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girlbob-boypants · 10 months
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Tried out Path of Exile last night btw
My first impressions aren't great. Mainly because any game that routes the almost universally used map button, M, to bring up the Microtransaction Shop isn't doing itself any favors.
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heat--end · 2 years
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day 1 scarvio thoughts
tl;dr is that while i am still enjoying myself a lot and i think the games are good, the issues are pretty apparent and i do greatly miss PLA's approach to it because it does this game but much better IMO
so far im enjoying the game a lot. i think its got really nice visuals and a very nice world - small little details with how pokemon exist within it are very nice. i like that kind of detail
however the technical issues are... VERY hard to ignore lol.. especially the fucking memory leak. my heart goes out to the devs - if youre shipping a major 2022 release like this with a MEMORY LEAK in it, then that crunch had to be brutal. i think once it gets patched itll feel a lot better, but the unoptimization can really be felt across the game. i dont think it RUINS it, but it definitely does suck lmao
as for the gameplay, though - its good! im enjoying the game a lot, and the open world stuff is fun. its pokemon, and at the end of the day, i feel there's a reason this series keeps on kicking other than marketing, and its because the formula pokemon has works well. its some good stuff
that being SAID, though, i think my biggest nitpick with that and the open world format as a whole is just how linear it feels despite touting that you can go anywhere and do anything, because... you really cant, lol. wanna go to this place? oh shit youre like 10 levels below everything. come back later. im sure with enough skill and planning you could brute force it, but... it feels kinda weird how theyre still kinda making you go linear
my guess is that they wanted to do an open world but still wanted to keep things linear to an extent for newer players/younger players/casual gamers, which i guess is fair, but... they dont pull it off, i feel lol. maybe they will next time, but idk
also, a lot of environments just feel... barren. not much going on. theres still items and pokemon OFC but just visually it just kinda... happens. not to just put PLA on a pedestal but i really feel like it did this a lot better, just making places very visually interesting. i do really like paldea and its lands, but theres a lot of long stretches of just kinda... nothing. i dunno
but despite all those gripes, im still very much enjoying the game. it IS good, and i am having a lot of fun. its just that there's definitely been better lol, and this title is gonna be divisive because of what it does, but i still feel like its a good time, and ill enjoy the rest as well, im sure
i really, really do miss PLA mechanics though lmao. not even just the catching system
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mintyvoid · 2 months
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a somewhat review / ramble about garfield 2008 game
so if you're not in the same sections of yt as myself you may not be familiar with the guy- planet clue (or evan), who I quite like, am inspired by at times, and slightly jealous(as im jealous of anyone who is able to do things they enjoy and finish projects). Recently he uploaded a video about the 2008 Garfield game ALONGSIDE a mod he made to better the experience of playing the old thing.
youtube
please watch, he always does a really good job at going juuust enough in depth to sate most curiosity- while also leaving stuff out and making you want to engage in whatever he's talking about. He's always super passionate about whatever it is, and it's really inspiring.
ANYWAYS. So of course I had to try the game out.
For a quick look see into my brain, I play just about any game that catches my interest- which isn't really bound by genre or mechanic. There are some exceptions, like fps or horror or sports. Despite this I still engage with these in other ways likes reviews or gameplay videos. In general I think as a (i dunno if i can really call myself a game designer despite going to school for it, i havent really done much after graduating thanks to depression and having that fun autistic life decline after losing structure)- it's good to have knowledge or experience of as many unique things as possible.
ANYWAYSANYWAYS. I also really liked the idea of the game.
For a short synops if you didn't watch the video or forget; you play as garfield, and odie just fucking wrecked the house. You need to fix this using a vacuum to grab items and put them back where they belong, as well as right skewed frames/posters on the walls. It's a really clever and grounded premise for the garfield world. Games that take place is a kinda mundane or simple world tend to either go really hard into a fantastical premise/mechanics or just do a puzzle game lol. So it's really refreshing to see a really solid idea that to the right people IS really engaging.
I am one of those people.
I LOVE organizing, putting puzzles together, doing the fun sorting for no reason.
Now I won't sugar coat it, the game is fucking rough around the edges. It is veryyyy much a product of its time and a licensed game. The controls are a clunky and take a bit to get used to, the use of the vacuum as well doesn't always 'just work'.
The main character controller is overall a bit sluggish, I was surprised that it doesn't just snap and change your direction when you go. Lining yourself up properly can take a few taps or needing to do like a full rotation. Most of the time this is fine, there are a few instances where there's an item to place/grab that's on a shelf where it becomes a fun game of trying to rotate the character lol.
There was also the fun realization that the vacuum uses two buttons, one for sucking and one for spitting. There are no tutorials in the game, which I imagine was fine at the time since the instruction manual most likely provided all this information. And really I probably should've looked it up, but it also would've been nice to have a pdf or something already in the files or even just the controls in a txt.
Speaking of controls, there is also a kick button. I didn't use this for the entirety of my playthrough lol. I think you can use it to kick Odie aside, he will charge you and knock into you in a quick stunned state, but it seemed really hard to pull off. For the most part I could just avoid him or just let him do his thing lol.
Along side this obstacle, are some light platforming puzzles- that use the items you relocate. Honestly I'm just super impressed by how everything ties together, sure the game is kinda shit, but it makes up for it with so charm and hella good cohesion. Literally nothing feels out of place. Even the few side missions you have to do (a vacuum themed one, a race, and a flower hunt) don't feel out of place. Thought to be honest none of them are particularly /fun/ either.
The game also has a time limit? When you start there is a timer counting down from 8 hours and you must finish everything by then. Do not be alarmed, this is extremely way too much time. By the time I finished(which i technically haven't done but I'll get there..) I had about 5 hours still left. The timer directly relates to the plot, the total destruction of the house is prefaced with John threatening Garfield with making him diet after he ate his lasagna(that was such a hard word to type holy shit) and scratched up some things. John saying that if he finds another thing ruined by the /time he comes back at 5pm/ the dieting will commence.
..5pm.... 8 hours?
Oh my god John left for his 9-5! The 8 hours directly means a full day passing. This is probably so small and most likely barely thought of, but the fact that to me it's so logical makes it just soooooooooo good. Another thing perfectly tying the whole thing together.
Okay but what about the actual game? It's not a simple free for all, you don't get access to the full house right away. There are also other artificial barriers created by the playing only being able to hold 3 items at a time. If you want to collect more you need to deposit some into a storage box which there are a few of, but they're not connected- so I just kept using the same one in the main hallway the entire time.
It's a lot of going back and forth between rooms and between them and the box.
You unlock the other rooms by completing the ones you have access too, It's a pretty obvious way to handle the progression and one that is handled well.
There were a handful of times though, that I got completely stuck. Often it was because of the camera and missing items that were tucked away in such a way that required wrestling with the camera in order to get the item in view. Though you don't actually need the item in view to suck/spit it out, as a first time player it made for quite frustrating moments. The camera often doesn't want to sit where you get it too. It feels like it was made for more open areas than it was programmed too and doesn't want to get closer to the player character. I think almost all the places where I missed something and couldn't find it till I watched a speedrun of it, were all small ish areas where getting the camera to actually see it was a struggle.
