#but anon this ask came ay a beautiful time cause as i was writinf this ranboo was building his vault

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What if...Ranboo’s other half is just an albino piglin that’s why he really likes golden carrots and gold in general even though he has no real use for it

OHHOHOHOHOHHO THATS SO CUTE

he doesn't have. very many physical piglin traits- not only is his enderman half a lot more dominant, but he has a small amount of shapeshifting magic that allows him to shift the more obvious parts away. it's already bad enough that hes half enderman, but if everyone knew his other half was not only another hostile mob, but a piglin? well. he sees how they treat technoblade, and he doesn't want that for himself.

he keeps his red eye, the small tusks that look enough like the fangs protruding from his top gums to be played off as 'just another pair of fangs', and long ear. hes lucky both endermen and piglins are semi-digitigrade and have long ears, because man would it be a hassle to move around with two different types of legs, and he can only imagine the audio hell that would come from having one long ear and one short ear.

most of his traits come out in his personality and habits. he finds himself eating golden foods more often than any other type, grunting and snorting in response to questions, and- most importantly- hoarding gold.

hed compare it to how he feels about picking up blocks. theres a safety in it, a warmth. when he holds gold his chest and veins bubble with warmth, and his entire body fills with a buzzing energy. keeping that gold safe and sound feels as natural to him as keeping a small child safe. he needs to protect it, otherwise he'd feel like a failure of a human being.

the only other people who are allowed to even see his gold are the people he trusts wholeheartedly. tubbos been allowed to see it for a good long while, and niki and fundy were able to as well before.... well. you know. it shocks him a little, one day, when he sees phil and techno next to a piece of gold he left out and he feels perfectly fine with them being near it.

#answered #anonymous #dsmp #ranboo #ohhhhh seraph would LOVE this ask w/ the whole technodad au they have... pspspss mx. ravenflight come get ur food #ngl when i saw the preview for this ask in my activity feed i thot it was gonna be 'what if ranboo is half albino enderman' #just. 'yeah no i dont have another half i just have vitiligo dude' #but anon this ask came ay a beautiful time cause as i was writinf this ranboo was building his vault #and mentioned how he doesnt know why he has so much gold but he just really really likes it