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#but damn i forgot hiw dark those old disney movies were
blueflyingturtleontheway
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I just watched Aladdin for the first time in years and my goodness I forgot how great this movie was
#yes we got him executed
#my post
#babbling blue
#the og animated aladdin of course
#now im wondering why we pronounce it as alladyn in Polish
#even though the spelling isnt changed
#but damn i forgot hiw dark those old disney movies were
#as in i love how dark they were
#dark as it
#and while were at ut can we talk about HOW TERRIBLE IT ALL WAS TO JASMINE
#whos an absolute queen and girlboss but thats a different topic
#but really its just
#in one day she decided she has finally enough and decided to ran away from her life leave her father and raja
#then she almost got her hand cut off and was chased and realized just how bad life in agrabah is to rehular people
#she met this really nuce guy maybe she fell in love maybe she just started ro like him because of everything they shared
#AND THEN SHE LEARNS HES GIT EXECUTED BECAUSE OF HER
#SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW HIS NAME HE COULD BE HER FIRST REAL FRIEND BUT HE DIED BECASUE SHE WAS IRRESPONSIBLE
#and then it seems like she has to marry another asshole and this one has really won her father over oh no
#but hey its the guy!!! hes not dead!!! sure it uh kinda changes everything but it means they have even more in common and she can marry him!
#AND THEN JAFAR HAPPENS
#SHE THINKS ALADDIN HAS DIED 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
#THEY ARE TORTURED AND AT THE MERCY OF A MONSTER
#WHO WANTS TO FORCE HER TO MARRY HIM
#and she has to pretend shes into him and KISS HIM TO SAVE THEM ALL
#(THIS is genuine heroism guys)
#and THEN SHE ALMOST DIES
#and its all in the span of??? THREE DAYS???
#WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
#(yes i know this movue is 30 years old shutup)
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