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Random human civilian: That dumb kid is going to get killed!!

Fury: Dumb kid???

Fury: *turns around to see Yadroza fighting a sin* Wait... THAT'S MY DUMB KID!!

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[edgy-girlboss]

writing patterns tag game

RULES: List the first line of your last 10 posted fics and see if there's a pattern!

Pokemon Leah's Journey - [Pokémon X & Y Versions, Gen, 14k] - "The lights of Lumiose City shone brightly in the starlit night."

Respite - [Hollow Knight, Hornet & The Knight, 1k] - "Everything hurt and ached."

Soothing Sands - [Horizon, Aloy/Erend, 5k] - "Mornings at The Base are usually peaceful."

Enchanting Prom Night - [Horizon, Aloy/Erend, multiple pairings, 9k] - "The sun was shining brightly in the midday sky on what was supposed to be a stormy day."

Machine Heart - [Horizon, Aloy/Erend, 6k] - "The cauldron was damp and cold."

Little Miss Perfect - [Horizon, Aloy/Erend, 898] - "Solitude was something Aloy was used to."

Nephilim 101 - [Darksiders, Gen, 9k] - "Hope, Fury and Red walked across an empty field, blades of grass dancing through the winds."

Art of Darkness - [Darksiders, Gen, 9k] - "After the news of Death’s… well, death."

Wherever I May Roam - [Darksiders, Female OC/Female OC, 45k] - "It was a dark and not so stormy night, a retired angel patrolled the edges of the Crystal Spire."

The One That Got Away - [Darksiders, Gen, 69k] - "Yadroza, one of the few remaining of the Nephilim race, a Nephilim whose existence was kept hidden from the Council and the Horsemen, was in her kitchen while her roommates were having a debate on mythological creatures, it was that day of the week again, the day when her roommates would gather in the living room listening to Metallica and debating about mythology or as Yadroza liked to call it, Tuesday."

PATTERN: Seems like I start my fics with the general vibe of the characters' surroundings and their feelings. There's very little dialogue and only a vague sense of where the characters are located and what they're feeling.

TAGGING: @rexlamarch @kittyk888 @erudite-princess @alexxxaloy and everyone else who wants to participate

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Under the influence of Lust's Illusions

Yadroza: (walking around in a foggy area) Fury? Is that you? Is this a prank, because I swear to-

Hallucination!Fury: (in a deep voice, atop a staircase, playing an organ) It is no prank, bitch.

Yadroza: Heeeey...why do you sound like that?

Hallucination!Fury: Because you, my precious little bitch girl-

Yadroza: Stop it, Fury!

Hallucination!Fury: Are tripping ✨baaaaaaalls✨!

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Strife: [covered in glitter] You need to do something about this

Fury: [trying not to laugh] I think you’re overreacting

Strife: If Yadroza puts glitter on top of my ceiling fan ONE more time-

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Fury: Wow, a surprisingly peaceful domestic moment. When will it be ruined?

Yadroza, kicking down the door: FURYYYYYYYY

Fury: There it is.

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Fury: You can’t solve your problems with fanfiction.

Yadroza: I CAN TRY

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Fury: Do any of you have healthy stress outlets?

Death: Screaming.

War: Punching.

Strife: Murder.

Yadroza: Arson.

Fury: …

Fury: Screaming it is.

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Yadroza: Why is there blood everywhere?!

Fury: Wrath aggressively poked me with a sword.

Yadroza: You were stabbed?!

Fury: No, no, I was aggressively poked with a sword.

Yadroza: YOU WERE STABBED.

Fury: I WAS POKED AGGRESSIVELY.

Yadroza: Fury... I'm going to poke you aggressively if you don't go to the hospital-

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Strife, trying to calm down Yadroza: Hey don't worry about what those dorks think. If you want my advice, walk into class and punch the first kid you see. To Establish dominance.

Yadroza: Aw. I won't be doing that.

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Yadroza: Who the actual fuck-

Fury: LANGUAGE

Yadroza: Whomst the actual sexual intercourse

Fury: What

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Yadroza: We'll handle this the way we always do

War: Brute strength?

Strife: Winging it?

Death: High levels of collateral damage?

Fury: Almost dying?

Yadroza: No! By working together!

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Yadroza: I don't think we can gaslight, gatekeep or girlboss our way out of this one, Fury

Fury: [unsheathing Scorn] murder it is

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Strife: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

War: >:O language

Yadroza: Yeah watch your fucking language

Fury: Okay, who taught Yadroza the fuck word?!

Death: 'The fuck word'.

Karn: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Yadroza: Oh my god he censored it

Strife: Say fuck, Karn.

Yadroza: Do it, Karn. Say fuck.

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If Yadroza got a boyfriend

Fury: If he is even slightly mean to you—

Yadroza: Yeah, you’ll murder him, I know.

Fury: I was going to say I’d send him a strongly-worded DM, but murder’s fine too.

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Yadroza: So, who’s in charge here?

Fury: Usually just whoever yells the loudest.

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Yadroza: [is slightly inconvenienced]

Yadroza: I am a bright and colorful piñata, and God is a thirteen year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce

Death:

War:

Strife:

Fury: Yadroza, we've talked about this

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