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cultrise · 8 months
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Hobie jerking off furiously while panting and moaning your name "fuck, wish it was you luv"
(its not even a want anymore, its a need☹️)
and he’s recording it and sending it to u, pushing his hips forward as he fucks his fist and imagines it’s you… his ringed fingers are full of cum… yup..
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programmerlily · 4 months
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Mood
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mod-doodles · 9 months
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Carmy: This is my meal, I call it Girl Dinner!
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rudnitskaia · 3 months
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Me, clicking on the blog in the reblog thread: 😊
Tumblr: Mature Content. This content has been hidden due to its potentially mature nature.
Me, clicking the "View blog" button: PFFT, dude, I'm 28, seriously, what haven't I seen in this world?
Me, opening that blog with a smile: ...
Me, scrolling that blog a bit further with a blank expression and a smile that rapidly fades away: .........h-huh...........
Me, closing that blog with regrets that I don't smoke: ...I guess I've had enough Internet for today...
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spiritusfabellas · 8 months
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My face exactly two seconds before I fall into insanity.
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goldenboots1 · 5 months
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Most of the hate is not from F1 supporters but from Max Verstappen haters. And it shows.
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lostestleo · 10 months
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Googled blob fish
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…not disappointed.
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szeretemacheddart · 4 months
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:(
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I can't tell if I should laugh or call the cops... Why not both :D
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shoverse · 1 year
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nessa called me dipshit...
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footballandfiasco · 10 months
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anyhow. this was an absolute frustrating & horrible experience to get tickets for a concert and it's insane that it works like that and people (including myself) are willing to do this. also. people online claiming to be better than others because they just had more luck? calling others failures because they could not get in? get a life & rethink your privilege.
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trennoandgreggo · 2 years
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this is definitely the funniest tweet i've seen today
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rogerzsteven · 1 year
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Buck bathroom breakdown truthers
Bobby’s in the bathroom
Eddie’s(?) in the bathroom
This fandom…. i’ve found my people 😂😭💜
Buck is alone in the bathroom with Daniel until eddie or Bobby barges in and tells him it's not real 😃
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honeygrahambitch · 1 year
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Was tired and scrolling TikTok and i froze because i thought i saw a massive criminal minds spoiler but it was just a Hannibal TikTok lmao
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stagefoureds · 1 year
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captainswife · 1 year
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as an aroace gal, i LOVE seeing people still calling platonic relationships as inherently ‘purer’ than romantic relationships :)
this is irony, btw. what is wrong with you
if you really believe a romantic relationship can never be as fulfilling, unconditional and rewarding as a platonic one, you really need to have a good long look at the way you approach love in general
the ‘as an aroace gal’ part is added in case people start calling me out for discriminating against aroace people. no, hon, i just have standards and common sense
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