appledash as tropes:
“My Wife Said So”
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Fluttershy: why did you fight the manticore?
Rainbow Dash: Applejack called me ‘partner’ so i woulda said yes to anything.
Twilight: why did you launch urself at a building?
Rainbow Dash: Applejack asked me for a favor and that was the most impressive way i could think of doing it.
Applejack: why did you wanna fly into a pile of rocks?
Rainbow Dash: You can only have one creature serve you forever, and that pony is me.
Twilight: why are you in the castle of the two sisters?
Rainbow Dash: when Applejack walked into the Everfree Forest, i followed. when she dared me to stay in the castle, i did. when she said to believe in ghosts, i believed. so really, it’s all her fault.
Buckball Team: why aren’t you going to cheer us on at the game?
Rainbow Dash: Applejack made me promise to do something for her that i could do later, but she takes priority.
Wind Spirit: why are you a buckball coach when you’re already a Wonderbolt?
Rainbow Dash: Applejack asked if she could count on me and i’ve been here ever since
Gold Horseshoe Gals: why were you so boring?
Rainbow Dash: my Applejack hallucination told me to be
and my favorite…
Smolder: what do we need hay for?
Rainbow Dash: Applejack gave it to me so i didn’t ask questions