#but for my starkercest ppl yall can run with it too even if that aint my favorite

[winterspiderpurrs]

Okay but like.. combining several fic tropes

*Tony Starks Bio son[Peter] kidnap when a baby/toddler

*genuis Peter, but being smart, don't pay rent= Stripper Peter[ maybe he in college on scholarships or on his 2/3 doctorate]

*someone getting married there is a bachelor party = Peter gets hired with a group and visits Stark/Avenger Tower

*Peter's fingers get scanned=maybe there is a delay for whatever reason

*When the results get sent to Tony's glasses Peter is already in mid lap dance

Peter may or may not be Spiderman-dealer's choice

#writing prompt #like.... i really like the idea of the SCREECH Tony does at the person who Peter is dancing for “get your hands off my son!” #i want it to be #winterspider #or even #spidershield #but for my starkercest ppl yall can run with it too even if that aint my favorite #omg imaging Peter is giving the dance to Tony when this pops up #im in stitches laughing about this #i need someone to write it #peter parker x bucky barnes #starker #shieldspider #winterspidershield #winterspiderpurrs