#but hunter asked her if they could instill a gloating clause in this unofficial contract and she said ''oh absolutely. obviously''

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No offense but I want Hunter to brag about him and willow next episode I don't care how out of character it is.

I want Eda to exorcise Belos out of puppet!Raine's body and for Hunter to stand over the shambling, melting corpse of the man who abused him and scream "you think you could hurt me? You think you could keep me down? Kill me? WELL YOU CAN'T. AND I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT AFTER I AROSE FROM THE GRAVE, I GOT A GIRLFRIEND. WE HELD HANDS FOR 3 WHOLE SECONDS. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, 3! YOU TRIED TO LEAVE MY BODY RIDDLED WITH SCARS??? JOKES ON YOU! SHE THINKS THAT'S HOT!!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, "UNCLE"???!!!!!" With Zeno doing his best unhinged hunter voice as Caleb fucking Fortnite dances in the background and Belos thrashes about in pain at the mention of premarital hand holding

#ramblings of a lunatic #the owl house #toh #hunter toh #huntlow #hi this is the stupidest thing I've ever said and I'm cackling at the mental image of it #it's the fucking filthy frank vs bane meme. ''i killed you and i will kill you again caleb'' ''gotta go through my girlfriend first'' #btw him and willow aren't together yet. like they discussed it briefly while wandering the collectors the halls #and decided not to get together until the apocalypse is over and they're both really happy with that #but hunter asked her if they could instill a gloating clause in this unofficial contract and she said ''oh absolutely. obviously''