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throwaway-yandere · 2 years

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wait. if dmirtri never died, mc would still die of eleazar. oh dear this alternate world also sounds horribly heart wrenching

😋 anon

As a dimitri simp spending the last of my days with him is a big W plus imagine him holding you as you pass away? Hell yeah. Make him kill every last one of them–

Whsjiwowkakak comrade (tofuxiaociao pls don't kill me for writing comrade multiple times) me too. The brainrots don't stop (especially tighnari's lol) and I want to fricking write and draw again so bad if it weren't for midterms. The manor scene is probably my fave intro out of all the fics I've written lololol. Pure pain. (or maybe it's just my fave cause dimi is there)

I have a separate alhaitham idea in mind (ONLY IF IT'S CANON THAT HE'S THE SCARLET KING) that everytime he reincarnates, he will always find the reader because they are his court jester lol–

Based on the wiki, the Scarlet King was in love with the Goddess of Flowers– so them just being a chaotic trio overall would be wild.

Mister "I-Went-Mad-After-My-Unrequited-Love-Died" and Miss "Literally-Chose-My-Own-Death" all falling for 1 elf who can't even recall their faces properly.

Imagine Nahida just dying inside watching yandere!Nilou and yandere!Alhaitham interact after Elf!Reader randomly asked them to play jenga or something "for my research about building rapport amongst other engineers in the field" cause they're nearby. Nahida's two reincarnated best friends "cordially" beefing over jenga pieces, and no one notices that the elf is cheating the entire time except for the God of Wisdom herself lmaooo

What did elf!reader learned from that experience?

Probably nothing, but at least they now know for once what Alhaitham looks when annoyed (+ they finally memorized Nilou's name and got a front-row seat to her next performance lol)

If everyone knew except elf!reader they'd probably be pissed, before feeling relief that "hey, that means that loser alhaitham's probably still in love with Nilou cause he went mad when she died."

Before having their dreams crushed after Alhaitham AND Nilou bothers them the next day about their dendro vision

("I used to be the Goddess of the Flowers! I'm an expert at this!"

"Step aside, you have a hydro vision. You're essentially useless.")

#ansytea-talks #tag: ocmc - cta #to those people who are wondering if they need to know dimitri to read the story: nope. not at all lol #😋 anon #al haitham our dumbass #tag: vision qualifications - alhaitham #jskak also no im not writing yandere nilou in iM NOT REWRITING AN ENTIRE FOC AGAIN BECAUSE OF YOU ALHAITHAM THIS WONT BE THE THIRD TIME–

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neko-shinigxmi · 5 years

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ALRIGHT, Hit me up with your LoZ theories!!

OKAY, this is going to be a MAJOR DOOZY, so hear me out-! Buckle in, get snacks, a drink or two, cause whenever LoZ and I lock eyes, I write like a novelist who’s final draft is due Monday of next week…and it’s Friday.

First off, I’d like to introduce my building block to all of my subsequent theories involving this series: There’s a fourth goddess that would complete the Triforce.

This theory has…typically died out, but I won’t let it. I keep mine alive and kicking, because while most people try to nudge someone else into that empty slot (Goddess of Time, Goddess of Deserts (of the Gerudo), Hylia, etc), there’s a FAR more convincing, prior unknown option… One of darkness.

Four themes are actually more prevalent in LoZ despite threes being the sign of the goddesses and- you would think- be more common compared to fours, but… Hey, there’s a lot to work with when you have four, especially when you look at it from the perspective of the Japanese.

Anyways… Under the cut go the shorthand of my extensive notes.

We’ll start with four, the first basis for this theory I think of a lot: “Four” in Japanese can be read as “shi” [死 ]. This specific reading translates to “death” and is considered an unlucky number. If four goddesses could be unlucky….why not cast out for 3?

Though what’s interesting… I couldn’t find a source for it- so who knows, maybe the guy pulled it outta his ass- but there was a theory video involving Majora’s Mask that mentioned purple often being a color of death in Japan. Again, couldn’t find anything to back that claim up, but…. On the other hand…..

The image above is of the Shadow Medallion from Ocarina of Time. Not only is it in the color purple, but it’s found in the Shadow Temple (a place that seems to reek of death and horrors) and features…an upside down triangle, with three dots around it…… Hmm.

Equally baffling, the Four Poe Sisters from the Forest Temple in the same game. Four over three, again. Also, this is a trend we see repeat in ANY Four Sword adventure… Take a look.

Note how we can see the colors of the four goddesses represented here. Red for Din, of Power. Green for Farore, of Courage. Blue for Nayru, of Wisdom…and purple. The fourth, odd color out.

This is actually ANOTHER issue in Tri-Force Heroes. While on the surface, all Links would be accounted for…. There IS a fourth, forgotten Dopple…. Check it out.

Ditto for Minish Cap; four objects, purple the odd color out. Image link.

