#cotl hania

[ask-uber-the-sky-kid]

A ask or two for the elders and sky kids close by: what is the cutest thing you have seen a moth do? Along with what is the most chaotic thing you have seen a moth do? (Also Tal I like Hot Chocolate too :D)

Tsadi: One of the most chaotic things I’ve seen a moth do is play peekaboo with a dark dragon.

Sah: Two moths once decided to slide down the race on their backs after they fell over. The best part was they honked at each other the entire way down while their older sky child friend frantically ran after them.

Mek: Remember when Tal and three other moths stole all the fireworks from the temple’s storage?

Sah: Oh, yeah, and they set all of them off at once.

Mek: I swear, the sound was like a thousand dark dragons roaring at once.

Sah: We thought the temple was under attack by them... but no, it was just Tal and their friends causing absolute pandemonium.

Mek: I think Akutus helped them get into the storage area, but we could never prove it.

Hania: A moth threw a pillow at me when I was keeping watch, once. Don’t know if that’s more chaotic or more cute.

Hania: What’s definetly chaotic is them putting those paper boats far out into the sea beyond that one pier - and that’s not just the moths doing that.

Liyah: One of those paper boats just had a drawing that essentially meant, “Gottem!”

Liyah: Ariela and Hania were not amused in the slightest.

Liyah: I had dark water gunk in my hair for almost a week.

#sky children of the light #sky cotl #that sky game #uber the sky kid #thatskygame #tsadi #golden wasteland #cotl liyah #cotl hania #sah and mek #Sah #Mek #Tal radiates chaos #sky: cotl #sky: children of the light

[ask-uber-the-sky-kid]

Oh no, that skykid is gonna get krilled!

So anyway

What's y'all's favorite food?

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[ask-uber-the-sky-kid]

Liyah, please try and find a place to hide from the dark dragon! I hope you will be ok. If you can’t then I hope someone else can offer assistance.

-The krill screeches as, instead of a sky child, it crashes against Tsadi’s Shield-

Tsadi: RUN!

Sah: Everyone, get to the temple!

Mek: Let’s go. Let’s go!

Hania and Kinn: Running!

Tal: Wheeee!

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[ask-uber-the-sky-kid]

Who is the best at hide and seek?

Liyah: I blame the crabs.

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[ask-uber-the-sky-kid]

So... how do you fight a krill? I'm assuming it's pretty tough given their armor and many spiky bits

Mek: You really want to have something that can penetrate the armor - spears are common for this reason. The range a spear has also helps.

Sah: Even then, dark dragons are fast, and we can’t exactly fly on our own. That isn’t even mentioning all we had on us were our paddles...

Hania: I can fly and hold my own in a fight, and even I avoid these things. The only one who can really fight them is Elder Tsadi.

Tsadi: You give me too much credit.

Hania: With all due respect, Elder Tsadi, when you saved me when I first came throught the wasteland you fought off three of the things and killed two.

Mek: You want to try and attack it from the side so you have time to react if it lunges at you. I recommend not getting bit by them; they have too many teeth.

Mek: Of course, you probably shouldn’t look to fight it to begin with- Tal, I see you looking at Hania’s firework staff. Do not.

#sky children of the light #sky cotl #that sky game #uber the sky kid #thatskygame #golden wasteland #cotl hania #Sah #Mek #samekh #tsadi #cotl tal

[ask-uber-the-sky-kid]

I just realized, throughout this entire ask blog, nobody has asked Kinn before! I’ll happily take the first to ask. So Kinn, how are you doing? Any shenanigans within the kingdom lately?

Kinn: THIS IS SO FUN! LOOK AT THEM GO! THEY’RE BLIND! THEY CAN’T STOP ME!

Hania: KINN, GET THE *honk* DOWN FROM THE KRILL, PLEASE!

Kinn: I don’t do this around Uber, though; I’m concerned about her safety-

Hania: WHAT ABOUT YOURS?!

Kinn: I’M A SEASONED WANDERER; I CAN TAKE-

*Kinn screaming in the background as the krill launches them off its back like a rodeo bull*

#sky children of the light #sky cotl #that sky game #uber the sky kid #thatskygame #golden wasteland #cotl hania #cotl Kinn #Mek

[ask-uber-the-sky-kid]

So I take it Sah and Mek have heard about Memoir? Or are they upset about something else?

