#but c'moooon

[cry-bastion]

this level of sexiness is certainly not allowed

#rik mayall #the new statesman #alan b'stard #good gawwwwwd #the way this show was so obviously exploiting him for a female audience #lmao #idk if he smokes cigars after s1 #but c'moooon #you cannot tell me they put that in for innocent reasons #i luv him #80s #british television

[bumblingbabooshka]

 🗣🚨 YAOI ALERT 🚨🗣 [TEXT: Neelix took a seat next to Tuvok. He hoped the Vulcan would make some comment about his story, but a long silence ensued. Neelix found himself feeling unaccountably nervous, reading into Tuvok's silence a general disapproval - and yet, what could he expect? From the moment they first met, Tuvok had been aloof and judgmental. Nonetheless, his opinion mattered to Neelix, and so, inwardly chastising himself for doing so, he turned to the somber man. "So, Mr. Vulcan...what did you think of my story?" Another silence. Neelix felt himself begin to perspire. Why wasn't Tuvok answering him? Had he embarrassed himself that fully? He felt his heart beating in his chest. "I know I've done some awful things in my life," he stammered, "but I've tried to make up for them. I hope you won't hold what I've told you against me..." He trailed off lamely, his words sounding hollow. Tuvok turned slowly to look at him, his dark visage glistening in the heat of the setting sun. His eyes seemed to pierce Neelix's brain. He stared like that for a full moment before he spoke. "I found it an exceptional story. You have complexities, and courage, I would never have imagined." Neelix couldn't believe what he was hearing - Tuvok was actually complimenting him! He felt a little shiver of pleasure, but he couldn't for the life of him think of anything to say in return...] Source: Pathfinders by Jeri Taylor

#Tuvok/Neelix #WHAT WAS THE MOMENT FULL OF. HUH? #NEELIX'S CRUSH ON TUVOK IS SO REAL #Tuvok: Ugh Neelix. #Neelix: -tells a story about how he used to be a criminal and has had a lot of angst and heartbreak in his life- #Tuvok: Wo w......-twirling hair- I didn't know you like...had complexity. You're like such a tortured soul ..... #Neelix: ('I didn't imagine you had complexities or courage' flying over his head) O mmmghmygod #I know Tuvok is just saying 'I didn't imagine you would have had a past like that given how cheerful you are now' #like those 'we all have the homies whose jovial nature can't quite hide their aura of sadness' posts #But I think his phrasing is funny - especially bc the author is using commas to mimic how he pauses in his speech #Also him just straight up not responding to Neelix is funny. DUDE. C'MOOOON. <3 #CAN WE TALK ABOUT NEELIX'S HARDCORE CRUSH ON TUVOK??? THAT DESCRIPTION??? #I'm so sorry there is NO straight and friendly explanation for 'his dark visage glistening...his eyes seemed to pierce [my] mind...' #SHIVERING IN PLEASURE???? NEELIX. #Novel Experiences #Neelix is so hopelessly in love with Tuvok he is sustaining himself on CRUMBS #If Tuvok gave Neelix a pencil Neelix would treasure it forever - HELP HIM. #they are so highschool despite being in their (nebulous middle age?) and (hundreds) #Tuvix #Tuvok #Neelix #I love how there's not really even a straight excuse reason for why Neelix likes Tuvok IN PARTICULAR so much #Almost as if- #voy

[crees-a]

Guuuuyssss

#Let's talk about sb #Let's talk about sun and moon #Let's talk about sams #Or your aus #Or your fanfics #Or your headcanons #C'moooon

[albatris]

a vote for nat is a vote for scrungly rescue cats and eating the rich

1 vote = 1 kis for his little forehead

@original-character-championship

#nat propaganda #ooo you wanna vote for himb #you wanna vote so bad #look at him c'moooon he's just a lil guy #art adventures with logan #a rental car takes a left down rake street and disappears

[bougiebutchbitch]

A dominatrix, literally talking about the benefits of subbing: “It’s about being completely open. And trusting. If you can learn to be that vulnerable with another person, it changes you.”

House: *looks very sad and kinda hopeful at the end of an entire episode about how he struggles to be open and trusting*

#THIS BITCH GOTTA SUB #C'MOOOON #house md #never forget #brat king <3

[freakingpeepseverywhere]

eepy chickens.

