Ranboo Headcannons

-Ranboo used to be a really good fighter based in his speed and agility on hypixel but he majorly bulked up once he joined the Dream SMP because of his constant grinding.

-Because of this he doesn’t fight as much because his old style doesn’t fit anymore because he isn’t as fast as before, but he still knows a lot about fighting and sometimes shocks people with his skill.

-Phil is still amazed by Ranboo’s long range shots and accurate precision

-Ranboo lies and says it’s his ender sight because he refuses to talk about his time on hypixel

ok here’s the one character you all can simp for

alice do be pretty tho

Ranboo

i just woke up from a dream where ranboo’s chat was in ender particle form and he all of a sudden yelled ‘blankie time’ and wrapped up chat with a blanket like a burrito and then picked it up and ran away and i don’t know where it came from i just wanted to put into your heads the image of a tall man running with a blanket burrito full of ender particles

YES I LOVE THIS PART PLS I HAVENT SEEN BATIM IN SO LONG LMAO

he salty

Ranboo playing bendy for ‘lore’ has the same energy as Tubbo writing off all the amazon purchases he makes on stream as business expenses and you can’t tell me otherwise

quick someone add ranboo to the compilation videos of youtubers reacting to jacksepticeye in the game

go go go go go /j

The fact that ranboo is playing batim for inspiration and is pointing out all the stuff he loves about the design of the game both makes me happy and terrified

I join ranboos stream and he’s playing BATIM, and is at Shawn Flynn’s tape, life is good.

head in hands

all of my memories of this game, it’s development, and the small part of the fandom i interacted with are flooding back. i dunno how to feel,,,,,

anyways boris my beloved

Not enough of y’all utilize c!Ranboo being terrified of the enderwalk in your angst and that’s upsetting

When did I subscribe to Ranboo, I'm a poor little man, how am I subbed?

Two little shits and their adoptive pigson is something that can be so personal actually

if you told me id ever also simp over a mf named boris, i would have punched you. but here i am.

boris has such dominating aura...and a really nice voice too.

I was watching ranboo play a horror game (idk cause someone having a “cool cool cool” response to demons is funny) and this chat moment made me giggle so much. 

I made ranboo inspired shoes last night while watching the subathon and I kind of love them

the ran man, the boo boy

i really really really want ranboo to play detroit become human itd be awesome