#whos an absolute queen and girlboss but thats a different topic

[blueflyingturtleontheway]

I just watched Aladdin for the first time in years and my goodness I forgot how great this movie was

#yes we got him executed #my post #babbling blue #the og animated aladdin of course #now im wondering why we pronounce it as alladyn in Polish #even though the spelling isnt changed #but damn i forgot hiw dark those old disney movies were #as in i love how dark they were #dark as it #and while were at ut can we talk about HOW TERRIBLE IT ALL WAS TO JASMINE #whos an absolute queen and girlboss but thats a different topic #but really its just #in one day she decided she has finally enough and decided to ran away from her life leave her father and raja #then she almost got her hand cut off and was chased and realized just how bad life in agrabah is to rehular people #she met this really nuce guy maybe she fell in love maybe she just started ro like him because of everything they shared #AND THEN SHE LEARNS HES GIT EXECUTED BECAUSE OF HER #SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW HIS NAME HE COULD BE HER FIRST REAL FRIEND BUT HE DIED BECASUE SHE WAS IRRESPONSIBLE #and then it seems like she has to marry another asshole and this one has really won her father over oh no #but hey its the guy!!! hes not dead!!! sure it uh kinda changes everything but it means they have even more in common and she can marry him! #AND THEN JAFAR HAPPENS #SHE THINKS ALADDIN HAS DIED 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO #THEY ARE TORTURED AND AT THE MERCY OF A MONSTER #WHO WANTS TO FORCE HER TO MARRY HIM #and she has to pretend shes into him and KISS HIM TO SAVE THEM ALL #(THIS is genuine heroism guys) #and THEN SHE ALMOST DIES #and its all in the span of??? THREE DAYS??? #WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS #(yes i know this movue is 30 years old shutup)