#this post is about chicken run. i am fuckign thinking about sleepy rocky again. and it SUCKS. THAT THERES NO CONTENT MADE OF THIS CONCEPT. #like!! c'moooon!! please?? please can we have this?? #everyone else has there eepy characters yet somehow WE can't?? #aardman #chicken run #also if its in the sequel. no one tell me. please. i've been trying so hard to avoid spoilers. for once in my life. NO SPOILYS.

[skloomdumpster]

feeling normal about the fact Bloom is still shorter than Sky even wearing THOSE heels

#skloom #otp: garbage fire #stress levels of a small dog #C'MOOOON #also sky's reaction to that dress was way too wholesome #i'd be spitting filth #even bloom gives him more of a Let Me Climb You look than he does her lol

[weeb-polls-with-pip]

Tfw Sentai Filmworks is having a Halloween sale, but they're not selling the Higurashi blu-ray anymore

#not poll related #i didn't buy it last year when it was only like $22 and now i REGRET IT #WHERE IS IT SENTAI WHERE 😭 dont tell me it's out of print already c'moooon

[miscelliteeous]

Gone 3 months without being able to draw, now mildly annoyed that I can't instantly draw like how I drew 3+ months ago

#I feel like that *pokes thing with a stick* “c'moooon do something” meme #except instead I'm like *pokes me with a stick* “C'moooon freaking draw already” #like I can barely even hold a pencil as long without my arm hurting as I could before and its driving me batty #I just wanna draw myself smoochin an 8 foot melodramatic boooooy #rant over sorry for complaining I'm just sad I can't instantly get back to it

[k66-official]

keroro have u ever tried to start a real acting career

All that work to get some of that footage, but it seems the tape's degraded quite a bit... Oh, well, I suppose it has been a few thousand years, kero! Maybe I'll see if I can convince the platoon to do another production with me...

#sgt frog #keroro gunso #keropost #the scottish play curse is super real i'll tell you that yessir! #slipped up one day and the stage blood i was working with started LEAKING EVERYWHERE #and it took like an hour to clean up and it was so so gross!! #giroro doesnt believe me he says i was probably too rough with it. but c'moooon #-k66 #and now a word from our host: #i did not go back to review any of the canon on this subject so any inaccuracy is. its not real its a creative liberty duhh obviously #same with 'why the hell is the technologically advanced species using vhs tapes' dont think too hard about it #i just wanted to play with the filters :)

[shippadoracompulsiva78]

could someone explain why every time I enter the "pro harry james potter" tag, only appear snape's stans? like what the fuck i want to see someone recognize my potter boy and not fucking snivellus.

#like c'MOOOON DUUUDE #pro harry james potter #harry james potter #harry deserves better #fuck snape #ew

[ofhope-a]

“A 'taste' of Celestia?”

Any built tension dissolves into a burst of giggles, the hand that once cradled so delicately his chin now at his neck, thumb sweeping across the skin. It was sweet, almost too sweet, his poetic phrases never failing to capture in some regard. It was a wonder how he manifested words for every which thing, how his every feeling could be surmised with two, three, carefully chosen words.

“Here,” she says, guiding a bandaged hand to lay at her hip, “You're warm. I thought, you know, with being an Anemo bearer and all, you'd be kind of chilly,” this close, Yoimiya can catch the scent of a plant not found locally, of some kind of fruit she couldn't quite put a name to, the telltale signs of an adventurer, a wandering poet. “Just between you and me, I've wanted to do this for a while.”

Before any further words can be spoken, Yoimiya knocked the tips of their noses together, grinning as she pressed their lips together. Plush were his lips, lightly chapped from the here and there wind of Inazuma, soft all the same -- however many seconds pass, Yoimiya hadn't an idea, and though she may depart, she ghosts merely an inch away.

“So...? Thiiink you could write a poem based on just that, or do you need more material?”

@scarlxtleaves // continued!

#AHA #So it was YOU I sent an ask to while half awake! #I guess Yoimiya just really wanted a kiss. The heart wants what the heart wants... #And c'moooon Kazu! Just be a liiittle red!

