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#no allen 😾.
jrueships · 1 year
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diggs is unimpressed by the unusual josh allen show of toxic masculinity
#hes on his princess belle type shit#oh my God allen read the feminist fucking manifesto ugh#'the feminine urge to fucking man 🐶?'#no allen 😾.#joshs 'look at me 🐶! look at me!!! 🥰' kindergarten boy core of 'me do strong thing! me strong 😄!!' nudge#vs stefs FIST !!!#boy if you dont STOP!!#STOP FOOLIN AROUND WITH THE NEIGHBOR NEXT DOOR !! HE IS MCKENZIES MAN!!!!!!#diggs externally: 🙄... 😠😡 ALLEN.#diggs internally: God I Wish That Was Me.#allen: what 😄? i can pick you up too if youd like 😃! wont be a thing!#diggs: STFU. NO 😾. S O M E of us are trying to PRACTICE! for FOOTBALL! not WWE comma A L L E N 😡!#also diggs under breath: BOTH of us 😳? at the SAME TIME 😳?#... i bet he could bridal style no problem... i bet he could do those elaborate stunts in p*rnos and-#HE WOULDNT NEED NO WALL#WE'LL JUST KEEP IT AT THAT 🤭🤭#and then diggs realizes he is thinking this a little Too Loud and somehow since the thoughts are so loud someone somewhere#will be able to telepathically pick them up and listen in and embarrass him for his maniacal lustings#so he gets self conscious and turns away with a prissy little 'HMF 😤!'#probably lightly bats josh with an offhand swipe like a cat would to a featherstick#josh who could easily shatter his hand into more pieces: 😃 aw dang! *gives up* 🥺#verrrry inch resting how josh being captain america x shirtless thor levels of h*rny handsome manness is a diggs aggravator#but josh telling diggs hes thankful for him as par thanksgiving general niceties makes diggs wanna leap into his arms#and start mewling#i knew what diggs was from the Beginning (sl*t trope who is surprisingly won over by softness#i know youre a c*mboy. i know you are.#diggs/allen#allen always feeding his lumberjack fan dreams i love it. i am nourished THANK U#AND THANK U O CHERISHED MOOT OF MINE 4 THIS IMAGE I LOVE BEING GIVEN THEM!! IT'S ALWAYS SO NICE#there are no moots like my moots FIND your OWN 😡🤬!!!
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norm-allen · 3 months
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“What in tarnation are you doing here? Didn’t you read the signs? This is private land, pardner”
Norm Allen Roleplay/ask account!
Main account: clownlozer
- my au, some things I will say will not be canon but I’ll try my best to stay true to the Norm 🫡
-DMS are open (you can ask for my discord too ig)
-I accidentally deleted my original account because of this (A-Clown-Loozer, yes I know I misspelt it) 😾
Fine with:
pretty much anything ig just… please, let me keep a bit of my remaining sanity
Dni:
usual DNIs, generally creepy people
I have all right to not respond to your request, Re-asking the same question 5+ time is a good way to make me NOT want to interact with you! (Unless your a friend or a mutual, you can do that if you want ig, go off pookie)
OOC: I’m making a post Out Of Character, usually to talk about something serious or just for something else :3
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yjwhatif · 2 years
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Don’t mess with Bart Allen…
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Since we were denied seeing more Bart this episode - I figured I’d draw him instead…
😾
LB
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valittlecorner · 9 months
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he visto a varios fandoms haciendo esta dinamica sobre los personajes teniendo un dia de cine barbieheimer pero nada de parte de parlive >:'0 so aqui estan algunas opciones mias porque yolo ... siento que bae veria primero barbie ufff anne seria la mejor vestida de barbie no tengo dudas y satsuki confirma ajajajja, luego hajun se reiria extrañamente con Oppenheimer xd ya hasta aca mi reporte joaquin kdjsjs
JAJSDJ ESTOY DE ACUERDO VEA, SOBRETODO CON HAJUN☠️. Anne es del tipo que va con el outfit más producido PARA AMBAS PELÍCULAS. Al punto de que le piden fotos 😭. Bae tmb trataron de meterse todos juntos a la cajita de fotos de Barbie (idea de Allen) y quedaron atorados, con la ropa de Anne toda pisada, Hajun hiperventilandose de estar aplastado y Allen cagado de risa Y DE MIEDO.
Para los otros grupos digo q: Cozmez no fueron a ninguna pq ni enterados. Akyr se dividieron con Zen, Satsuki e Iori yendo a Oppenheimer primero y Reo y Hokusai yendo a Barbie primero (Hokusai fue arrastrado). Tcw fueron a Barbie primero pq Ryuu se puso ladilla y nimodo. Gklk fueron a Oppenheimer de una y nadie quería ver Barbie, pero Yuto los llevó a fuerzas pq ver películas lindas QUE NO TENGAN QUE VER CON BOMBAS los ayudará a reintegrarse a la sociedad😾💪. De los otros grupos no opino pq no les sé
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newvegasdyke · 7 years
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Everyone who works with Woody Allen 😾🔪
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jrueships · 1 year
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Josh allen: *throws to diggs, a wr, because he's open and it's his job*
Diggs: God working the way he so intended 😁😋👍🏾 !
Josh allen: *throws to Gabe, a wr, because he's open and it's his job*
Diggs: I WANT A DIVORCE 😾‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️!1!!1!
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jrueships · 2 years
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the married couples are Sitting by each Other <33
#muscle man voice from regular show#the helmets make it seem like there are smaller tinier football men sitting between them but it is just their helmets#it looks like gabe is wearing a swim cap lol#wow.. look at them#they said#mckenzie/davis#and#diggs/allen#!!!#my propagandas in TWO forms !!!#the rarepair and the slightly bigger pair...#all very GAY !#perfectly balanced as all things should be <3#diggs actually looking at the coach trying to talk to allen vs allen looking away from the coach trying to talk to him LMAO#diggs is going to protect his mans from a man trying to do his job#hes gonna listen to what the coach has to say then hes gonna lean into joshs ear and whisper 'he shouldnt talk to U in that tone 😾'#and josh who was completely zoned out the entire time is gonna be like '😐......YEAAAAH- no he SHOULDNT 😠😠😡!!!!'#he said he wanted no PICKLES!!!!!!!!#and gabe n mckenzie are gonna watch this whole thing go down n gabe is gonna turn to isaiah and be like#'how come u dont point out obvious things for ME to get irrationally mad over🤨??' and isaiah is gonna be like 😦#diggs and allen are very#diggs: im cold :(#allen: oh here baby take my jacket <3!!!#and mckenzie and gabe are ...#isaiah whos been watching diggs and allen: ... i. im cold too 🥺👉👈...#gabe clutching onto his own jacket tighter: well shit isaiah i dont control the weather 😑.#very much fun <3 they should go on a double date#id like to see what happens ... what restaurants would they Destroy.
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