#excoworker

[djabeatz]

When your way-back (UFT!) friends come down to Miami and visit you at your gig. Shout out to my good friend Val Gardner, one of the coolest dudes you'll ever meet! So great to see you my bro! #nyc #uft #excoworker #miami #jamaican #domincano #bayclub #lucali #southbeach (at Bay Club) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp3_uh6OUK2/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#nyc #uft #excoworker #miami #jamaican #domincano #bayclub #lucali #southbeach

[muttever]

genuinely cant stop thinking about this interaction i overheard at work between my ex coworker and someone else.

"ew, what is that smell? it smelled like chicken salad!"

[firmly] "yup. its his vape. its bad"

#its about excoworkers shithead husband lol #i would call him a clown but i like clowns too much to defame them as a people by comparing them to his shit ass

[greenbergwrites]

WAIT your dad is one of your beta readers??? like you casually hand him 6k of a hot steamy scene between daddy Bucky and Steve and he just corrects any typos?? I’m amazed

Oh hell no 😂

First of all, nothing on here gets beta read, or edited unless I decide to go in a different direction. This blog is basically my way of practicing “just WRITE, worry about editing later” bc I’m bad about editing as I go.

My dad has read some of my fanfic, and he helped beta read FAC for me, but that’s it. He knows to only read what I give him access to.

I’d feel really weird about my dad reading my porn. I don’t even let my sisters read that shit, and if they don’t have access, nobody else irl is getting access 😂

#nani asks #greenberg replies #my two irl excoworkers/friends are salty that I won’t let them read my fic #I DON’T NEED ANYONE KNOWING WHAT I’M INTO OKAY

[carnalcervid]

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#chatter #god im so fucking MISERABLE #'lmk if theres anything i can do to help' yes. KILL ME PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY END ME #sorry im being so dramatic i have a sore throat a 100+(°F) fever and my iud is killing me and im worried im gonna have to seek medical help #AND a hot excoworker wants to hangout today and now i fucking cant. kms ig.

[netches-and-nirnroots]

*reminds myself that I don't need permission to text someone I like*

#being mentally ill is hard #she's a cool excoworker I'm allowed to send her a funny meme without feeling guilty

[chezagnes]

Miss you Oompa-Loompas! Que bueno veros, que bueno cervecear. Que bueno los NaitraFridays #naitrafridays #excoworkers #friday #fridaymood #viernes #cervezasdeviernes #excompis #excompañeros (en Madrid, Spain) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cpnsvu_jmAr/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#naitrafridays #excoworkers #friday #fridaymood #viernes #cervezasdeviernes #excompis #excompañeros

[reaperkaneki]

my ex coworkers bf desperately wants to be friends with me and its so funny. like sure if you want. little a krisna, as a treat.

#they came in together today and the bf was like yeah [excoworker] needs to give me your number we can falk abt anime #and i was like yeah sure as long as you WATCH SYMPHOGEAR. WATCH IT #hes like oh is it like revue starlight? and i was like :) you are in for a fucking treat #what if i told you it had the singing fighting girls of revstar mixed with the intensity of a shounen but as insane as a trigger production

[radpizzafae]

I never got all these comments about my body when I was perceived to be a teenager - but now that the men at the hotel perceive me as 22, I’m getting all the comments about my butt and legs.

I even bought bigger skinny jeans so they wouldn’t be as tight - 2 sizes bigger… I swear I don’t actually have that big of a butt.

#I work at a hotel #hotel work #hotel work is uncomfortable #some guest told me I’m a sexy lady #straight up told this guy I don’t like hearing that my butt is perky at work #this happened right after a now excoworker insinuated that I was “visiting guests rooms and accepting money””’ #I wish I had a stay at home job #I turn 30 this fall #ugh he licked his lips #I’m dying #gods I should’ve told him I got my butt from my dad #I got my butt from my dad #I don’t even know what sexy is but I don’t like it

[nok-joke]

I keep seeing poisondealer stuff and it's not what I expected but honestly I gotta say it's so funny from a glance bc imagine medkit in that situation. Hell moments, your coworker is dating your sworn enemy excoworker. You see the guy you traded an eye with at holiday dinner

#broker phighting #subspace phighting #poisondealer

[yourcalamity]

this post reminded me of my 38 yr old excoworker who discovered tswift at that age and blasted it in his car every day when we would rideshare to our miserable weed job. josh you are the only swiftie i wont be putting in the petri dish

[skincareroutine]

once i remember at the restaurant i worked at we were talking to my coworker and he brought up how an ex-coworker brought a girl (stranger) back (after hours when the restaurant was closed n everyone was hanging out) from a rave n the girl was completely blacked out on drugs n it was insane how this coworker went into detail about how they were all laughing at how wasted she was and then the excoworker took her home and i just sat there wondering how they did nothing how all those people i work with (this happened before i worked there but same ppl) like how those vile idiots all of them the guys and girls just let a grown dude parade around a girl who couldnt process anything n let her go home with him n thought it was a funny story to tell people

[slu-tea-ftm]

Ooh, big storm outside

Love hearing it, hate the basement flooding and having to drive through the storm at night tho (I'll have to drive later to take some excoworkers home) 😬

#.txt

[canyonroads]

Excoworker tgirl invited me a mosh next week but it's at a strip club so I'm trying to decide if that's too many things out of my comfort zone

#i have no reason to believe there will be any kind of strip element even lol #ive just never been to a strip club and Im Scared #and also i havent been to a loud show for years so Im Scared of that #and obviously havent moshed since before my body was shattered so #not even sure I can do that one lol #i just hate being boring staying in all the time and i need to make friends

[flowerkidlove]

an excoworker of mine kind of scares me now bc apparently they are like. actively a shitty person? like. they will sit and cheat on their partner and then act like theyre the victim and they can get really fucking scary when they think youre in the wrong like. idk. if i wanna be their friend anymore

[sinsandsweetness]

Shy anon!! Also my coworker who figured it out it was him without me telling her straight up told me since she’s been here (which she’s been here for about 3 weeks) she’s noticed how he’ll stand very close to me. And she’s so funny, she says he only tolerates me in the office lmaoo. The other night we were closing and a mutual excoworker called to check up on me and she asked for him and he was right there so I gave him the phone to talk to her. I couldn’t hear what she was saying, but he says something strange which was something like that, yeah I’ll shoot my shot when she gives me cookies or something like that. I kept thinking if he’s talking about me cause I literally just gave him cookies that same week. Who knows..🤭

I’d say he is for sure taking about you!

#shy anon <3 #inbox

[tricitymonsters]

Did you ever watch the Grimm series? I think it was pretty good back in the day. Scary

I've seen a couple random episodes here and there but one of my excoworkers was OBSESSED with it so i have like... vague ancillary knowledge of all its complexities. To be honest I've always been really into shows that blend fantasy and urban horror like... looking back on my formative media experience I think Disney's Gargoyles may have been one of my first mega obsessions in this line and so over the years I've just fermented my little goblin brain in more and more titles that put monsters in grimy city settings and I kind of adore it lol.

I'll have to root around in the Grimm wiki and maybe catch a few more episodes, it really does seem up my alley.

#thanks for the recc! #i am like weird and don't watch a lot of tv or movies but i'm always open to suggestions #thanks for asking!