I was also really surprised that the cameras horizontal isn't inverted. I don't know if this was a change made by the mod, or if 2008 was already in the time where this change happened in the industry. I thought it happened around 2010. I'm curious to see if the ps2 version of the game had inverse. I'm someone who actually likes an inverted horizontal axis, so it took a bit to get used to and in general was a interesting brain thought to me.
A thing that I actually feel different about with evan is I actually /like/ the music. His mod replaced the music with some lesser known nintendo tunes, but I wanted to have the authentic experience- just to know.
And while initially the game sounds like a dumpster fire, I grew to enjoy it. It all sounds..fine. None of it is extremely bad, but none of it is any good either. It's all feels like royalty free stuff with like a hint of Sims music thrown in there. They're all earworms and kinda live rent free in my head now, seriously just the 'menu' music which is also the main first floor music is so stupid sounding(affectionate). I think my favourite is the upstairs theme, it's a bit more mellow, while still having aspects of frantic-ness to it. Cause ya know, need to clean before John gets home.
So I know I said I finished the game..and also said that I haven't actually. There is SOMETHING in the house that needs to be readjusted I think, I'm pretty sure I've completed all the rooms and the lasagna is done too (though it uh...the model reverted back to its empty version, it's kinda funny looking at all the items around it and it being empty again..i dunno if this is a major issue or not)...but what I assume is a final cutscene has not played. I most likely will need to rewatch a sr to finally finish the game.
Overall though, I would recommend the game if it sounds like something you'd be into. It is a fun experience, even with it's clunkyness. And the work Evan has done is really awesome.
If i wasn't in such a deep funk there's a lot of cool things that could be done with the game and it's ideas. There are already tools to export the models, so i imagine updating or just goofing around with the textures would be possible and probably fun to do. Or even going further and just remaking the mechanics to make something new with the ideas..or going crazier and remaking the whole game in like unity to better various things like the controller lol
i've always wanted to get into modding and weird game stuff, but always fall short in getting myself to -actually do the thing- *sighs* maybe when the funk ends..
but i digress, HERE is the link
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“i had a dream about the Borderlands are Yours trailer last night for like the 7th time so i guess i ought to do the analysis before i have a breakdown”
find the trailer here
~discussion of the cloth map spoilers occurs in here, but nothing else. if you’re worried about those spoilers do not read~
non-spoiler tl;dr: we discuss why rhys’s head implant is yellow instead of blue in this one particular scene and also go thru a bunch of theories as to what tf is up with Zer0. and some other stuff about giant space lasers
so the intro is pretty much the same as the we are mayhem trailer so we’re gonna ignore that since we figured out where sanc-iii was
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pretty sure this scene has been shown already too, in the official announce trailer, i remember taking note of the pink shots
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another cov camp on pandora (see elpis in the back). ive said it before and ill say it again i adore amara’s as animations
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seen this a bajillion times as well
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from we are mayhem near the end. also im still lowkey convinced that robot directly to the right of moze is jakobs. i know i’m probably wrong but... i want to believe. it reminds me of a cowboy
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The Are. this is directly below Sanc-III (u can see the wall in the background)
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eden-6!!! im interested in the signs in the back there
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Prison, Reliance, Jakobs Estate, and... amoe kyuri??? wtf does this say?? idek.
This A Way (glad to know Claptrap will haunt us from beyond Sanc-III)
im interested in the Prison. i wonder if that’s any of those concrete structures/buildings we’ve been seeing across eden-6. i was under the assumption those were like testing facilities, but a prison would also make a whole hell of a lot of sense.
actually
given this sign here over the bridge to the left of the above shot
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and the fact we see this concrete structure on the far left in this coming shot
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that might actually make some lick of sense...
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also can i just say i love the aesthetic of this supply line
so there’s a lot of shots here we’ve already seen and gone over multiple times, im not going to do that again. sorry but... eh.
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maliwan = cultists confirmed
i mean if the cult-themed t-shirts being maliwan colored didn’t already cue us in on that, this definitely should lol
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and speaking of this shot, i wonder if this has anything to do with Rhys’s building? the one his office would be in. it looks like there are multiple levels to the right of this robo
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ah maliwan working with the cult why am i not surprised
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rhys gets fucking annihilated (TM)
in all honesty... given this quest name
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“Space-Laser Tag” and the subsequent quest “Atlas, At Last” makes me honestly think rhys is about to seriously get fucked up
which sucks. i like rhys. we’ll talk more about this in a second, but i don’t think its coincidence the VHs have come up to the asteroid belt to stop the giant space laser and thus are not on Promethea where the laser is going to hit
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better look at this shot, that definitely looks like a rampager to me. i get it, i think. gearbox is hyping up this rampager fight to be super awesome, show it in all the promotional material, have a kickass fight with it, then the twins come in and steal the kill from you. they steal the satisfaction from getting to kill this super hyped-up vault monster.
im picking up what you’re putting down, GB. 
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did not realize fl4k actually snaps. how the heck do they do that?? gotta be hard with metal caps as their fingers tbh
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404 space station not found
we’re back on the asteroid
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... why this gun shoot tentacles :|
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this is art
wheres his head going
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i was so distracted by the razor blade status effect (??? zeroes??) i didn’t notice the giant-ass A on this banner
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OwO what’s this for
~A~
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also this which... looks like it could be an amara skill. maybe the one that releases elemental projectiles after an enemy is damaged? feel like we would’ve seen that one already tho.
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thinking of this one, im pretty sure we should’ve seen this in one of the many, many gameplay videos (im so jealous) already available.
so if it is, baller, if it’s not, im not too surprised.
it does also seem to be targeting the double cause its shield becomes visible after being hit
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i thiiink this is eden-6? in which case it may be that facility tina, brick, and mordy are in (the windows). which may, in retrospect, be that prison we’ve been hearing about
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cool angle of the HBC. im pretty sure we’ve seen this shot before, too.
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before we get to the actual best part of this scene
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this looks very Athenas-like. possibly eridian? although the lights are throwing me off. i suppose the order or someone from the order could’ve built these structures... but what for??
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heheheh
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also this fucker has those rocks growing out of his head, too
the ones from the alien guns
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somewhere outside the RC
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back at it again in the space station
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also this maliwan thing looks so fucking cool
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duuuude looks like the cult got their hands on more than just maliwan hoverwheels, check out that dropship on the left!!! looking cool asf
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the cars are STUNNING
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holy shit this skin is amazing
very siren-esque
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we’ve gone over this clip already but given now that we know the maliwan base thing is on the asteroid, it’s fitting to re-address it i think
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a look at one of the metal bois (that im still convinced are jakobs lol)
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i love the way this thing looks
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the portal seems to be giving off the same blue sparkles we’ve seen on pandora
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these
[edit] we also see them in the newest new trailer as Sanc-III zooms off into space. which is interesting.
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dunno wtf that means, but yeah. they exist
probably some weird eridian/other dimension shit.
