#but i'm back to my giffing nonsense now 💖 | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

nincompoopydoo · 3 years

Note

Please more Theseus x reader. Anything Theseus x reader.

FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE

PAIRING: Theseus Scamander x reader WORD COUNT: 1.1k SUMMARY: Theseus attempts to convince you to leave your desk. A/N: enjoy some ✨Theseus content✨Please let me know what you think. gif by @movie-gifs from this gifset support my writing through ko-fi💖 MASTERLIST

"Well, what do we have here?"

You shift your weary eyes from the parchment within your hands to the figure standing by your desk. Through strained eyes, you could barely perceive the man before you yet at the sight of the recognisable curl of his hair and drawl of his voice. You know exactly who it is.

Theseus Scamander, an intelligent wizard with an odd love for hickory woolen coats, beams down at you, brows raised with slight amusement. He stretches his fingers, tapping on the edge of your desk. "You should really leave this desk."

You can't help but scowl, gaze fixated on the way his index finger meets the corner of the mahogany desk. "Pardon me but this," you gesture to the scatter of documents laid across the surface of the table, barely any space for your elbows to rest. "This is all because of you."

Theseus clicks his tongue with disapproval followed by a deep sigh, blinking up to the ceiling. "Darling, you do know blaming my actions, which was done with every right intention, will do you no good."

You purse your lips, not even attempting to hide your now apparent glare. "Don't call me darling, Scamander."

This seems to have made the wizard even more amused than before. He casually props himself by the edge of your desk, much to your dismay. You maintain your gaze on him while his eyes flit around personal objects and ornaments that surround you. A peek through the window of your life outside of the Ministry.

While you busy yourself in the effort of shoving him off the table, begging him to leave you in peace before you lose your patience and all sense of your composure, Theseus has taken notice of a framed-photographed. You and four boys, moving with delight and laughter. You look younger when photographed. The weariness of your eyes ceases to exist.

He plucks the photograph from all the clutter, your photographed smile surrounded by boyish ones becomes clearer to his sight. You merely groan.

"Scamander—"

"So, these boys...are your brothers?" His question is coated with pure curiosity with a hint of tease, albeit he genuinely does want to know.

You eye him for a moment before articulating words that reflect the true sarcastic witch you are, a trait you inherited from your mother. "No, I'm just a serial bigamist."

Theseus laughs in response to your tone of hilarity. "You are married. Is that why you refuse to mingle in my presence?"

You scoff, cheeks burning at his words. Your hands reach out for the picture frame, yet he manages to hurl away from your grasp. You huff with frustration. "You're being utterly nonsensical. Now, give that back to me—"

"Or am I not husband material?"

In a swift movement, your wand emerges within your grasp. The photograph flies from his grip and into the open drawer with one quick swoop.

You maintain eye contact, cautiously tucking your wand aside. "Frankly, you're the last man I'll ever marry."

Your bickering words pierce straight to his heart. It's friendly banter, he knows it, but any man deemed worthy in your presence is the true winner in a life full of disappointments of love and kinship. His faltering smile isn't perceptible, but your sharp eyes are bound to catch the shift in his mood. Thus, he tries his best to maintain a smile.

"Famous last words."

Your cheeks are still burning. Furiously.

"Is there anything I can do for you, or are you here just to pester me?"

“Definitely the latter. Come away with me.” Theseus says, leaning over to only snatch the parchment away from your fingers. He places it aside and watches the turn of your brows.

“What?”

Theseus lifts himself from the desk, shifting in his stance. “Let me take you to dinner. Leaky Cauldron—we could have that steak and kidney pie you always crave.”

If you know any better, he was seeking to distract you from the wrongs he had done that nearly cost you your job and was assigned with stacks of paperwork to mend the mistakes of a mission he led. Now, he is tempting you to leave your desk.

Frankly, he is very convincing.

“And why would I accept such an invitation, Scamander?”

He tucks his hands into the pockets of his slacks in hopes of concealing his sudden need to fidget with his fingers, nearly squirming under your unwavering stare. The last thing he wants is to upset you. “Well, take it as an apology gift. Order whatever you want. It’s my treat.”

You laugh, it comes out like a puff of hot air. “Wouldn’t be much of a gift if I was paying, wouldn't it?”

Right. You’re quick, sharp, and painfully witty. Charming, to say the least. This is the longest the two of you have spoken without having to argue about unnecessarily placed criticisms towards one another. You are blatantly stubborn, and Theseus tends to forget to put aside his arrogance and proneness to be annoyingly priggish in the name of law instead of doing what is truly right. You have always been the perceptive Auror. Merlin, you might as well be running the whole department.

Yet, there always has competition between the two of you. All for a pretentious raise in terms of money, power, and position. You used to be friends during his days of Auror training. Great friends, actually. You were as immaculate and beautiful as you are now.

You still are.

He finds himself raising his brow, beckoning you to further accept his proposition. It's true, your mind needs rest. Paperwork is after all only made for fresh minds.

You exhale deeply, leaning back into your chair as your fingers tap against the carelessly placed quill in thought. With a beat and another sigh, your eyes find him once more. “Very well. I’ll have dinner with you. For old times’ sake.”

He nods, lips curving into a smile. “For old times’ sake.”

The chair creaks as you push it back to stand. It echoes against the walls and through the emptiness of the office, merely lit by your desk lamp and a light fixture by the corner of the place. You collect your coat hung over the back of your chair and tap him on the shoulder. “And I am capable enough to pay for my own meal, Theseus.”