[reinabeestudio]

(leaves the inbox quivering) ok which one of you sent me That

#yomiel speaks #MESSAGES THAT WAKE ME THE HELL UP SO FAST #WHO WAS IT!!!!!!!!!!!! YKNOW WHO U ARE CMON COME OUT!!!! #WASNT IT ENOUGH WITH THE B*UE ASK FROM LAST NIGHT HUH!!!! #I JUST WANNA TALK. (hides bat behind the door) JUST A FRIENDLY CHAT. c'moooon reveal yourself #'yomiel shouldnt u post the ask first' i am fu;cugking recovering from it ok gimme a minute. hour. year

[albatris]

ok I mean nat's hypnotism is fucking terrifying actually like I don't blame zeke for getting freaked out by it lmao. just even the concept of it. like. nat is v sweet and nice with it with his friends but when he's using it for Nefarious Purposes I'm just kinda :)))))) yikes, man????

#like yeah zeke bro i get it #i do #quinn is also often subject to friendly nat hypnotism but quinn is unfazed because quinn is. quinn #i think quinn wants nat to do More Interesting Stuff with them under hypnosis while nat is just like :((((((( #but YEAH lmao. like. imagine ur a bastard. then this guy (????) just super sneaky pricks you with one of his claws (???!?!?!) then #the next thing u know ur outside in some secluded area n ur like what. n u have Bad Vibes so you try to bolt then this guy is like #no dont do that can you come over here and let me kill you? :3 #and part of you is like ''dude no?? wtf??'' but oh ok ur body is already moving and now he is EXTREMELY close n ur like #nope do not want and you are panicking even though your fingernails are also scratching frantically at #your own neck trying to break the skin because Your Blood Wants To Be Out :) #like??? this guy wants to suck out all ur blood like ur a human juice box and your blood is FIRMLY on his side about this #n he's all up in your brain but he's kinda lazy with it bc ur comfort is not really his priority so he's really only manipulating you #enough to make you Not Run and just. regardless of ur own personal FEELINGS about the fact that your blood #needs to get out of your body and into his stomach. you are more frantic to make that happen than you are to not make that happen #and then you are dead :) #but i cannot emphasise enough that in this scenario you are a deeply unpleasant person #and nat is a sweet boy who has done no wrong in his life ever and just wants a little snack #c'moooon you're not gonna deny this poor sad little vampire a little snack are you :((( you monster :((( #but yeah anyway i just wrote a lil bit of Evil Nat Manipulation Time n he's very nonchalant abt it but as a reader and a writer #its just like #hey??? hey dude???? that's fucking horrifying jesus christ??? #bruh???? #Your Blood Wants To Listen To Him! Your Blood Yearns To Be Free! It Has Better Things To Do!! Release Your Delicious Blood Pls #you are fully abt to get murdered and your own blood is just absolutely rooting for the murderer which is very funny as a concept but #probably horrifying to experience #even ur brain which is like No Thank You!!!!!! also just has this horrible compelling ITCH in it that. just kinda makes you wanna :) #but yeah i lied earlier when i said nat doesnt use hypnotism for much. of course he fucking does lmao he's a lazy bitch and we love #him for that. bars are crowded. its not feasible to lure every creepy human piece of garbage out with ur wits and charm if you want to #eat them especially if you have no wits and charm and you are in fact a weird little gremlin of a man who unsettles people #just a quick little pinprick with a bloodied claw to get some garble all up in their veins n no one will notice!

[neutronian]

not to be a contrary little shit but i am now more interested in cole than ever

#just finished relistening to the episodes with him in it #and i am more convinced than ever that emotionally he hasn't betrayed base #like i can accept him shifting to the flinchites in order to work on something he clearly has a passion for #base clearly wouldn't be able to do that and over didn't seem interested #also he had mikey's back re: lying about overmike c'moooon he's not all bad! #AND he's a note-taker. i like him immediately for that #woe.begone #i do wonder why punished was trying to stop them from saving him though #e speaks #that deal with ty is going to come back to haunt him. preemptive f

[freakingpeepseverywhere]

ok, but now i just thought.. is there such a thing as a sun + mercury dynamic?

#i've seen stuff about sun and moon but what about other planets? #y'know how mercury is the closest to the sun? what if it can represent a close bond. platonic or romantic #i don't know if anyone else thinks this but like. c'moooon. theres SO many missed opportunities! #Ayo the Peeps Here