#first day of hurricane season and we have a tropical storm already whoop de FUCKIN do

[rubythecrimsonwriter]

I need one day. ONE DAY. WITHOUT CRISES. PLEASE.

#personal #friend's grandfather is dying and while i dont like her family that much that will devastate her #ma has a spicket she's been trying to get fixed for weeks and it took me goong to a manufacturer and saying wtf is this and how to replace #grabbing a phone book for ma's town and just going down the list and see who would pick up #ask them point blank this is whats there now. they dont make this anymore. this is what i have. i need you to take out the old thing and #replace it with thr new thing. can you do that. #and it's still a two week wait #i have the parts on order for Ma #and im doing hurricane preparedness bullshit for a friend who moved to Georgia whos never been off this mountain previously #first day of hurricane season and we have a tropical storm already whoop de FUCKIN do #STRESS #im eating m&ms and just daring my phone to ring rn #i will do it i will pick up tbe phone and scream into the reciever dont think i wont and then i will hang up and leave the poor soul #GAAAHHHH #i just got the news that i dont have breast cancer YESTERDAY i need ONE DAY between major crises PLEASE