#cara mia🍃

[mebiselfandi]

Been thinking about teenage Neymessi

And them going on a county fair for a first date, per Neymar's request!

Neymar is so nervous because he wants everything to go smoothly. He wants to impress Leo! He even tries to win every dumb game bc he wants to give Leo all the big prices! He's not very good at them, but when he saw a huge ball he just had to win it for Leo and he did! (Took him like 6 times to finally knock down the dumb moving duck figurine)

Neymar obviously took pictures bc he thinks Leo looks so cute! They eat shitty food and shyly hold hands when they go on rides (even the dumb kiddie ones!)

Neymar has this whole plan about how he's gonna kiss Leo on the Ferris Wheel, but then this shit happens:

Neymar trying to keep his cool as he sees a loose screw on the ferris wheel. He tries to be smooth and "tightens" it and says "let me just tighten that up there, alright, alrighty, we're good" but the dumb-ass actually loosens it! The ride is going so fast and the cart is swinging like crazy! Leo is calm on the outside, but he's clutching his seat for life!!! Ney is screaming like a maniac.

What ends up happening is: the midget flies off the ride and Ney breaks his glass ankles for the 4th time

They get put on an ambulance and Neymar feels like shit bc he ruined everything! He ruined their first date and he got the both of them hurt! He doesn't even want to look at Leo right now. He doesn't want to see how much Leo will hate him. But then Ney hears a muffled laugh and he looks up. Leo is looking at him all amused and says: "you really tried to fix the ride, huh?" And Neymar is so shocked that Leo is smiling at him right now that he too starts to laugh and then they both are laughing. It's such a blur, he doesn't know who ends up leaning first, but they kiss in the back of an ambulance on their 1st date.

They sign each other's casts after they get out of the hospital 💚

I’ve been holding onto this for so so long now. Not that I didn’t appreciate it but because I laughed so hard the first day I didn’t even know how to reply😭😭😭

BESTIE HELP WHAT WERE YOU ON!!? I LOVE THIS SO SO MUCH OH MY GOODNESS WHAT😭😭😭

Ney trying to be slick but nearly killing them both!! I’m actually so dead I can’t even begin to cope with this piece💀💀💀💀

Bro even just thinking about it I was crying actual tears plsss the dramatics?! Pls Leo flying off the ride😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’ve never gone from aaaaaw🥰🥰🥰 to needing an ambulance to come get me so fast😭😭😭. Pls what kinda plot twist! I can’t even explain how much I loved loved loved this! When I say I want all the insanity this right here is what I mean. Absolutely deranged absolutely unhinged(literally) I love love love love it. Giving you the fattest kiss on the cheek ever cara mia 🤭🤭😘😘😘

#submission #neymar #neymar jr #leo messi #lionel messi #neymessi #cara mia🍃 #leaves cause I want whatever you’re smoking bestie😭😭 #meb writes #<- adding my tag so I can find it easily

[mebiselfandi]

🌶 you're a literal angel, un ángel, and your content is like air to me. I need it in order to live and function. You always bring a smile to my face and its hard to make it go away, my cheeks always end up hurting! How can I not smile when I'm in your radiant presence? You're so kind hearted and I think that's something special. You're special. You're special to me and you're special to many others! I hope happiness reigns in your life. You deserve it, angel 😇

Omg skipper🥹🥹

You’re such a sweetheart🥹🥹 this is so so nice of you to drop such a sweet message for me😭😭 you’re an absolute darling and you’re so so special to me! Seeing you active just lifts my mood up so high and I love interacting with you so much. You’re so cool and I hope you’re happy in your life too cause you deserve it all and more🥹🫂

#if this ain’t skipper I’ll eat my hat #she’s the only one who calls me un ángel though #if it’s not skipper and somebody else I’m so sorry😭😭 #cara mia🍃