The difference between 👀 and 👁️👁️ to me
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“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be infertile
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one man's hyperfixation is another man's blocked tag
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solved the paradox of the ship of Theseus btw!! turns out the answer was “it depends”. hope that helps, have a good weekend everybody!
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Girl. You know I love your theories about queer coding in television. But some times those two male characters are stood that close bc they need to get them both in the frame .
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Give me jelly beans you fuck head
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Ma'am this is the space restaurant we only serve bumpy fruit and severed tentacle
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advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love
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in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing
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i don’t grow out of my interests they simply become absorbed into me as i get older like tree rings
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