#crownshitpost

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*me when I have listener critiques but I'm scared to say them because the creator is either on here or the fear that the fanbase is gonna rip me apart*

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #scythe audio #nomads tales and audios #desmond asmr #crownshitpost #Here’s the thing #i love the listeners #I get that because they don’t speak #But that makes it so you can put yourself into the character #but omg #some of them really just feel like robots

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this is how I think lovely meeting treasure would go

Lovely: Hold on- he didn’t break into your home?? (as of now)

Treasure: No😅… he hit on me at a club. We made out in an alley if that counts for anything

Lovely looking at Vincent: INTERESTING.

Treasure: *visibly confused*

Lovely looking treasure up and down: I can’t explain it but I feel like something horrific is gonna happen to you-

Porter: AND that’s enough vampire interaction for now-

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #crownshitpost

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I FELL DOWN THE FUCKING NEIL NEWBON PIPELINE-

#neil newbon #astarion #goosetarion #Anyone else? #just me? #I need to add him to the list of middle age men and older that I find attractive #Fuck my life #bg3 #bg3 astarion #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate astarion #crowntalks #crownshitpost

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so here’s a convo with one of my friends about Astarion

@dollscircus welcome to me and my friends fighting

#crownshitpost #bg3 astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate astarion #astarion #crowntalks

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So I have a friend who’s basically the friend that if they swear/make any sexual innuendo it’s huge because they never do that and their aroace so literally any mention of anything sexual and they basically throw up in their mouth a little

anyway

there’s this guy who we’ve given many a name ie “pretty boy” fashion guy” and a generic “he/him”

This guy has STYLE which is rare for where we live and so when we pass him we look at what he’s wearing and today he was wearing a crop top sweater thing

I shit you not

I’m standing with my friend and they go “look at the pretty slut🥰” in the calmest voice every and I break out laughing along with them as they realize what they said

it was the best part of my day

#Aroace #crownshitpost #crownirl

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please tell me one of you bitches has a hush fanfic

IM PULLING AT NOTHING RIGHT NOW-

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted hush #crowntalks #crownshitpost

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“You always on that damn phone“

Bitch✋ there’s a bunch of random gay people that I have to keep up with.

#crownshitpost

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In honor of all of us freaking out, I made some memes

We love you scythe

you just scared the shit out of us

#scythe audio #crownshitpost

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anyone got anything I could think about for a few hours? Im bored

#Crownshitpost #redacted asmr #Devon #oc #🎶I got nothing better to do🎶

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This is a convo me and my friend had

Her: *talking to someone about her daddy issues and joking about liking older men or smth of the sort*

Me: So when you do it it’s fine but when I do it it’s weird (sarcasm)

Her: Crown-

this is the same friend from the text pictures

#crowntalks #crownshitpost #i would like to point out that my name isn’t actually crown #That’s just the name I use here

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HEY

REDACTED FANS

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #crownshitpost

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Had a break down, felt like crap, dressed up to the point where I felt good. Dressing up fixed my problem. Wtf

#Crownshitpost #clothes

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Larger Devon in his monster-ish form chasing his partner around on all fours🥰

#Devon #Oc #crownshitpost #art

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I was just around some people obviously making fun of peoples pronouns.

#Fuck them #crownshitpost

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*when you realize you’re going through a drought of good Asmr rps because everyone is making the same video along with the “Dom” shit and you’re over it*

#scythe audio #redacted asmr #redacted audio #nomads tales and audios #obsidian lantern #and anyone else I can’t remember off the top of my head #please #This drought is killing me #I need more lore #Crownshitposting

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Freelancer: Gavin, why are you still with me?

Gavin: What do you mean my dear Deviant?

Freelancer: like why are you still dating me? I’m just once huge red flag with unsolved trauma

Gavin: Freelancer. You’re not a red flag, just looking through rose tinted glasses. Literally. *looks their outfit up and down*

#Redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted freelancer #redacted gavin #crownshitposting #im sorry for this