"Hey fuckers. I found a console to run the game on."
[He turns over his hand and the mouth falls on the cube. It somehow stays in smile orientation.] "My mouth."
[there's a flashy transition where it goes from BPG pointing at the mouth and a tiny BPG to regular sized BPG pointing at a comically large mouth. It is unclear how this happened or their actual sizes.]
"MY MOUTH" "WAIT HANG ON LET ME ADJUST VOLUME"
"My mouth" "But also I realized I won't be able to speak if my mouth is displaying the game so I'm just going to see if I can't get..."
[BPG runs a command to teleport a random, unique entity to him.]
Notice: You are now entering The Exclamation Point PFP RPG Blog Cinematic Universe
Members consist of:
@dailyquests
@mission-board
@status-updates (you are here)
@loading-tips
@advancement-made
@deathscreenmessages
@monster-bestiary and @bossfight-messages
@nefarious-exclam
@character-selecton (no i)
@item-shoppe
@glitches-and-bugs
@players-guide-to-magic
@beta-leaks
@mini-games
@location-finder
@objective-marker
@unused-questline
@magic-foraging-tooltips
And most recently, @evil-loading-screen
We hit 25 and now I can't be fucked to keep uploading the list. I have a co- i mean other things to attend to.
Btw i only tag things as "status update" and "status updates." posts tagged "inferior status update" are submissions. various storylines will also have tags but there's no way I'm updating a list everytime a new one starts.
[Tyria was on her console, when she heard the click of a gun. She looked over, to see Terro a little bit away, aiming for a headshot. The moth looked tired. Not only physically, but she could tell that he was so. So tired of dealing with the former Developer.]
Well.
[The console only closed until it looked like a thin, glowing green pole. It looked similar to the Patching Knife, in a way.]
Beag returns from the day's expedition, and approaches Semi.
Beag: "Y'know, as odd as your outfit is, you seem like you might be capable out in the field. You and your friend with the matching bracelet thing. What's your story?"
Oh, hello. Thank you for the compliment.
I come from the same place as the rest of the group I was with when you first found us. If you count being 'capable in the field' as 'wandering through the forest', then sure, I have experience. Probably not true experience, though, considering how huge that Bulborb was...
notice: discord has stealth rolled out a feature that, when activated, just straight up kills you in unexplainable circumstances. it is disabled by default, luckily, nobody's THAT stupid.