For the first time in many years, you call him by his first name—no dreadful tone to it. Truly content.

He watches you eye him with the turn of your head, shoes clicking against tiled floors as you pass him and make your way towards the lift. Theseus laughs, trailing behind you. “Suit yourself, then.”

#theseus scamander #theseus scamanderx reader #theseus scamander oneshot #theseus scamander imagine #theseus scamander x you #fantastic beasts and the crimes of grindelwald #crimes of grindelwald #theseus imagine

656 notes · View notes

septemberrie · 3 years

Note

Wanted to drop a line and check in. Noticed you haven’t been posting as much and I just wanted to see how you are, basically that I miss you and hope your ok!💖💖

As a closeted fatefan you have been so amazing because I love Silrah **Saul can step on my throat any day** and Rivusa and I feel like most fans have a main ship but you give equal love and goodinesss! Tempting fate was the hottest thing I've ever seen and the gifs where just incredible!!!!

I love your metas about the fate winx saga and agree with like 100% of what you have to say! Hand to god you and skloom dumpster *which I found through you* btw are all I see in the fate tag. The turn around you guys have done on my bad days is insane! Would totes nominate y’all for the queens of this fandom💗💗

ANON!! this is the sweetest thing anyone ever sent me, marry me???

*Saul can step on my throat any day* HARD SAME babe, HARD SAME, same with Riven okay boy can get it, how can I pick a fave ship when there are so many hot malewives and lovely girlbosses to pick from??? I'm with you anon, i'm with you, there's too many insane characters to enjoy to limit myself!

(and pinging @fitztragedy who's responsible for the graphics in Tempting Fate, isn't she a fucking dream to co-write with)

and I am ✨ flattered ✨ to be put in the same category as @skloomdumpster , no joke without her I wouldn't still be here swimming upstream 6-8 months later in this silly tiny lovely fandom, but I love each and every person who throws nonsense in the Fate tag because that's what fandom is for, it brings me so much joy, too, I'm so glad we have ghost Fate fans like you!!!

and you are a doll for checking in, tysm. I am doing ok!! 💕 My fandom goes in phases and I'm in a bit of the "ebb" right now but rest assured I am lurking, biding my time before I jump back in, and actually the reason I'm a little "spent" rn is I'm lost in the sauce of my current WIP, it's gonna be a doozy (at least 60k at this point eek) I'm at that point right before the highest hill, I just gotta get over the hump and it's all downhill from there, I'm just dragging my feet getting there.

#i just wanna say this honestly made my week #and honestly this is gonna be what pushes me back into the 'flow'#so thank you ghost fate nonny!#I LOVE YOU!!!#answered #anonymous

11 notes · View notes

bourbon-ontherocks · 4 years

Note

3(yes, I want to hear moooore!), 15, 17 for the asks!

Bhahaha, you asked for moar??? 💖

3. rant. just do it

So. Since it's you, and a few people have already warmed me up, let's talk about that 2.09 kissing scene!

*cracking knuckles*

So don't get me wrong, I love that scene, and although I cringe EVERY SINGLE TIME to the huge awkwardness of the whole thing, I have to admit it's very well played from the show, and a globally very well-acted scene, the kitchen nonsense is PALPABLY awkward, the no-music choice is bold, etc.

BUT. When it comes to the actual kiss... I'm! So! Disappointed!!! Like, I love it in gifs because gifs actually isolated the good parts of it, but first, nobody wants to hear those sucking noises so damn loud!!!! If you kiss people so loudly you probably have an over-salivation problem!! Also, I get that this was intended as an intimate, awkward moment, but when Rio kisses Beth back she... kinda do this weird thing with her mouth, like you'd think she's only read about the concept of kissing in books or something, she can't possibly be that bad at it!!! It's like they're not even trying!! I mean even 12-year-old first kisses aren't THAT clumsy!! This is not a first kiss, man, it's a minus 20th kiss!!

And then she just... dusts his shoulders, I guess, while I'm screaming, "go get it, girl, grab that skinny ass of a man for FUCK'S SAKE" Uuuuuugh!!!! Give me some GRABBING!! And I assume that Rio does some of his own but we?? can't see his fucking hands?? I'm also extremely frustrated with the framing, like WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE, HUH??? Also the frame changes feel like editing glitch, like there's no continuity in the kiss and that’s extremely distracting to me, the camera rolls around but there's nothing to see, their mouths are barely touching anyway...

And here comes the worst part. I have to admit that at some point, they finally (FINALLY!!!) seem to have understood the basics, show a little technique, and NOW YOU GOT MY INTEREST and --

Cut????????????????????

Why? WHY?? WHYYYYYYYYY?? Are you doing this to me????

15. what’s a question do you constantly get asked?

This one (here and here). Next!

17. google the top song from the year you were born

Hold On, by Wilson Phillips, which I... never heard about. 😂 But number two is actually Roxette's It Must Have Been Love, which is a song I ADORE, so good year, I guess?

Extremely usual asks

#sdktrs12 #asking games #oh boy I'm getting kicked out of the fandom aren't I?#but I stand by what I said #this kiss is mostly disappointing because it could have been so so good!!!!#it truly had the potential to make the bathroom break look like a playdate at the park lol #but it just didn't #rant

9 notes · View notes