Sah: !

Mek: Um, Tal, would you mind playing with Hania for a bit?

Tal: O...Okay...

Sah: ...

Mek: ...

Sah: Nope. Doesn’t ring any bells.

#sky children of the light #sky cotl #that sky game #uber the sky kid #thatskygame #golden wasteland #Sah #Mek #Samekh #cotl hania #cotl Tal #tw: flashing lights #tw: flashing colors #tw: flashing gif

[ask-uber-the-sky-kid]

Elder Tsadi, you're probably still wary of us, and I don't blame you one bit... But I wanted to warn you that Memoir didn't strike me as quite as calm as others are saying. He was pretty composed up until the connection broke, and then he started yelling about "you traitorous lot" and how he'd break through again and would be heard. Granted, I didn't know him before, but he seemed a little unhinged to me. You'd know what to do with this information better than I...

Just... you and the others stay safe, okay?

Sah: ...

Mek: ...

Hania: ...

Hania: ...

Hania: ...

Hania: So, Elder Sah and Elder Mek, apart from Tal getting almost eaten by a krill, how have things been?

Sah and Mek look upset.

#sky children of the light #sky cotl #that sky game #uber the sky kid #thatskygame #golden wasteland #Tsadi #Sah #Mek #samekh #cotl hania #cotl Tal #Hania: WELP! This just got awkward. #Tal is too busy yelling about fireworks to pay attention

[ask-uber-the-sky-kid]

Everybody has seemed to defer from the Memoir guy? Like I know you guy's don't want to talk about it but, this is a bit odd! Ok, not odd! Creepy! So one of the first things Memoir says to us is that the plans can be put into action. Memoir also mentioned about making contact with the outside (you's to us). So Memoir is interested with that! The plan part is concerning because what you said later on, Tsadi. That the celestials could betray you. That is probably Memoir's plan! Turn the celestials against you and break out. And probably take control. Memoir also seems to have a lot against all you elders. And that probably is also part of his plan. Memoir just said that Uber and the Elders won't tell us the matter. That you'll lie and Uber doesn't know. And I would like to know what he's talking about! Memoir said that the Elder's wish for our presence to be removed from this world? What does that mean? So then Memoir then says that he want's to break the cycle with Eden, practically no more Eden. And you's objected. THEN Memoir loses the connection slightly and says that he needs General Reshef to fix it! That's important and I want to know who that is! Then somebody called Memoir a bastard which I love by the way. And apparently Memoir likes that. HE THEN SAID THAT WE WERE MORTALS? WHAT IS HE? Then Memoir says that his lord came up with this plan of sorts! WHO WOULD HIS LORD BE??? And they seeked to be more powerful than Megabird himself. THAT'S IMPORTANT! And then Memoir said that sacrifices were needed. Then Memoir rementions how the Elders locked us in the storm. THEN SOMEBODY ASKS IF HE SERVES THE KING AND HE SAYS YES! I READ THROUGH THE CRAZY NUMBERS AND IT SAYS YES. Then the connection is lost I can't read through the last bit. But his last line is that he will make his story heard. And then the connection goes out and you guys are all afraid to tell us anything. If you want us to trust you we need to know the truth. And if you won't tell us. I'll wait till Memoir comes walking in again and I'll ask him! So here is my suggestion, lower your defenses and let Memoir in. I have questions and I want them ANSWERED! And if you can see this Memoir, I want to hear your story and I want my questions answered. Tell me, or maybe I'll do some searching around the kingdoms...

Tsadi: Are you alright? Did the askers say something?

Hania: ... I don’t want to talk about it.

...

...

Hania: Alright... now that I’m far enough away...

Hania: I can’t believe I need to be the one to say this, and I can’t believe whoever raised you didn’t tell you this, but threatening people isn’t the way you get answers.

Hania: This subject is extremely sensitive to all the elders for a damn good reason! And you FREAKING FRICKS CAN’T SEEM TO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR DAMN SKULLS!

