biased. Hope he has some snake things going on, since the Leviathan was a biblical sea snake/dragon/creature, and envy is often represented by the snake as well. Wouldn't complain if we can call him a doe though.
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Last but not least... Beelzebub.
His purple gems things on his pants need to go. Asap. It's just... No. The shoes are not my cup of tea either, and the pants could use a tear or two on the other leg to balance things out. The rest of Beel is actually really pretty. I like the whole tattoo and piercing thing he seems to have going on, and his horn is a favorite of mine. I love how it's implied that his food is Not Edible by anyone but him, too. It's fun that he's probably a terrible cook, considering the main outlet for gluttony is food.
He is described as "lovely", although he looks more like a little shit (positive) and I can't picture him as someone kind, yet, but definitely someone fun in one way or the other. He seems to be craving the happy chems that traveling give him, and in a loop of tossing things at his brain until one sticks for long enough to stop the Shitty Feeling. He is also the embodiment of gluttony, so it's likely that he never gets enough of it, too, and that he just wants more and more. Seeing different places, meeting new people, trying different things, doing new things, even when everything moves at a neck-break pace that he can't keep up anymore until he burns out, and then rinse and repeat. He and Satan probably struggle with their own heads a lot, too. I don't quite like his fetish, though (ironic, given that Bael has the same and he is in the top 5).
He's... Not my favorite, really, and it probably shows. But he's not terrible, and I appreciate him a little bit more after this. My favorite card of his is probably going to be the one where he has to get a shot. He looks pretty when he cries.
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Could you please do cav/valk for the ultimate ship meme?
of course! sorry this took so long, but i hope you enjoy! 💝💝💝
General:
Rate the Ship -   Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - I think they’d be kind of on-again off-again in the beginning, only because (as i think i’ve said before) they would both probably have occassional episodes of “i don’t need anyone i’m an independent woman i’m self-sufficient and i’m FINE, thank you very much” they would, however, get over themselves and begin to Heal, and they’d end up getting back together, this time permanently
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - they fucking hated eachother at first, then they were forced to spend time together, then they voluntarily spent time together, THEN they woke up after pub night cuddling in valk’s bed 
How was their first kiss? - it was a quick peck on the lips the day after their first real date. they were sparring, and cav managed to pin valk to the mat. then, she smirked at valk, and kissed her real quick, before hopping up and heading off to the showers. valk just lies there, trying to process everything, before cav comes back wearing only a towel (still smirking oh god meghan loves women) and saying that she forgot her water bottle. she pauses before going back to the showers, turns, and asks valk if she’s coming. God. Meghan is going to have a heart attack
Wedding:
Who proposed? - valk! big stronk buff lady proposes to her ~seductive~ brazilian gf. it’s very nice. they were on a cliff by the ocean in meghan’s hometown, watching the sunset after a day spent hiking up to a picnic spot. 
Who is the best man/men? - for valk: blackbeard. for cav: vigil (capitão walks her down the aisle) 
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - for valk: ash. for cav: 
Who did the most planning? - it is so bold to assume they didn’t just have one of their friends officiate their cliffside pickup wedding. they told everyone in rainbow bc they needed witnesses other than the wedding party. the whole thing was planned in like a week 
Who stressed the most? - both! >:)) they were both panicking like “oh god is this the right decision oh god oh no i don’t wanna hurt her” but then the day came, they got married, and surprise! the world didn’t end!
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - cav texted her brothers abt it, but she knew they wouldn’t be able to make it. they did all send her paragraphs about how proud and happy they are, with some Good Sibling Teasing mixed in too :) 
Sex:
Who is on top? - they switch, but usually cav 
Who is the one to instigate things? - valk is horny american lady. that is all. 
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - pretty long ig i really don’t know??? long enough for them both to be satisfied???? 
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yeah 
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - none!!!! they are chaos aunts!!! 
How many children will they adopt? - NONE!!!!! THEY ARE CHAOS AUNTS!!!
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - they would rather talk about their emotions than deal with diapers
Who is the stricter parent? - when they babysit for other ops, valk is the strict one, but only by a little
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - valk
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - valk!!!! 
Who is the more loved parent? - for mischief, cav. for exploration and adventure, valk
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - neither
Who cried the most at graduation? - they both teared up a little bit :*)
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - cav cav cav cav cav cav cav
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - cav. she doesn’t trust her caucasian wife to successfully season food 
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - valk (iT’s So SpiCy)
Who does the grocery shopping? - valk. last time she and cav both went cav tried to steal something 
How often do they bake desserts? - as often as they can! 
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - meat lover for both of them 
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - valk. she gets maestro to help 
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - valk
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - valk
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - valk. she just likes it when things are neat!
Who is really against chores? - cav. rebel child 
Who cleans up after the pets? - they both do! they take turns 
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - cav
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - valk 
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - cav, the one time she cleaned the living room. valk tried to take it as rent, despite it being cav’s house
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - valk 
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - valk. they surf together
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - they put up a sign that says “christmas” or something. that’s it
What are their goals for the relationship? - happiness and partnership :)
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - valk. cali girl lookin ass 
Who plays the most pranks? - cav >:)
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