#diggs externally: 🙄... 😠😡 ALLEN.

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diggs is unimpressed by the unusual josh allen show of toxic masculinity

#hes on his princess belle type shit #oh my God allen read the feminist fucking manifesto ugh #'the feminine urge to fucking man 🐶?' #no allen 😾. #joshs 'look at me 🐶! look at me!!! 🥰' kindergarten boy core of 'me do strong thing! me strong 😄!!' nudge #vs stefs FIST !!! #boy if you dont STOP!! #STOP FOOLIN AROUND WITH THE NEIGHBOR NEXT DOOR !! HE IS MCKENZIES MAN!!!!!! #diggs externally: 🙄... 😠😡 ALLEN. #diggs internally: God I Wish That Was Me. #allen: what 😄? i can pick you up too if youd like 😃! wont be a thing! #diggs: STFU. NO 😾. S O M E of us are trying to PRACTICE! for FOOTBALL! not WWE comma A L L E N 😡! #also diggs under breath: BOTH of us 😳? at the SAME TIME 😳? #... i bet he could bridal style no problem... i bet he could do those elaborate stunts in p*rnos and- #HE WOULDNT NEED NO WALL #WE'LL JUST KEEP IT AT THAT 🤭🤭 #and then diggs realizes he is thinking this a little Too Loud and somehow since the thoughts are so loud someone somewhere #will be able to telepathically pick them up and listen in and embarrass him for his maniacal lustings #so he gets self conscious and turns away with a prissy little 'HMF 😤!' #probably lightly bats josh with an offhand swipe like a cat would to a featherstick #josh who could easily shatter his hand into more pieces: 😃 aw dang! *gives up* 🥺 #verrrry inch resting how josh being captain america x shirtless thor levels of h*rny handsome manness is a diggs aggravator #but josh telling diggs hes thankful for him as par thanksgiving general niceties makes diggs wanna leap into his arms #and start mewling #i knew what diggs was from the Beginning (sl*t trope who is surprisingly won over by softness #i know youre a c*mboy. i know you are. #diggs/allen #allen always feeding his lumberjack fan dreams i love it. i am nourished THANK U #AND THANK U O CHERISHED MOOT OF MINE 4 THIS IMAGE I LOVE BEING GIVEN THEM!! IT'S ALWAYS SO NICE #there are no moots like my moots FIND your OWN 😡🤬!!!