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new quest! play splatoon 3

send me 250-300 dollar so i can buy a nintendo switch and I will consider this quest

#/j obviously dsgKJH #ask #not to mention spoon 3 itself being like $60 according to nintendo's site #i haven't the Funds for this quest sdhgkJSDGH #clamchat

[ratcandy]

no im being 100% serious wdym. Me/your mom. give me your honest opinions. (/j. /j. /j. /j. /j)

Explodes you into thousands of pieces. There u go. That's my opinions

#/lh #ask #clamchat

[ratcandy]

Giving you nuts and berries (while covertly closing a search for "what do rats like to eat")

thank you i owe you my life

#ask #clamchat #rat #funnily enough irl I am not a big fan of either nuts nor berries #but still :)

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when you're in a good mood and start writing dialogue for the hell of it and it somehow VERY QUICKLY spirals into angst no comfort

LITERALLY EVERY TIME

#ask #clamchat #but that's just me writing. in general #i'm in a good mood I start writing it becomes angst instantly. i fall to pieces

[ratcandy]

i am going insane <3 the horrors...

I'm sorry bestie </3 delete the horrors

#ask #clamchat #feeling the Horrors myself honestly (forced to send email)

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A programmer and a zote discuss matters such as the very perception of reality while a bothered canadian critiques the interior design

Yea that's what's happening!

#ask #clamchat #out of context

[ratcandy]

i am sitting on your lawn staring down your door waiting for you to come out and yell at me to get off before muttering something about kids these days

opening a window while my grandchildren aren't looking so I can shout at you to get off my damn lawn 'cause you're mucking up the grass and I can't stand you entitled brats these days always causing mischief also aren't your pants just absolutely covered in mud now from sitting in the lawn WHERE are your PARENTS back in my day we'd get a right scolding if i messed up my one good pair'a jeans noW GET OUT OF MY LAWN !!!!!

#ask #clamchat #AGGH U DARNED KIDS GIT OUTTA HERE. GIT!! GIT!!!!!!!

[ratcandy]

Ok grandpa let’s get you back to bed

i'm shaking my cane at you goin I GOT IT I CAN WALK BACK IN MYSELF before grumbling about those damn kids always on my lawn as u are left leading me back into the house before i cause a bigger scene

#ask #clamchat #i didn't get to bring my cane with me when i got up here actually and I'm sad about it #(it was technically my mom's cane and we'd just share it since we are both Bad At Walking. but now I am cane less :( ) #but anyway. yeah

[ratcandy]

smeeble deeble gomble womp

what did you just call me

#ask #clamchat

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Ok I must return to Geology HW but I leave with the message of: Ur mom

:(

#ask #clamchat #cannot believe this...........

[ratcandy]

Do you know of the Rio movies

As in... the ol Blue Sky movies with the blue macaws? If you're referring to those then I'm only really familiar with the first one pff, I know nothing about the sequel :0

#ask #clamchat

[ratcandy]

How’s college been?

Good so far !! Only issue is getting around to sinkin g my TEETH into the clinic near here so I can get some sort of mobility aid before my left leg just falls right off. also I found a rainbow scarab while out and about today and he is now my best friend

#i mean LUCKILY the disability center already Acknowledges me so I get advanced warnings for fire drills and things #that's pretty epic . Pretty sick #but also I still have to WALK AROUND a lot and I'm not supposed to be doin that to beGIN with #so . that's less than ideal #but aside from all that !!!! m having a great time #ask #clamchat

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imagine if you accidentally went into an etymology class

Honestly wouldn't even be mad !!

#ask #clamchat #I think Word Science kinda cool #ok i would be a little mad. missing out on bugs #BUT STILL!!!

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ANTS MY BELOVED

ANTS MY BELOVED (derogatory)

#ask #clamchat #we're specifically tackling an invasive species so OOPS but hskgJHSD

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Omg Hi I just started classes today!!! I'm taking a geology class! Are you taking any cool classes?

Hi hello!!!!!!! Fuck yeah ROCKS!!!!

I AM I am so excited . I managed to get into two entomology courses and I am especially fuckin STOKED for the research one. I am so fucking ready to spend a semester researching fire ants

#ask #clamchat #because yea of all things. fire ants is the subject #so ready so ready so ready so ready

[ratcandy]

YESSS GET THOSE BUGS

HELL YEAAAAAA

#ask #clamchat