#die moherfuckers

[romiyaro]

Fuck This

You were fuming.

And Wakatoshi knew it.

He knew not to ignore you when you were horny. But he ignored you anyway. You had pled so damn much, even getting on your knees before him.

But the bozo had just waved you away, picking up the laptop and locking himself up in his study. He needed to focus on the matches of his next opponents. And that would be difficult if you kept bugging him about it.

He definitely didn't realize the gravity of the situation. Or the depth of the grave he dug for himself.

And now, after eight hours of being flat-out ignored, Wakatoshi admits he was wrong. And as you pull the sheets over your head he sits in the living room on the couch occasionally tapping on his phone; probably googling 'how to calm an angry s/o' if you had to take a guess.

You feel the other side of the bed dip as he slips under the sheets. There's shuffling noises coming from his side and before you know he slides his dick between your thighs.

You scoff at his audacity and move to turn around but his words stop you. "I offer you a sausage to quell your anger. I'm sorry that I made you mad. It will happen again." The solemnity in his voice as if he's a priest preaching the bible and the way his dick is roc hard between your thighs makes you blink your eyes for a second and then wince.

"Toshi... You should stop taking suggestions from Tendo."

"Is it not working? Are you still mad at me?"

You sit up, shortly followed by him and your eyes immediately drop to his schlong almost kissing his belly button.

"Yes, I am!" You exclaim. No, you're not. Your cringing with the second-hand embarrassment you know your husband never felt. The embarrassment is so much you almost forgot you were angry at him.

And his erection is not helping either. Your eyes steal glances of his pretty cock and you struggle to maintain eye contact with him.

Ushijima hums, "You don't seem angry though. And you are not ignoring me either. I think it worked." There's that sly smile creeping up his face and you want to scratch at it; hopefully, peel a layer of that tough skin off and make him feel what embarrassment is.

"well, I am. And I'm still ignoring you!" You slip under the sheets again, turning away and huffing to yourself.

"Then I can do nothing but offer you the sausage again. It works."

You laugh this time. And as you feel him sliding his dick back between your warm thighs you bury your face into the pillows and mumble "Why are you like this, Toshi."

"Hmm?"

"You said this will happen again." You recall. Ushijima admits, "Tendo told me to be honest."

Aaaand Ushijima landed back at square one, oblivious as to what made you so angry again and pushing his dick deeper between your thighs hoping it will work this time.

#ushijima x reader #ushijima smut #ushijima wakatoshi #ushijima x gender neutral reader #haikyuu smut #haikyuu x reader #gosh u dont knwo he way im cringing #lemme just go crawl like a worm under a rock #or yeet myself offf a cliff or sumn #i hope u feel the embarrassment too #die moherfuckers

[clawheld]

dont die. moherfucker. i wanna. i wannalive

[asteralien]

shit sometimes i just think about what an objectively terrible person chance treize is like the WORST character i have who is not an outright villain the most morally bankrupt and cowardly and selfish creature and yet he’s still one of my very favorite children

he doesn’t even have the worst fuckin backstory like jatatyla’s got at least as much tragedy as chance does in her past and yet even the girl who earned the nickname “the butcher of scarlet caverns” is factually provably better than this bitch-ass kid with a full support system in his fellow child assassins whereas jat was alone and yet!! and yet!! jat escapes when she can!! she hightails it the moment she can take down a full squad of her oppressors and escape!! doesn’t matter how uncomfy she gets out there on her own with her guilt written on her body!! she’s out!! she hates it so much!! and there’s fuckin chance treize, coward extraordinaire, like “i know i gotta kill people to do it but like.......my silk sheets...........i cant leave my silk sheets.....”

doli greya lin. treated as inferior since childhood by almost everyone because of his mixed-race heritage, betrayed by his entire family, mutilated and disfigured by said family, spent a century in a strange, less advanced land alone and guarded and always on the move because of said heritage keeping him alive longer than he should have been, betrayed again by a new family and told never to return to the one place he could be himself. still a beautiful guy. a good guy. standup. doing the best he can which is sometimes morally gray but at the same time, still helpful

judah d’arville was mistreated by her family for her formative years, almost died at least three times before she was even an adult, shunned by most of her community, abused by her stepmother. GOOD ELF/VAMPIRE LADY SHE’S SO GOOD 

and like!!! loreleaf firestar!!! watched his parents get killed by ravenous beasts as a young child!! was horrifically othered and abused by his older brother and by his entire village until they pawned him (and brightsword) off on an accused murderess in another village!! discovered that his mother figure had been kidnapped and probably killed!! constant victim of violent racism in the one place he’s ever felt like he could do some good!! loreleaf is not a Great Person but he’s trying to do some good and keep fighting and he would never be cruel or selfish in the way chance treize constantly is

i could go on but shit just chance treize is the most selfish and cowardly moherfucker in my entire character roster and i love him SO much but where in fact does he get off. he has very different and still very cruel circumstances to live through but this little shit is so very close to unredeemable?? the embodiment of “i’d sell you to satan for one corn chip” but instead of corn chip it’s “a bed to myself” 

but then like. i can’t be so angry at him. because his relatively cushy life is all just trappings on an existence with zero agency. he’s so scared all the time and if he were a Good Man he’d go out guns blazing and get himself beaten and killed sticking it to the man but he doesn’t, he’s just a broken-down boy and he’s scared and he protects himself because “himself” is the only thing keeping him alive and he can’t afford to take care of anyone else because loyalty to anyone besides the one holding his leash is basically a “put a bullet in my brain pls” and he thrives in comfortable and/or lavish environments because there it’s easier to forget what he’s allowed himself to become and he’s so scared of having to meet himself in a small dark cold room and come to terms with the fact that he could have had control of his life if he’d had the guts to die as himself but he didn’t, he was selfish and lived like a trained animal at the expense of everyone he could have loved if he hadn’t been so obsessed with his own miserable continued existence 

#Shut up Collin #chance treize #this isn't like an angsty emotional read-more it's a 'i have chance feelings tonight bc i finished the deep six 5.0 outline' read-more