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more eden-6
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goliath looking amazing. not red and is wearing a helmet, so that’s interesting
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looks like a part of the space station
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biggggg hallway. im honestly loving how huge these maps seem to be
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geniviv! i love her boss fight sooo fucking much.
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honestly looks like so much fun
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more c a r s
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this fucker
probably eridian
i mean it seems to be absorbing the pink-ish energy from the moving stones so i assume its got some sort of link going on
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also comparing the mask and arm bit to what we’ve seen rhys hand us on promethea
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this thing???
but yellow instead of pink
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u kno all this
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ye
then again it does sorta ruin the eridian tech so maybe... it’s not lol
honestly my other guess is this is part of that ‘experimental forest’ we’ve seen signs for during the eden-6 demo. dunno why it’s destroying the eridian ruins tho. maybe those pink b e a m s are hurting it? entirely possible. some sorta... life succ ability like Tyreen.
but i don’t think it’s coincidence this thing has shown up right on top of some Eridian ruins/buildings/whatever. the leftmost part though looks like it could be human technology, which is weird. maybe some weird sort of mish mash. human tech that trees/plants grew onto and eridian ruins accidentally powered up. iunno man. im tiored.
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rhys’s implant is glowing orange/yellow-ish which is very new
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this is from the dev trailer (not glowing at all in the darkness)
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from the promethea twitter trailer
and honestly that’s pretty wild to me because in tftbl rhys’s implant glows blue 
shown when he’s in the vault next to fiona
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in bl3 during the We Are Mayhem trailer while using his ECHO eye
oh also since i just noticed
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from the promethea demo
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this scene
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also from the promethea demo
they’re missing their monomolecular edge!
we’ll get back to zer0 in a secco
anyway you know who else’s head implant glows?
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im not saying katagawa is replacing rhys because their implants are on opposite sides of their heads, but i am saying Katagawa WANTS Rhys in Maliwan and... well, Rhys’s forehead implant isn’t glowing yellow in any other shot we see of him
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idk gamers i just think its sus
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also rhys is holding onto that thing we see him handing to us in the Promethea trailer
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this thing?? you know?
the eridian thingie majig
tho these look like two different areas... unless there’s like a very drastic wall change between angles (which there may be- these fans look identical)
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which makes sense that Maliwan would want it (for the big laser thing maybe?? since we know they’re going for activating said laser)
... but honestly i get the feeling this is in some way related to... after the laser. especially since we know that that eridian thingie matches up with this one on pandora
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in which case... wtf is the laser for? it definitely looks like its destroying stuff on the surface...
rhys also seems to have knowledge about the eden-6 vault key since he projects it during the dev trailer
me thinks someone got h a c k e r o n i e d
alright galaxy brain theory time:
rhys gets hacked by maliwan not only bc they want a merger, but also because he has info on the vaults/giant space laser, forces zer0 to be maliwan branded now since atlas is joining maliwan, zer0 finds out rhys is not willingly joining maliwan and is instead under maliwan control and tries to forcibly take the key away from him, we stop zer0 and save rhys from both the assassin and maliwan control
🤷‍♂️
Alright but in all seriousness there’s only 2 ways this can go
1. that’s actually our zer0
2. that’s actually not our zer0
and there’s a lot of theories running around about that and i guess we ought to address them
so for 1 there’s a few possibilities:
1. zer0 is a robo/cyborg and got hacked by maliwan (i personally don’t like this one bc i don’t want to know what zer0 actually is. it is a ~m y s t e r y~)
2. zer0 got paid more money to eliminate rhys and is doing so
3. zer0 decided killing their boss would be the ultimate challenge and thus decided to try it out... by joining maliwan
4. they’re faking rhys’s death and/or zer0 is infiltrating maliwan
5. zer0 got the brainwashed/their bodysuit got hacked (i would be interested to see if the monomolecular edge tech caused them to get captured or smth. i mean if there’s a tracker on it, then zer0′s decepti0n wouldn’t exactly work cuz they turn invisible... but they’d still be seen)
6. rhys got the brainwashed/hacked and zer0 is attacking him to get the eridian thingie/key/relic/whatever back
personally i’m curious how they’d play off 1-3 given Zer0 and Rhys are both shown on sanc-iii and zer0 even has crew challenges
im saying idk if the crimson raiders would appreciate zer0 attacking/trying to kill an ally without very good reason.
which is why i’d imagine 4-6 are the more reasonable answers?
also given the explosion of Promethea (what we’re assuming is Promethea) is green and also the laser we see maliwan controlling is purple, i wonder if that’s some brainwashing juice instead of... other stuff. cuz like.
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this is elpis’s giant space laser. very radiant and like... ribbon-y? and has all that blue stuff and orbs and mm.
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THIS is Promethea’s very solid and has circles and just. looks straight up like a death laser.
and yeah again it could be modified by that human-looking (?) tech around it to be like a brainwashing b e a m or something
or just more precise. that too.
and honestly idk if this could destroy a planet like how we see the planet (that we are assuming is promethea bc of the asteroid belt) in the sanc-iii article
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it’s a solid ‘yeah that’s more likely than my theory’. might take a lot of time tho. or maybe those energy rings power it up or deal more damage when they hit the planet...
oh also given Tina literally says “WE blowing up this whole mother humpa”
and the reason im questioning the human-looking tech around it is because
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typhon and leda 100% noticed something here. i guess if it was altered by humans after typhon and leda found it then that would make sense?
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we’ve also got this from the tree guy, so i don’t know for certain.
anyway number 2
(2. that’s actually not our zer0)
i love these ones
1. that’s 0ne (zer0′s assassin’s assassin from the son of crawmerax dlc)
2. maliwan made a/hired a copy of zer0 and it’s easy to copy their voice/way of speech bc of the modulator (that’s just a fake implanted into atlas to steal all their secrets)
and all of these have the idea that the real zer0 shows up to save rhys at the end of this scene (explaining the blue light)
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this
i personally disagree on that being zer0′s sword. tbh it looks more like a maliwan weapon or a laser or smth to me. that said it could be a weird effect because they’re in decepti0n or smth.
most of these theories have the idea that the real zer0 is either off with Fiona or Lorelei or just off on their own and only show up later. i wouldn’t even be surprised, given their line at the end of Tales. you know the one where they diss rhys like “i was talking to her” lol
so i don’t really have much to add to these. personally i believe that’s our zer0 up there, but i wouldn’t be shocked if something happened with the monomolecular edge that allowed maliwan to create a copy of zer0. or brainwash/control them. whichever. 
i do like the reintegration of 0ne into the story, that’d be a hilarious call-back, but i worry it’d be too obscure (a side quest in a headhunter dlc) for the majority of players. we’ll see
it’s weird if brainwashing or mind controlling thru the maliwan tech is the case bc the monomolecular edge isn’t present on their maliwan sword. or their future sanc-iii sword (but that part DOES make sense bc why would they keep that).
