Awww! I loved reading this! These are lovely headcanons 🥰 J and Eddie and the Detective are so sweet. I love the bonds shared over your height difference. I ship y'all so hard. It's always a pleasure to read your stuff! ☺
Height Difference Headcanons
Pairing: Heath ledger joker x reader, The Detective x reader, Eddie Munson x reader
Genre: Fluff, self-insert
Summary: What J, The Detective, and Eddie’s relationships with a short reader would be like.
Warnings: Light swearing.
Word Count: 945
Notes: When I say short I mean 5ft 4in/~162.56 cm or shorter. I’m 5ft1.75in/156.845 cm, so this is self-indulgent for me Also, HUGE thank you to @jslittlebirdie for helping me with this!
J:
He’s 6’1” (~185cm)
Expect him to call you lots of nicknames.
Some nicknames include (but are not limited to): Little one, shortie, little bunny, little *anything*, half pint, little y/n, etc.
If J sees that you’re having trouble reaching something, he’ll get it for you, but he’ll want to have a little fun with you before handing it to you, teasing you playfully as he holds it just out of your reach.
“C’mon, almost there, bunny. Hehe, aww, you’re doing well…. Almost there, toots.”
Expect affectionate mock sympathy as you struggle to get it.
“J, I can kick your shins!”
“Aww, but you won’t.”
“Try me!”
“A little fight in you. I *like* that.”
J’s a lovable asshole.
He will (after rolling his eyes in feigned annoyance) carry you around or give you piggyback rides.
He finds your height endearing.
“You’re so little…”
If he sees you climbing up to reach something, J will be so pissed, because he cares about your safety. He will give you The Look.
“You could’ve fallen.”
“But I didn’t.”
J acknowledges that you can handle yourself. You’re an adult, you’re your own person, and he won’t baby you or talk down to you ever. But he does feel slightly more protective of you due to your height.
“I don’t want my little bunny getting hurt.”
If you want to boop his nose, depending on his mood he’ll either bend down to make it easier for you or he’ll make you reach for it.
When you kiss, J is more than willing to accommodate you both. He finds it adorable when you stand up on your tiptoes to reach him. He’ll finally bend down and giggle at you.
His hugs almost completely engulf you in the best way possible.
J loves you exactly as you are. He wouldn’t change a thing about you.
If you’re happy with your height, he is all for it.
If you feel bad or insecure about your height, he’ll do whatever he can to help, trying to make you feel better about yourself.
“But, uh, I think ya look beautiful just the way you are, bunny. Being your size is actually wonderful, at least ta’ me.”
If you steal borrow his clothes, they’re huge (relative term) on you.
“Bunny… s’that, uh, mine?”
“Maybe…”
If you use a top-load washer, he will giggle loudly when he sees you almost all the way in it.
J sometimes forgets how short you are. Let’s say you’re in his way. He doesn’t give it much thought. He casually manhandles you sometimes. He just grabs you and puts you on the other side of him.
He’s not above using your head as an armrest.
Or ruffling your hair.
If you tell him you’re fun-sized, he will cackle loudly.
All of this to say, J loves you so *so* very much, even if he doesn’t say it. You mean everything to him. Nothing could ever change that.
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The Detective:
He’s 5’11” (~180.34 cm)
Likes to point out when an object is (significantly) larger than you.
He finds your height endearing.
HUGS!!! Expect lots of hugs. Especially bear hugs.
He will not belittle you, baby you, or talk down to you in any way about your height.
If anything, he really loves you and cares about you, and wants to help you. Especially if you can’t reach something. If he feels you need help, that’s when he steps in. Again, he respects your space.
He knows you’re your own person and he understands that, but sometimes he feels a little bit more protective of you. Then again, he’s generally more protective after his time in Everlock.
If someone looks over you or does not acknowledge you, he will stick up for you, if you’re comfortable.
The Detective sometimes feels nervous or worried about the idea of losing you in a crowd or not being able to find you.
He adds “little” to his pet names for you.
If you’re comfortable, he says you’re “small but mighty”.
The Detective wants to remind you that being small is a strength, not a weakness
He loves you so so deeply, no matter what.
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Eddie Munson:
He’s 5’11” (~180.34 cm)
He finds your height endearing.
He will affectionately refer to you as a hobbit. It's just a fact.
And you can expect LOTR references at that point.
“Would you like me to find you a box?”
If you share his love for LOTR, expect more references. And if not, that’s totally fine too! Eddie truly does not mind.
Eddie likes to bend down and give you little cheek kisses followed by a little sudden “mwah!” to make you giggle.
Eddie is very playful with you.
He thinks your height is “metal” (his words).
If anyone teases or upsets you because of your height, he is livid. Eddie is super protective of you. Absolutely no one is bullying you or picking on you, *especially* not because of your height.
Eddie cares a lot about his loved ones, especially you. Because you’re shorter than him, he always has an arm around you when you’re out together.
He always keeps an eye on you so you don’t get lost. He’s thought several times about tying a balloon to your bag or wrist so he can see you from far away. When he brings it up, you burst out laughing. You love his playful nature.
Eddie also loves giving you piggyback rides and he’s even suggested trying to carry you around with you sitting on his shoulders if you’re comfortable with that.
“Shit, you’re adorable.”
Eddie loves you regardless of your height. You mean everything to him. He couldn’t ask for a better partner.
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