Hania: YOU FRICKS ARE GOING TO MAKE ALL THE ELDERS STOP TALKING TO YOU AND REFUSE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU HAVE!

Hania: I MANAGED TO SOMEHOW INTERCEPT THIS ASK SO THAT WOULDN’T HAPPEN!

Hania: THANK MEGABIRD FOR THAT, FOR WHO KNOWS WHAT THE ELDERS WOULD HAVE DONE!

Hania: YOU FRICKING FRICKS!

Hania: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?

Hania: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?

Hania: THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES?!

#sky children of the light #sky cotl #that sky game #uber the sky kid #thatskygame #golden wasteland #cotl hania #Tsadi #in terms of dungeons and dragons... #this anon managed to roll a negative twenty on a positive twenty sided die when trying to roll for persuasion #long post #long ask

[ask-uber-the-sky-kid]

Kinn I am so stressed, WHY would you ride a krill? They seem awfully dangerous to be messing around with... Just please don't die, okay?

Kinn: KRILL RIDING IS FUN, BUT SAFE KRILL RIDING? NAH. RISKY KRILL RIDING? OHOHOHO~

Kinn: IF IT HELPS YA, WHY DON’T I SHOW YOU HOW I DO IT! THE KINN WAY! I ASSURE YOU, EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE!

Kinn: THIS KRILL IS NAMED BASTARD BY ME. HOWDY BASTARD, BUT I WON’T BE RIDING YOU TODAY! MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME.

Kinn: OKAY OKAY OKAY. FIRSTLY, I SURVEY THESE GRAVEYARD KRILL. THE WAY THEY REACT WHEN I POP UP AND TRY TO WRANGLE THEM IS HILARIOUS! A TERRIFYING FRIEND.

Kinn: ALL KRILL HAVE DESIGNATED PATHS THAT EVENTUALLY CROSS IN THEIR RESPECTIVE AREAS.

Kinn: WHY DON’T I GO FOR A SINGULAR KRILL, YOU MAY ASK?

Kinn: NO OTHER KRILLS ARE THERE TO WITNESS! ITS MORE FUN HAVING MULTIPLE OF THEM INVOLVED, WATCHING IN CONFUSION! WOOOO~

Kinn: SOMETIMES THEY’LL TRY TO GO FOR ME WHEN I’M ALREADY ON THE BACK OF ONE, BUT THEY MISS EVERY TIME! ITS HILARIOUS HOW THEY ALL TRY TO NAB ME! WHAT A SPECTACULAR DODGING GAME, TOO!

Kinn: I ALWAYS TARGET THEM AT THE BACK, BECAUSE IT’S THEIR BLIND SPOT! THEY CAN’T SEE ANYTHING OVER THERE, AND ONLY GUARD THEIR FRONTS.

Kinn: I SWOOP DOWN, AND TRY TO GRAB THEIR HORNS, FACE, OR EYE!

Kinn: ANGERING THE KRILL ONLY UPPS THE EXCITEMENT AND TAUNTING THEM? THAT’S SOME GOOD REASONING RIGHT THERE. YOU SHOULD’VE SEEN THEIR FACES WHEN I ABSOLUTELY TRIED TO SNAG MY CAPE ON ONE.

Kinn: THEN ITS JUST A GAME OF ENDURANCE! HOW LONG CAN YOU STAY ON THE KRILL, DODGING THEM AND TRYING NOT TO TOPLE!

Kinn: I THINK I RODE A KRILL, I’LL CALL THEM... HM.. SHRIMP WAD, FOR LIKE, AWHILE, BEFORE HAINA AND ELDER TSADI GOT ME DOWN!

Kinn: Wuh oh.

*laughter turns to screeching as Kinn is completely knocked off the krill’s back*

Kinn: I’M FINE, I SWEAR!

Kinn: ...AND THAT IS HOW YOU KRILL RIDE.

Mek: KINN, FOR THE LIVE OF MEGABIRD GET DOWN FROM THE KRILL!

Kinn: YOU CANNOT STOP ME-

*Kinn gets decked by one of the krill*

Tsadi: Oh no, KINN!