(alright also so i just took a bunch of nyquil cuz im sick as a dog so if this devolves into incoherent rambling im so sorry)
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ah aurelia
i love her to bits but i don’t trust her because i mean... she worked alongside Nisha and Wilhelm and Alistair dislikes her. there’s like a 50-50 shot she’ll become evil
i would not be surprised if this is a boss fight (door looks frozen over on the left there) but also i would not be surprised if she’s helping us fight off waves of enemies given it looks like we’re in the jakobs manor
like i said 50-50
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her attack does make the camera wiggle a bit, usually that happens if the attack injures the player viewing it (with the hud off) cuz it will give a stagger effect
so take that with a grain of salt. also we don’t see aurelia on sanc-iii when hammerlock and wainwright are both there in the group shot in the launch trailer
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this fucker i already talked about a bunch in my reddit post on the eridium subject so im going to link that here. i might have already spoken about it on here tbh... i can’t remember lol
anyway here’s the copy and paste from there to here
you can see a huge Tink with Eridium growing out of his head and what look to be Eridium horns. And he's being elementally charged from an Eridian floor tile (in one of those temples, probably the Pandoran one but it could be Athenas, I guess). Kind of like how Bloodwing (also bigger) becomes elementally charged by Jack using element-throwers to change her element. i know it's a cultist tink because on his right shoulder (our left) he has those glow-y pink/purple tubes that are on the CoV guns and other cultists (like goliaths). and while i'm not sure if this is solely Eridian stuff (since they're in a temple) or because of the twins, it's definitely something that should be talked about. 
wait no yeah i did talk about this because of the athenas post. i just remembered lol
uhhh whoops. double dipping i guess lol sorry
still not sure if this is Pandora or Athenas. kind leaning towards Pandora atm
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i like how this guy is able to make a cryo wall thing
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he goes to smash it but we don’t get to see what happens cuz it cuts to another rampager
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dishing out corrosive/radiation (??) attacks while someone shoots it with a fire weapon
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this bamf which i KNOW i discussed in that athenas post
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also something i haven’t noted is that his roar seems to be activating something here, like a spiral light of dooooom. also more blue sparkles. maybe summoning an assist? or a debuff/attack aoe. 
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there is also this weird light near its legs that moves with the camera and sorta reminds me of the weird real-life face talky siren thing. you know the one
very curious as to what this is cause i haven’t seen it in any other scene with a rampager in it. maybe some sort of connection to the spiral/whirlwind thing it’s making?
oh wow im tired now lol
well bl3 is fully downloaded on my computer gamers, so we can officially say it’s happening!!!
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EPISODE #1
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As the cast get settled into the Dragonfly Inn, tensions arise between a few guests. Personalities don’t always mesh and alliances are formed quickly in the first few days of the game. Let’s check in on the houseguests as we begin our journey on Gilmore Girlssssss Bigggggg Brother!
Andrew
Lov it is lit rally 6 hours ahead of est in italy and like my dummy dum dum ass was like oooooo lets play this fuckin game that starts in the middle of my italy trip?? so i love that for my brain. i saw the post, saw clash and dan got the twist thingy, talked to some people for a little bit, and then went the fuck to bed
Isaac
This cast fucking blows.
Randy
5 of the cast are women, 16 are bitches ding ding is it bad that i dont see myself not making it late game like i thought i had an uphill battle but these bitches accepted me so easily so this is gonna be easy
Chelsea
Hi everyone! I'm gonna try to stay on top of my shit but no promises. There are a lot of people that I don't know at all in this game, but so far Randy, Clash, Nick, and Dani have been the people to message me. Dani and I played Guyana together and did well, so it's nice to have her as someone to talk to this early on.
I don't really see any obstacles yet, it's all a matter of how i bring my game to the table and who i learn does it better. This is my second BB game so I have a little bit of learning to do since the gameplay is a bit different than Survivor.
I love the idea of going to Friday night dinner. Not only do i love dinner and Friday nights, but i think it's completely fair and chill. Your decisions may or may not help you and that's what I like. I enjoy seeing how advantages work for different people and how people make weaker ones work in their favor.
I joined this game last minute when I wasn't planning on playing for a while, so I'm still trying to get mentally prepared for the conversations and challenges ahead. I hope that doesn't put a target on my back.
Nick
https://youtu.be/KKrQn3xNd1A
( a little while later) 
Still no reply from Karen but according to Randy, Karen has a premade that she plans on sticking with all game. Randy also told me he wants me to win hoh but I don’t know if I really want it.
(a little while after that)
Karen messaged me which is a yay! I’m hoping he was just busy and didn’t see my message but who knows... can’t wait to play this first hoh and get last in it probably!
Andrew
at this point with the people left who can still win hoh.....i think theres a chance that dani or madison could put me up just bc idk them and im having very boring, fake conversation with them lmao. i love being a meninist! anyway-- i think id be fine with everyone else? i hope. so likeee fuck this hoh ig. i dont need it. if i somehow get it, ill just put up the people that ive talked to the least? also im lowkey worried JG would put me up just bc we arent talking a lot. i should talk to him more huh.. anyway i would hope im good w everyone else. nick - who i was worried about - even told me im good with him if he wins hoh and i told him same. so wow oh wow ive made my first deal of the game
Head of Household commences and Clash is the Head of Household after a water balloon fight. Alliances begin to form as a obvious friendship of Karen, Isaac, Ricky and Andrew is spotted by another emerging friendship of Nick, Madison and Randy. But, is everything as it seems? 
Liana
Hi first confessional here. I've been struggling with playing 2 games at the same time it's hard to keep up. Now i get some quiet time to catch up this lovely morning. This cast is fun and varied. I was excited to see some people I've played with in the past (Drew, Karen, Isaac, Andrew, Dan, and Ricky) and meet some new people. I'm finding it hard to message people because I hate the awkward small talk in the beginning but I don't want to get targeted. While I know those people from the past, they're also obstacles because I know, according to timestamps, Karen and Isaac targeted me in the HOH and they're probs definitely working together. I'm hoping I can stay under the radar for now and let large groups go after each other until I get a chance to build more relationships.
Madison
Let's review
In the past 24 hours I have: -implied f2 with Dan -implied f2 with Nick -f2 with Clash -Alliance with Nick and Randy -implied alliance with Bobby and Nick -alliance with Randy Adrian JG Clash
Nick
Clash winning HOH is acceptable! I think he trusts and likes me and he wanted me to win hoh when I was still in which shows something. On top of that we both had the same sorta idea to put Isaac and Karen up which I’m just here like “bye bye bitches” and these inactive players will hopefully learn how to speak some English.
Dan
Clash winning hoh is like a damn Hawaiian vacation for me. I don’t have to worry about being nominated, I still don’t have to talk to these crackheads, and I can maybe get noms how I want them. I love being pretty
Ricky
My first night in the Dragonfly Inn was riddled with terrible associative experiences in my real life, .org life, and romantic life. So....not great.