It’s suspicious, I tell you.

Four AGAIN shows up in Twilight Princess, wherein there are FOUR guardian Light spirits… Three helped the goddesses, while one was unaccounted for…. I believe this was Ordona, far removed in nearby Ordon Village.

Nintendo tries to state “Ordona” finishes Faron’s name (for Farore), but I personally find THAT a load of bologna.

Though not of four, Purple continues to be an important color in the LoZ franchise… Even when they remove it from the final product. See here, the removed Fairy Doors from Phantom Hourglass (Philos) and the almost-there sixth Lokomo of Shadow… See their art Here (Syda).

A theory persists Bryne might’ve still been the reincarnated “Shadow lokomo”, but it’s only a theory that’s never been confirmed. (Much like the stuff I do.)

As well… What purpose would there be for the goddesses to create flaws? Who would create Demise? Where did he come from? The darkness, the evil….and all the creatures that bloom from it…?

Having also learned of beings like the Horned Statue and looking more into Malanya (BotW)… There are beings who don’t fit the norm of most “godly” creations, but STILL fit into the role of such “gods.”

(Which, I should note now, I use loosely; as someone else pointed out during my binge-watching, “gods” are probably used in translation of “kami”… Which is more like “god or spirit” in Japanese. Kami are a complicated thing for our mindset of what gods are, but… Essentially, all things have a spirit and are alive. A worship of them can go from “spirit” to “god” as far as translation goes, but….. Y’know.)

I just personally don’t see a bunch of well-intentioned goddesses go a’slippin’ and spill out some evil, especially one as chaotically evil as Demise goes…

So I brought forth the idea of Orona. An exiled fourth goddess of Shadow. Chosen color purple. Creator of Demise and the evil within the hearts of Hyrule.

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Oh, and the bit! About the Horned Statue and Malanya! That’s new!!! Which is what’s really gotten me jazzed about my theories involving LoZ… I just keep feeling like Nintendo is unintentionally validating me, even though it’d be a game-changer and probably would work TOO WELL for ending the series… Which is the last thing Nintendo would want to do.

….I mean, not that it’s going to stop me any. I can write out how my version of the series could end as Nintendo keeps making money and I keep giving it to them, too, LMAOOO. To be fair to them, don’t fix what ain’t broken….and I’ll sure keep buying Pokemon and Legend of Zelda long as the series keeps living up to the core of what they’ve always been, y’know?

Anyways, wanna drop one more theory on ya before I set you free. :3c

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So… Remember Groose? Skyward Sword? Red hair, kinda tanned skin, golden eyes? Wanted the girl, lost out to MC, grew enough by that time that he wasn’t bitter about it, and flew off with friends to go be cool somewhere else?

Yeah, that guy. So…. Here me out.

Groose got cursed by Demise, too. It wasn’t ONLY Zelda/Hylia and Link who were dragged down into the reincarnation cycle.

Hear me out… Most people have made a fair guess that- by endgame- Groose and Co. flew off in the way of Lanayru Desert. (Once a populous ocean and with green fields… I’d joke about it being a downgrade, but I live in a desert, too, so… FML.) This location- deserts, specifically- have been KNOWN for housing the Gerudo race.

Now…. Please look at Groose compared to an OoT Gerudo.

They might not be the most similar people in existence….but you try to tell ME that a few who-knows-how-many-generations later, his kids could VERY WELL end up becoming the Gerudo race.

(Also not a flattering picture, but I don’t have a lot to work with premade…and I currently don’t have the ability to make one of these on my own.)

So what am I getting at? Groose was cursed to have his descendants bear his new host.

Theory goes like this: Groose is cursed. Never knows of it. He has kids normally… They have kids normally….for a few generations. As time goes on, more women are born, less men. Until no boys are born, only little girls who resemble their mothers. It never ceases.

Until the day the first boy in thousands of years is born. He is hailed a king of their people, in honor of such a rare, undocumented occasion.

Ganondorf, they name him. Unknowing that within the boy, is a demon, waiting for his time. Ganondorf shall grow up with a hatred unmatched, nobody will know why, but the goddesses will. They will do nothing unless called down with might.

Unwittingly, Groose continues a line of a people scorned nearly always by Hyrule, who’s king is ALWAYS destined to lose himself to the madness of the darkness that consumes his very being.

EDIT: BEFORE I FORGET, I also think it’s very telling of BotW to say there’s “not been another male Gerudo since the King who became the Calamity” that’s very HMM, isn’t it?? (Reference: Creating a Champion / Master Works)

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My name is Aki, and I stan the LoZ franchise because I rebuilt it with my bare hands, how’ya doin’?

#thekingaboo #Aki answers #Legend of Zelda #idgaf if I put it in main tags #I fuss over this theory year by year #least I could do is have the bravery to put it in the main tags!!!!#anyways feel free to tell me whatcha think #cause OOP I'M STILL OBSESSED

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