c!fundy was the last to die. He was also invisible. He probably had the best chance to escape and did manage to run around the room unnoticed but his pants gave him away
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The Dream SMP and specially Wilbur's family history sounds so much like Greek mythology it's unreal.
Wilbur is Philza's son. Philza is the Angel of Death. You're not quite sure who is his mother though. Some attribute that title to Kristin the Goddess of Death, others don't. maybe he's a god, maybe he's a demi god... Who knows at this point.
He had a son called Fundy. With someone names Sally. Was she a mermaid? An nymph? A shapeshifter? An actual fish? Some say that despite being able to turn into a human they hooked up while she was in the form of a salmon. (That's some Zeus or Apollo type shit)
Than there's that she might have died (or not?) and actually Fundy was born from Wilbur's toe (AGAIN that's some Zeus type shit). Or maybe he didn't.
Wilbur got with Sally, Quackity, maybe even Schlatt.
Fuck some people in the fandom say Tommy is Wilbur's brother, some say he isn't... Tubbo might be too. What is this genealogical tree? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wilbur creates and leads a country! It works and it's grand! Everything goes wrong right afterwards though. Look at any Greek hero story and that's very common.
Wilbur dies and goes to Limbo, comes back and that's a whole thing.
Ghostbur gives a material that supposedly made people be less sad.. (wow this sounds a step away from being a deity you pray to bring you sadness away).
Fundy can kinda see the future (through his dreams). Calm down there oracle.
There's also that version of the story that's that you hate and always ignore like “Philip Watson says that Wilbur always played with explosives when he was younger” but since it's an actual first source you have to include it if you made a formal article about it.
And that's not to mention DreamXD, Foolish, Tommy and Techno's Theseus speach and all that...
It's like, everyone can tell this family history in a different way.
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"With Wilbur, Tommy, Tubbo,.. and Eret."
out of all things meant to be, this is up there on the list
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lol btw when you try to pretend the discs don't mean anything you're switching the "you hesitated?" conversation from 'victim having to choose between his friend's life or freedom from his abuser' over to 'teen being torn between his friend's life and some vinyls' and it's infuriating actually!!!
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Tommy posted on his Instagram story!
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as cool as lines are on the dream smp. as raw as they are in interactions, as great as they are.
i dont think anything will come close to tommy sitting above the clouds, looking down at the ground and destruction below him, rambling off then going a bit quiet before
"he was only here to watch me."
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We Did It, Folks.
Technoblade’s Entirely Average Babysitting Gig, Chapter Three: This Could Have Been Done Over Email is now out! We are done! 34,000 words and counting :D
What is Technoblade’s Entirely Average Babysitting Gig?
a dark sbi comedy fic featuring fucked up little chicken man tommy, evil literal corpse wilbur, villain crowfather Phil who loves his sons and LOVES his cool amazing sexy online evil girlfriend, and techno. just techno. babysitting and hijinx ensue. Completed, rated G, 34.2k words.
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