Adrian
im here and im ready to dominate
Drew
Right now i don't have a game, Andrew and I keep talking about maybe deciding to start playing but then everyone else who's like old school PI type people that we could tap (Ricky, Isaac, Karen) keep sucking massive ass
so the plan is to be just barely known enough to survive and then we'll reassess in like three rounds when i start wanting to win challenges
aka when the cast gets normal sized
Andrew
i mean im gonna work with isaac and ricky for sure i think bc we're a power trio and can fuck shit up when we put each of our single brain cells together. i like also wanna work with karen and/or drew and/or sammy bc they all me friends. i usually dont trust karen or drew for too long in games but like this is bb and not survivor and i play these 2 games v differently so we'll see what happens. madison and nick were really giving me nothing to work with night one even tho i wanted to have more indpeth convo with them. dan and jg i wanna try working with. clash..... we're gonna manipulate xoxo
clash has been involved with a lot of drama in this community and to be real i still dunno how i feel about him cuz like,,,,,ive only hosted him? and hes kinda immature but like also ig i can work close with him in an actual game and get better bearings on who he is.. maybe he can be a good ally? maybe i can just manipulate the fuck out of him and get him to say he loves me after knowing me for 6 days?
(a little while later)
me to dani: yeah it’s hard being in everyone’s pms haha Also me: rapid fire texting every single houseguest all the way from the homeland
(a little while later)
I'm tryna talk to everyone just so I'm not nominated because for whatever reason I have a bad track record of getting nommed week one? I only wanna win veto comps if I'm actually on the block. HOH rn is dumb and I'm just gonna do the bare minimum to keep myself from being nominated lol
(a little LATER after that)
okay so im gonna make a list from 1 being who i wanna mcshoot to 11 being no pls i dont wanna pull the trigger piglet
1. Madison ew smelly 2. Dani kinda smelly dont trust it 3. JG i like dunno where i stand w him 4. Clash i think he trusts me but that would be crackhead hour 5. Randy same with Clash but less hormonal(?) 6. Liana dont think she'd put me up.. 7. Karen same with Liana but im better fwiends w her uwu 8. Nick we made a deal so like? stick to it?? 9. Adrian a cool man that I wanna get closer to 10. Isaac we tryna power trio w him and Ricky 11. Ricky I think he'd have a better chance at beating Isucc
1 is take em out chief and 11 is sweet bb boi owo
(jesus take the wheel the cameraman gets super tired but Andrew keeps speaking)
Dear diary, clash won hoh today, and I hope he doesn’t put me up. If he does, then I’ll just bully him by constantly posting the screenshots of him confessing his love to Madison kimrey in the house chat. Till next time! Andrew <3
also yikes I guess dani assumes I’m the one who took her out in the challenge but like there were 8(?) of us left and lit rally lov we’ve talked for like 5 minutes so I could not give less of a shit lol
I could use Dani’s passive aggression to fuel a nuclear power plant
After the nomination ceremony where Isaac and Liana are nominated, tensions brew between Bobby and Isaac (which makes Isaac concoct a lie to make Bobby feel bad for being mean). The houseguests start to form alliances on late night calls, notably Madison’s two alliances Weiner Hard and The Chipettes. 
Nick
VL Cast Assessment/Opinions:
Adrian - We don’t exactly talk often but I feel quite safe with him... he gives me laying low type player vibes and I’m gonna let him do his thing! Overall like him a lot and there’s potential with him as an ally in the game.
Andrew - He’s quite chill! He and I talk a lot and I personally really like him and his attitude. I think he doesn’t scream threat but late game he may be the main social player and threat to win. I consider him a worthy ally
Bobby- I LOVE BOBBY! He’s overall really fun and has a great personality. We are definitely close in this game! The one issue is he makes it very clear he hates Ricky and that could put a target on him and possibly me if they think we are close. He’s someone who I will 100% have their back in the game
Chelsea - She’s sweet... nice personality and doesn’t seem to have any enemies. I think she’s a super nice person and there’s really nothing negative to say about them at the moment besides I wish we connected more sooner.
Clash - CLASH IS AMAZING! We knew each other way before this and we already had the bond but we never worked together... hopefully this time it will be different and we can work with each other long term!
Dan - I love him but the house thinks otherwise... people see him as a kind of a crazy over the top player based on past games... but in my opinion it’s better to have those types of people on your side rather than against you in these types of games...  sadly he might be a common target in this game.
Dani - Dani is so kind and I love her so much! We talk all the time  and the only issue I have with her is that she’s after Madison who I also like and trust. Their feud might ruin my game long term!
Drew - I like drew but I feel like he automatically thinks I’m with him because we know each other... we haven’t talked a ton but when we do I enjoy the talks a lot as he’s genuinely a good and funny guy!
JG - Same a Clash where I knew him before this and I trust him but we never played together! I think everyone likes him and he is someone who I gotta trust or I’ll fall out of the loop.
Karen - Rocky start but we actually talked a bit and connected a bit. I’m hoping for more but as of now I don’t trust Karen that much.
Liana - Chips wife omg I love you. they are nominated right now and I’m worried people will evict her because if she “puts the baby down” as some say, she may be really threatening long term in the game.
Madison - Hate this bitch... obviously joking but she can be trouble long term if I don’t keep an eye out for her... she’s going to create and be in drama and I gotta be ready to deal with the aftermath. Trust and love her but she can ruin everything for me in one day if she wasn’t in the right head space
Randy - This bitch is so funny! I want to work so bad with randy and I think it may actually happen! He is someone I hope I can count on long term in the game!
Sammy - We are slowly making connections and he reaches out to me very often so I’m happy to see someone is reaching out to make a bond with me rather the other way around! I’m excited for what’s to come!
Isaac - He might as well not talk to anyone at all because he’s basically inactive... he didn’t even speak to the hoh when they made nominations then got mad when they went up... it’s annoying that you think you deserve to stay over Liana who’s putting work in.
Ricky - I like him! He talks with me which is nice and I’m just overall looking forward to more conversations because I find him funny and interesting!
Andrew
I wasn’t nominated which was lit and clash said I’m one of his closest allies.. dunno if that’s true or not but I’ll run with it for now. Liana being nominated im neutral about but isaac could be an issue bc I’m supposed to be working with him. But sometimes he’ll go inactive in games? And idk why. I guess his aunts in the hospital which is a yikes but also he shouldn’t be surprised if he’s on the block. Also calling clash an incel and Bobby a dick in the chat is a look but also Bobby kinda WAS being a dick so like understandable. PS - who has the social tact now miss isaac? ... ily
Madison
Idk if I could trust Nick fully because he's already backstabbed Randiddy and my keeping things from both him and Bobby is just easier for me. I'm gonna keep my mouth shut this time and not cause too many fights but I also wanna fight most of these people. The noms are also sexy as hell and I hope Liana goes because she has a child to take care of and she should go back to that
Randy
https://youtu.be/QZC4skhewkg
The veto commences, and Sammy reigns victorious in the Word Ladder challenge. Isaac and Liana remain final nominees. But will rumors of the “premade” on a house call seal Isaac’s fate?