Hania: KINN! IF THE KRILL DON’T KILL YOU, I SWEAR TO THE BIRD THAT I WILL!

#sky children of the light #sky cotl #that sky game #uber the sky kid #thatskygame #golden wasteland #tsadi #Mek #samekh #cotl hania #cotl Kinn #this was written by my co-mod #long post

[ask-uber-the-sky-kid]

Elders Sah and Mek, are you okay? Is the skykid okay?

Mek: Um? Hello? Wh-what the he-?

Hania: It’s alright, Elder Mek; they’re harmless.

Mek: I’m... not going to question this. We’re okay - as okay as you can be after facing a creature bent on tearing you apart that is...

Mek: Besides some scratches and Sah getting bit on the arm, we’re okay...

Mek: As for the Sky Child...

Mek: Let’s just say that they’re just as perky as they usually are... a little bit to our annoyance, but Sah is making sure they don’t run off to harass a krill with firework spell focuses.

Hania: By “making sure they don’t run off” Elder Mek means Elder Sah is holding the kid with one arm.

#sky children of the light #sky cotl #that sky game #uber the sky kid #thatskygame #cotl hania #cotl Tal #Sah #Mek #samekh #golden wasteland

[ask-uber-the-sky-kid]

Hello Hania... so what is up with the krill

Hania: I managed to smack into every statue and object outside the temple you could think of while doing so.

Hania: ...

Hania: Elder Tsadi, I swear I haven’t been slacking on flying practice. Please stop giving me that look.

#sky children of the light #sky cotl #that sky game #uber the sky kid #thatskygame #cotl hania #Tsadi #golden wasteland #Tsadi: I was wondering why I heard crab-like screeching...

[ask-uber-the-sky-kid]

Tsadi: please stay safe.

Hania: I’ve made it this far, Lord Tsadi. I’m not going to drop my guard that easily.

#sky children of the light #sky cotl #that sky game #uber the sky kid #thatskygame #cotl hania #Tsadi #golden wasteland

[ask-uber-the-sky-kid]

Do a lot of krill come to the valley? I was under the impression they kinda stayed in the wasteland

*unintelligible screeching from Hania can be heard in the distance*

Mek: Is Hania alright?

Tsadi, holding Kinn by the cape: I... don’t know...

Mek: Askers, what did you do?

#sky children of the light #sky cotl #that sky game #uber the sky kid #thatskygame #golden wasteland #Mek #samekh #Tsadi #cotl hania #cotl Kinn

[ask-uber-the-sky-kid]

After what happened today? Did something particularly bad happen?

Tsadi: ...

Hania: ...

Tsadi: ...

Hania: ...

Tsadi: ...

Hania: Elder Tsadi?

Tsadi: They... what?

#sky children of the light #sky cotl #that sky game #uber the sky kid #thatskygame #cotl hania #Tsadi #golden wasteland

[ask-uber-the-sky-kid]

I'm not threatening the Elders, I am threatening Memoir. He poses a threat, all I am saying is that people seemed to have forgotten all about him and I am worried about the safety of the Kingdoms. If we can speak to Memoir, maybe we can get answers from him and stop his threat (whatever he is doing). Sorry if that offended you Hania, I just want to know what's going on!

Hania: I won’t violate their trust, but I will tell you this: talking about Memoir is triggering to the Elders - especially for the twins and Lord Tsadi.

Hania: I don’t have very many details, and fewer I feel comfortable sharing, but I will leave you with this: whatever this individual did was extremely bad, and it lead to a lot of people getting harmed.

Hania: I understand you’re curious, and I know I can’t stop you from asking them questions regarding this person - I can’t stop all of your questions from reaching them-, but please try to be more sensitive when asking questions about things like this.

Hania: Also, on a somewhat unrelated subject, I don’t know how they didn’t hear your question. Your voices are very much audible to those in the vicinity... at least, that’s what they’ve been like recently as far as I’m aware...

#sky children of the light #sky cotl #that sky game #uber the sky kid #thatskygame #golden wasteland #cotl hania #Nah Hania doesn’t know vine #the only reason she quoted it was because it was a very Hania response to the situation #also the office isn’t exactly canon to this AU