Ricky
literally not one single person has spoken to me today except sammy and he said hello and nothing else so i’m not doing shit until i am told anything
Randy
youtube
Andrew
so i think isaac is dying and people are coming to me like "i know hes ur fwiend uwu" and im like well im obviously not gonna be a dumb dumb bubblegum lookin ass bitch and rock any vote when im tryna play this UTR friendly to everyone game. my game rn is based purely on conformity and being a wallflower. so if isaac has to get sent down the river then bring me a boat bitch
Madison
i can't wait to evict all these boring ass people
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Conversation
Waytfm hype-train: @$11.87 Doki doki time motherfucker
Tormeson: We expect good, written commentary
biglawk: oh my god it's happening
Danimark: I expect great things
Waytfm hype-train: @$11.87 get the fuck in here and start playing
Waytfm hype-train: So help me god, I will ban you
$11.87: ok but i only have one hour
$11.87: one sec
Waytfm hype-train: Fuck, why are you so awful
Waytfm hype-train: Skip whatever the fuck it is
$11.87: i have a life my dude
biglawk: get your shit together 11
biglawk: jesus christ
$11.87: i have to go to UVA
Waytfm hype-train: you have a game to play, fuck your life
biglawk: how about you fucking call UVA up and tell them to wait
Waytfm hype-train: ^
Tormeson: :veryTru:
$11.87: https://www.twitch.tv/movkeyb
Waytfm hype-train: Wait, are you legit streaming this?
$11.87: not with commentary, but yeah
$11.87: since my gf is sleeping
$11.87: but if you want to follow along
Waytfm hype-train: We demand commentary here
Waytfm hype-train: Type it out
$11.87: yeah i'll do that
$11.87: but you can watch along
Waytfm hype-train: I might pop in
$11.87: hmm what should my name be
$11.87: a boat name generator says i should be "Limerick II"
$11.87: so thats my name
Waytfm hype-train: No, that's awful
Waytfm hype-train: Name yourself oby
$11.87: nah im a boat rn
Waytfm hype-train: Fucking restart the game
$11.87: fine
$11.87: yeesh
Waytfm hype-train: You're almost at sec's level of playthrough awfulness
$11.87: oh the sayori girl came up to me
$11.87: brb putting on pants irl
biglawk: i'm going to be sick
Tormeson: @secular25 your gameplay was fine I'm sorry for having mocked you
Waytfm hype-train: haha
Waytfm hype-train: @secular25 Fuck you sec, you'll never be forgiven
$11.87: this game is far improved when i think of myself as being a boat
Waytfm hype-train: I'll make that game for you
$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434352582534889483/unknown.png?width=400&height=48
Waytfm hype-train: Hatoful Boatfriend
$11.87: i feel insulted
Tormeson: I want a british Sayori calling you a chav now
10: 04 AM] $11.87: =\
https: //media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434353085293527050/unknown.png?width=400&height=61
$11.87: fuck off main character
$11.87: you're so melodramatic
biglawk: MC is the worst
Tormeson: 0 to hate in 25 seconds flat
Waytfm hype-train: Fucking MC
Tormeson: Impressive
$11.87: who is MC
Tormeson: Main Character
biglawk: main character you dip
$11.87: oh ok
$11.87: i meet girl with large bust, named "girl 1"
$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434353366458564608/unknown.png?width=400&height=183
Waytfm hype-train: That's how you know it's anime
$11.87: > this club is full of incredibly cute girls
$11.87: MC confirmed thirsty
$11.87: well, thats a given, seeing as he is a boat
Waytfm hype-train: Holy shit, I'm banning you
$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434353710894940180/unknown.png?width=400&height=65
biglawk: uwu
Tormeson: :smilepls:
$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434354038256173066/unknown.png[10:07 AM] Tormeson: That's the only anime emoji I have
Tormeson: I think
biglawk: i long watching 11 screenshot things
Waytfm hype-train: Everytime I see the name "Limerick" I want to just delete this whole channel
$11.87: Limerick II
Waytfm hype-train: Mes, how can you not have anime emojis?
Tormeson: I dunno, I'm not in servers that have a lot :shrug:(edited)
$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434354508496371730/unknown.png?width=400&height=44
$11.87: why is everybody so coy
$11.87: "these are good cupcakes you made"
Waytfm hype-train: Motherfucker, have you read a VN before?
$11.87: gasp HOW DARE YOU
Waytfm hype-train: Also, if you wanted to bump the resolution down to like 720 or what have you, I'd appreciate it. not only is my internet carried in by carrier pigeon, but I also have a daily datacap
Waytfm hype-train: it's pretty awful
$11.87: one sec
$11.87: its at 720 and 10 fps
Waytfm hype-train: Aight, I can do doki doki powerpoints
Waytfm hype-train: Hopefully
biglawk: 11 you broke your stream wtf
Waytfm hype-train: It's at 480p now, actually
$11.87: its working for me
$11.87: oh oops
$11.87: lemme fix that
Tormeson: Eleven, my first VN was DDLC and even I wasn't surprised by this
Waytfm hype-train: Go play Saya no uta, Mes
Waytfm hype-train: stream it
Tormeson: I have exams tho
Tormeson: After exams?
$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434356081435607040/unknown.png?width=400&height=32
Waytfm hype-train: You think I care about your life
$11.87: time to seduce monica
Waytfm hype-train: She's onto you 11
Waytfm hype-train: Abort game
Waytfm hype-train: Get the fuck out of there
$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434356229834407936/unknown.png
10: 16 AM] $11.87: some romance going on in here
Tormeson: Monika would probably wipe the floor with you, Eleven
biglawk: you don't even stand a chance
Tormeson: And I'm not talking about her club, just Monika
$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434356457534914560/unknown.png?width=400&height=216
$11.87: title screen
$11.87: stop telling me about these teacups when you've not animated them
$11.87: they just have their hands behind their back
$11.87: thats a weird ass way to hold your cup of tea
$11.87: "ah i read a horror book once"
$11.87: me_irl
$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434356908489703424/unknown.png?width=400&height=27
Tormeson: I think Eleven is our world's MC
Waytfm hype-train: Yeah, Saya no Uta is kinda bad. it's a shame, because it's a cthulhu love story, basically, but cthulhu is a loli and it kinda ruins it
Tormeson: Fun fact my second VN was DDRC
Tormeson: I haven't played any other VNs
Waytfm hype-train: Oh, boy
$11.87: i have 200 hours in some anime dating sim
$11.87: but i just afk'd that for two weeks
$11.87: im not really one for VNs or animes in general
biglawk: lmao
Waytfm hype-train: No, fuck off, you don't get to say "I have 200 hours in a dating sim" and "I'm not one for VNs"
Waytfm hype-train: You shit
biglawk: ddlc was my first and so far only VN
$11.87: who tf is like this
https: //media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434357829168660480/unknown.png?width=361&height=300
biglawk: nic
$11.87: this girl is going to snap her spine or something
$11.87: also is there some fan thats out of shot that makes the hair billow
Tormeson: No she's just perfect
Tormeson: Doesn't need a fan
Waytfm hype-train: Mes
Tormeson: And she has a strong spine
biglawk: we're all her fans
Waytfm hype-train: Don't
$11.87: oh no
$11.87: i actually have to do something
Waytfm hype-train: You trash
$11.87: i forgot that this was a game and not just a powerpoint
$11.87: since i spent the last 20 minutes just reading the slides
biglawk: who are you gonna try to bang
Tormeson: You
Waytfm hype-train: Write your poem
Waytfm hype-train: Go go go
Tormeson: :ablobwink:
biglawk: :heart_eyes:
$11.87: monica obviously
$11.87: what the heck how does this work
$11.87: um
$11.87: time to write some magical literary masterpiece
Waytfm hype-train: Click a word
Waytfm hype-train: then click another
Waytfm hype-train: And do that until you've spilled your heart out onto a page
$11.87: > suicide
Waytfm hype-train: >picking papa
$11.87: > one girl jumps up and down excitidly
Waytfm hype-train: hmmm
$11.87: i have daddy issues, ok?
Waytfm hype-train: You have no idea
Waytfm hype-train: Yuri is trash-tier, just so you know
Waytfm hype-train: Natsuki is like a worm crawling around on the ground
biglawk: delete tihs
Tormeson: Yuri is trash-tier only if trash-tier means top-tier
Waytfm hype-train: My girl Sayori floats above like an angel though
$11.87: hmm mr "oh jeez whats a 'book'" is now effortlessly flirting
Waytfm hype-train: You're a fast learner
Waytfm hype-train: There had better be A)voice and B)a saved VOD when you finish this game after you're done with your other stuff
$11.87: hmm, i can probably record
$11.87: but rn my roommates are loudly watching something else
Waytfm hype-train: Eh, this first hour probably doesn't matter so much(edited)
$11.87: also yuri sure seems to be a datelet
biglawk: explain this word
$11.87: she is very ungood at being subtle
$11.87: she's bad at flirting
Waytfm hype-train: Have twitch save your past broadcasts, though, if they don't already
$11.87: i think the bigger question is "what sort of chad am i where so many people are tripping over themselves to date me"
biglawk: big booby goth tho
$11.87: they only do that if you have enough subs or something
Waytfm hype-train: That is a big question
Waytfm hype-train: I don't think they do?
$11.87: also brb im getting some water
$11.87: my recording software can probably do that
Waytfm hype-train: Haven't really looked too much into that
$11.87: " i just happened to buy two of them"
$11.87: hmm that was a bit heavy handed
Waytfm hype-train: You ain't seen shit
$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434360808248442881/unknown.png?width=400&height=37
10: 34 AM] Waytfm hype-train: Buckle up motherfucker
Waytfm hype-train: Quit ruining my posts, 11
$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434360967158300682/unknown.png?width=400&height=30
https: //media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434361015996645376/unknown.png?width=400&height=36
$11.87: > implying that the MC being a doofus will be a surprise twist
biglawk: but who is the real MC
$11.87: oh no
$11.87: stop bullying me
$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434361467806941200/unknown.png?width=400&height=184
$11.87: :thinking:
Tormeson: >LimerickII
I might just delete this channel
$11.87: i told you, im cosplaying as a boat
Tormeson: Hmmm
biglawk: why delete this whole channel when you can just delete 11
$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434361939792101376/unknown.png?width=400&height=36
$11.87: this some tasty smut
biglawk: lewd
Tormeson: Don't make me use this
https: //media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434362150668992512/Capture_2018-04-13-10-39-46.png?width=194&height=301
$11.87: > sorry i didn't know you were self concious about that sort of thing
$11.87: you fucking idiot MC
$11.87: brb getting water
$11.87: back
$11.87: oh no its decision making time
$11.87: who should i show my poem to
Tormeson: Who's your fav?
Waytfm hype-train: Gross
biglawk: decision time
Waytfm hype-train: No one wants you to whip out your poem
$11.87: ill show it to my waifu, monica
$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434363648316538902/unknown.png?width=400&height=78
$11.87: this game is not good at being subtle
Waytfm hype-train: Your face isn't good at being subtle
biglawk: i hate you and your boat
$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434364023979638804/unknown.png?width=24&height=300
$11.87: i like how this is handdrawn
$11.87: like, is that canon?
Waytfm hype-train: ?
$11.87: did monica actually draw this little slide thing on her paper
Waytfm hype-train: lol
biglawk: yes
biglawk: what do you think of her poem
$11.87: :shrug:
Waytfm hype-train: Monika's poems are shit
Waytfm hype-train: Natsuki has the good stuff
$11.87: roni just shouted "yuri is best girl"
$11.87: so i know who her waifu is
Waytfm hype-train: Roni, shut the fuck up
Waytfm hype-train: We're trying to have a moment here
biglawk: based roni
Tormeson: Roni is right
Waytfm hype-train: I'll ban all of you
Tormeson: Tell her that she's right
Tormeson: :(
Waytfm hype-train: I'll corrupt 11's game so he can't play anymore if you keep poisoning his mind
biglawk: i would be banned a million times for yuri
Waytfm hype-train: You will be
biglawk: oh no
$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434364791575019521/unknown.png?width=400&height=41
$11.87: thats some good mind reading MC has
$11.87: then again he's a boat so pretty much any action he takes is impressive
Waytfm hype-train: Go play hatoful boyfriend
$11.87: the fuck is this shit
$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434365292391563286/unknown.png
$11.87: this reminds me of that joke with the table
Tormeson: :tharking:
Waytfm hype-train: Flicka flicka
$11.87: why cant i tell what my poem is about
$11.87: it is just a bunch of random words on a piece of paper
Waytfm hype-train: Yeah, you're a pretty shitty poet
$11.87: hm this poem is the best imo
$11.87: its not 2deep4me
$11.87: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAA
$11.87: this poem is so trashy i love it
$11.87: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433621801512337410/434366555699019788/unknown.png?width=249&height=301
biglawk: way is going to ban you
Waytfm hype-train: Listen here you little shit
Tormeson: I'm not a Natsuki-boi but I actually like that poem
$11.87: > i dont get an option as MC to trash on her poem
$11.87: whats even the point of playing tbh
$11.87: anyway i need to head out
Waytfm hype-train: Yeah, you'd better get the fuck out of here
$11.87: i'll have my laptop so i can remote access if i have any downtime
$11.87: but i won't be able to alt tab as easily to give comments
Waytfm hype-train: Commentary is paramount
Tormeson: :ANGERY:
biglawk: just wait until you're back home
Tormeson: ^Way rn
$11.87: oh god i can't wait to get 0 sleep tonight
$11.87: im not bringing my bed
$11.87: so its blankets and floors for me and roni
Tormeson: >having a bed
You fucking bourgeois scum
(napkin) i might miss your msg: who is roni?
Tormeson: Eleven's gf
(napkin) i might miss your msg: understandable
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That behind closed doors vid eh? I took the time to change the angle/darkness on them for my own viewing so by comparing them to the other videos, my screengrabs might seem a little different, but that’s just bc i changed the pitch and yaw settings and adjusted the brightness.
spoilers technically bc this wasn’t released to the public by gearbox, so venture forth at your own risk. nothing story-wise, as far as i’m aware, though.
alright it took me a while to get things settled as i had to keep adjusting the saturation and stuff for different scenes but i am here and i am ready to ANALYZE
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as we pop into sanctuary-III we notice a new quest which I am like 40% sure is named “Going Rogue” which... is a pretty interesting name. “Being Reguo” is what I actually see but I don’t think that’s it.
we also have a couple of guns in the vending machine
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+3- Weapon Charge Speed so we know Maliwan guns have charge time so I’m glad there are perks to reduce that.
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a sniper sold by Amara
more reduced charge speed + melee damage
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Jakobs Assault Rifle! Bonus crit damage (hoping ARs are actually viable this time around), weapon accuracy, melee. 
I can’t read it, but I am assuming this is the rare spawn notification
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this seems like a hub for the rare enemy missions! that is so awesome
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2 of the rare enemies we can fight i am assuming
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some more. i actually thought the far left, 2nd over was zer0
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“I know it sounds impossible, but you’re going to have to stop the Unstoppable”.
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In-Game friend’s list
5 tabs, one of them looks like a key, maybe there are friend codes across consoles? Idk what the first tab is named, but they have 7 friends online. I believe the bottom one (Moze) is you and the top one is the person you’ll be joining? It shows what quest you’re on under your name. And for some reason there’s an icon of claptrap at the top, that very well may be the current player’s icon (as it’s also above Moze and it says gunner in the box). You can edit your status apparently, but idk what status means. there’s also a button for View Inventory.
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viewing the inventory rn
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edit group button below ur icon/profile
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new area
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the unstoppable man goliath himself
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more of the new area
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1 (one) fear: The Unstoppable
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he can apparently throw shit at us like Bullymongs did
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F in chat for Zane
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You can also shoot them out of the air
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“Don’t leave empty [handed?]”
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zoomer is so fucking cute
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he threw the tire thing and it flew behind him instead of forwards
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lmao
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also i 100% just noticed this but zoomer is red instead of the normal yellowish, might be bc of a perk or maybe zoomer conforms to zane’s skin as well? could’ve sworn he was wearing the basic bitch outfit tho
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moze and ib
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can’t tell if this is a skin or not lmao the quality is too terrible
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the quest called Sanctuary
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i think that is a new skin? it looks black instead of blue but again that may be the quality of the video
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oooo that’s different!!!! QUEST TO CUSTOMIZE SANCTUARY FOR THE INHABITANTS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 
THIS IS ALSO DIFFERENT!!!!
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vs the sanctuary-iii demo below
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the behind the doors demo ^
the sanctuary-iii demo v
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that’s a different list on the floor!!
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the mail menu/tab!!!!!!
New legendary pangolin shield gives nova, storage, and health. does more weapon damage while shields are depleted
“I said bitttttttcccchhhhhh”
Also, those fucking names are brilliant. “Amara (as Amara), CalypsoKilla86 (as Zane), Fl4k (as Moze), MC Hammerlock (as unlisted), Moze (as Moze), SkagLord9000 (as Moze), Captain_Fuzz_Lipp (Offline - picture is Rhys), and Maya (Offline - I think the picture is Maya)
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Maxxed-Out Sureshot++
“Thrown weapon MIRVs into 3 projectiles”
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“Are you sure? Are you sure you want to send this item? Sent mail cannot be returned.”
EDGELORD ZANE FLYNT AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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GRANDPA NEVER GREW OUT OF HIS HOT TOPIC PHASE TGSHDTJYRUKJETHYRWTEQ
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Moze heads! cool top hat skull
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Moze skins
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spooky scary. reminds me of Zer0′s pirate skin from captain scarlett
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MOZE COLORS AND IT’S REAL WE GET TO PICK OUR COLOR SCHEMES THANK YOU OMG
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GEARBOX ACTUALLY LET ME BE GAY IM YELLING
Moze emotes
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it looks like there is a wheel for emotes!!!
so far we see finger guns and a little heart. we also know there’s a wave and we’ve seen amara do the chicken dance.
Amara, and some of her heads
birb
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her hair holy shit that’s gorgeous
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is that a crimson raider helmet? that’s badass as fuck goddamn
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marcuS?
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oh no Amara’s a furry now
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drop from the rare enemy we see in the moze gameplay, maybe?
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psycho cultist mask
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warfstache?
Amara skins
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spooky. guessing there will be a halloween skin event?
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Fl4k!
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i think this is their VIP reward head
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Fl4k skins that change patterns
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looks like a hawaiian shirt pattern on their jacket
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camo
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glow?
idk but it looks awesome
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looks wintery to me, idk, maybe a floral print?
Zane heads
Soldier 76 reference i am guessing? I don’t play overwatch, im talking about the gay soldier guy with the visor lmao
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space dandy fucked dirk im-
there are also gun charms
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amara’s arm
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buttstallion’s tail iirc
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claptrap charm!
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... eye of the destroyer? i think? needs more teeth
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i have no idea lmao
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fl4k’s doggy bowl!
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helios hmmm
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jack’s mask D:
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moxxi’s hat
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psycho mask
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RHYS’S MOUSTACHE LMFAO
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?????
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tina’s bunny
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a toaster? finally i can go swimming with my guns-
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gearbox logo
weapon skins:
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more eden 6:
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is that is that an atlas building i see? or maybe thats SUPAMAX MFG!! they said we’d find a lot of crashed ships on Eden-6 (hey shoutout to my one post that said that the ship with bugs in it was gonna be the B-Team’s crashed ship that stranded them there, I WAS SO CLOSE)
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may be supamax mfg
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TINA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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looks they they’ve been living in the abandoned center (Jakobs? is it actually?)
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Jakobs manor in the background
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“Issarians” “Sarians” I dunno but they’re lil dinosaur thingies
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more jakobs manor
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i like the mix of old-timey shit and holograms/neon lights
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this place is fucking huge omg
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there’s like a library and everything holy shit
and it all goes to shit when the CoV get in there and hang people with TVs for heads (3rd trailer)
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looks like its a basement or smth
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volcano?  volcano? volcano? volcano?
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(also from the third trailer ^) ARE WE GONNA BLOW UP THE VOLCANO? FUCK YEAH
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Jabbers! cat monkey things. they are smart and can use guns
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dome - reminds me of the atlas biodome of which cassius is from
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(from TFTBL ^)
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but it's just empty :|
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some of the abandoned ships!
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definitely thinking that abandoned factory like area we see (Tina Brick and Mordy in) is SUPAMAX MFG. these ships are SUPER similar to Sanctuary-III
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THAT’S SO COOL??? this is straight outta skyrim holy shit. that giant skeleton on the tree holy fuck
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looks like some sort of factory area? pump/mining maybe?
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omfg lmao
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this looks awful lmao but they said there is a gas giant in the sky so i gotta believe them
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moze standing in what looks like the main menu
“[Iron Bear] is a little bit scuffed up - she’s seen some action”
they go on to talk about stuff we’ve already seen: about Moze’s action skills (hardpoints) and her skill trees
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a better look at Amara’s phasegrasp
The quest is
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“Bandit Jabber Hunter Spy”
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Zane and Amara running ahead
You can target your missiles to one or multiple enemies at once. that’s fuckin awesome
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more of Amara’s phasegrasp
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Zane’s clone in action
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“Lair of the Harpy”
And that’s it so far. That’s all we got. but holy shit was it a wild ride. I’m soooooo happy we get to pick our own colors for our skin designs. Seriously. So fucking happy. 
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